Hiya! I'm "new" (read- a lurker for months who just got around to joining.) Umm, yes. Sorry KW, but I don't think that God will let you have my soul. :ph43r:

Well, welcome aboard. I'm pretty sure KW will try to steal your soul anyway, not to mention Vega coming along with his insanity virus. And watch for Kirby's falling rocks....I think that's about all. Have fun.

EDIT: BTW, your homepage link doesn't work.

Err, Homepage link? I didn't put one there...I don't mind rocks or insanity. though...

Your profile has a homepage link in it. Don't know why if you didn't put it there.

Welcome to the forums. I am Chaos Burheim, formerly blackchaos13. Anyways welcome aboard and watch for a little kid with a hypodermic needle.

Now for a message from the evil monkey in my closet...

- YOU!!

Thank you, but I know all about Vega. and the insanity virus. I really need a dose of that stuff. And as for the homepage link, I checked, and it was to invision's main site?? :blink: Really, it was!

Well, you should probably change it then. To avoid the cinfusion that you may be a server admin for IF.

Don't worry, I changed it as soon as I noticed the adress.

Are you Alpha Zoid on GC? Interesting.

Well, all souls are mine when the enter these forums.

*Steals it, regardless of what's said.*

Have a nice day.... lukers are good, they know rules and stuff before they join.

Nice to meet you Zero.I am Tysan not as ranked as everyone elsebut,Im your normal nice guy.Beware someone gona stab ya...wont say who wont say when but be on the look out.

You have 5 bars like us old timers...

I wonder what my rank is...

Oh yeah, and welcome! :lol: *throws bean curd at you* Think of that as my offical welcome!

*sticks a sign on your head that reads: LUEser*

You are a 4 bar'r.

OMG! Its Alf! Hi Alf... well *coughs* OH... MAVERICK! You remembered! ITS OFFICIAL! ROCK TIME! *drops a rock on your head* WEHEHEHEHEEHE!!! *runs in circles*

Err, I'm NOT Alf <_< ... just lurk there too and thought that It was a good quote (is pelted by falling rocks that Kirby FORGOT to mention). Come on, technically, a Blitz Haken COULD beat a Deathsaruer. And as for post ranks, if you scroll up, on my joining, my homepage URL was somehow set to Invisionfree's site :blink: The server is toying with me...

EDIT: I just checked, and I only see one post count bar...

^_^

Anyway! Welcome to Zoids Evolution. Hope you stay long and such. I'd also recommend you join Zoids GC too, no one bites... besides your friendly mod Mr.Guy.

You may want to add Konigbreaker to that statment. BTW, funny emoticon.

You're not by any chance from LUE, are you? *Prod*
Anyway. Hey, welcome to ZE, we're all nice enough.. Most of the time. ^^

Yeah... nice. *grins*

Welcome to the forum, ZeroFalcon. It is a pleasure to have you here. ^-^

What surprises me is taht my Phelan accepted my RPG applicatoin before KW "stole" my soul.

Are you hiding any hypodermic needles behind your back, Hetman?

Howdy!

Welcome to ZE.

Hope you like it here. :)

I beleive I do like it here, thank you. :D

*pokes with a sharp pointy object and runs*

Heh...you never stole mine, KW. I was injected with the insanity virus...but my soul have never been stolen...nor will it ever be. :P

Oh yeah, and welcome. :D

Weird.... you might have been at the time I wasn't doing it.. I can't remember when you joined Retal.. However.. no wonder you seem out of place, lol, jk.

*Steals Retals soul quickly*

Anyway.. on you go.

You already gave me the, ahem, Royal Welcome...easily knocking out my Dispellow. :P

Oh... Im sorry... I see now...you quoted alf...

lol...give yourself some credit. You put up a good fight. Just remember the lesson that sometimes, one mistake can cost you everything... ;)

*steals back his soul*

You had your chance, KW...too late now...

man...I'm always late.

Greetings ZeroFalcon and welcome to the wonderful world of ZE

I'm glad you know all about our little initiation rituals. That makes things a whole lot easier. I can't tell you how many times I have heard: "I'm already insane" or "I already sold my soul". That gets real old real quick. Anyway, back to business...time for phase 2 of the initiation.
*Injects ZeroFalcon with the Insanity Virus*

As you may already know, in a few moments it will take effect and drain you of your sanity. Then you will truely be one of us. Oh and I'm sure you already know all about the side effects: upset stomach, large boils, hair loss, and AIDS. So you know that they really aren't that bad. Bald people with large boils who constantly vomit and have AIDS can live perfectly normal and happy lives.

Enjoy your last moments of sanity and your stay in ZE
WELCOME

As a former-soul stealer of ZE, once we (KW more like) have stolen your soul, you can't get it back because its in another plane or dimension and you can't get it. Tough luck. :)

*Pokes Vega for being late*

Thank you, Vega. I feel much "better." :ph43r:

*Draws out blood sample with syringe.* Alright, now to figure out how you make this stuff... *Runs off to laboratory...*

Hah...God ovverides pithy mod authority, and can cross all dimensional barriers. :P

In any case...now that I don't have a soul...that mean I'm evil...and that means I can kill the soul-stealers and not feel bad about it...excellent...

*digs around for his broadsword*

*Holds out broadsword, stops him in his tracks*

You honestly don't know the secret?

*tosses him a vial of the virus*

Here, it's a far better source for analysis. I was planning on blackmailing Vega with that, but hey, I'm sure you can come up with a better use for it. Now if you'll excuse me...

*goes hunting for KW*

A better use, as in, mutating it into a mind control virus and selling it to you for use in the RPG? :ph43r: Or, maybe, redevloping and mass-marketing the anti-inasnity virus (not a cure, just another virus)? At any rate... *Jumps into Gairyuki sets out for lab, with Hammer Kaiser, Leostriker, Dispellow, Evoflyer, Deantler, and several Chimera Dragons escorting.* Come get me, Vega...

Hmm, maybe I should make a clone of this topic in the Spam Forum?

*strokes chin*

A spam war where Vega tries to reclaim his virus and prevent its secrets from being revealed? Interesting indeed...sure. :D

But I am not a mod.. I am an admin, lol.

You can hunt me all you want Retal.. but you shall never find me, hahaha!

O_O

.... Your the god of the RPG... not the entire board. This is not the RPG.... gotcha there! :D

Well, look who wandders in late for a friendly greeting. *laughs histerically*

Anyways, welcome to ZE. I think we already know each other. Just figured I would post in here and give you a more friendly introduction than challenging you in the RPG... hehehe.. Which I already did. *smacks forehead*

Well, you have gotten your soul stolena nd been inpaled and injected.. Hmm.. Nothing left to do but feed you a year old pickle... :huh: :huh: :huh: hehe.

Anyways, enjoy your stay here. Have fun killing off people in the RPG once you increase your RPGing skills, which are mighty damn good, I should add. hehe. Lycan

Year. Old. Pickle? *tries to run, but has it shoved down throat anyway*

Ack! I need some water, and some antibacterial pills!

Here.

*Hetman gives some water and some antibacterial pills to ZeroFalcon*

*whispers*Hehe... he doesn't know that the antibacterial pills are actually pills to make someone simultaneously combust if they ate an old year pickle.*/whispers*