Yes, this is slightly RP-ish, but it's not serious at all.



"So, you all thought that knowbody but Vega would ever have a vial of it? Thanks to Vega's injection, Retal donating a stolen vial, and my secret level-4 biolab, I know own both the Isanity Virus, and my own, upgraded clone of the virus, the World Domination Insanity and Mind Control Virus, a.k.a WDIMCV! With the WDIMCV, I will rule the world! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" *begins randomly shooting nets around member, hoisting them into his Hammer Kaiser, injecting them, and dropping them back onto the ground* "If you wish, you can buy a vial of the WDIMCV for only three low payments of $500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! Thats right, only three low payments of $500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! Order your vial today!"

Really, I have mutated the insanity virus and am currently horading it... :ph43r:

Steps backwards slightly slipping on a large boulder,falling to his but."Zero good oh pal how ya doing"Tries to get up but is to nervous.

*builds unstoppable and Undetactable Ninja Infiltraitor of d00m (UNID)*

Time to go to work, my mechanical friend...

*two miliseconds later several vials of the WDIMCV appears in Retaliation's hands, joining a vial of Vega's virus in Retaliation's other hand*

Ahh, manipulating newbies is so much fun...

*whistles and begins to walk off with the UNID shuffling silently and obiediently behind him...*

*walks up shoves three year old sam into his mouth , grabs the Vial and walks off*

*puts up hand to block sam from entring his mouth, opens plot hole and watches Schatten walk into it and vanish forevermore*

Whoops...almost forgot...

*quickly sticks hands into hole and reclaims the Vial, pulling it out along with his hand before plot hole closes*

Now then, where was I? Oh, yes...

"Don't sniff and steal, boy!" while waving his walking stick around in the air.

"Hmm, to bad about those vials. Oh well, it won't matter in a few minutes... and as for the UNID being indestructable..."*a horde of 50 Gylvaders soon appears and fires a 15 minute barrage from their Gravity Cannons. After that, the UNID-Supreme appears and begins to attack the UNID. A cross-continuity portal appears after that, and Unicron comes out. He then proceeds to attack the planet ZEF.* "Well, that wasn't supposed to happen..."

*Steve, meanwhile, plots eeebil things*


Mwahahahahahahahaha!!! I have created... THE ULTIMATE PLOT DEVICE! *Thunderclap*

Venator: Gggrrraaarrrggghh... (Why did you replace my core with a bunch of Dragonballs?)

Steve: I'm combining the wish granting capabilities of a Dragonball with the excessive convenience of an organoid. Two super plot devices, COMBINED INTO ONE!

Venator: Gggrraaa... (But... I need my core to live...)


*Venator drops dead. Steve continues on, not caring.*

Meh. I'll just bring him back with the Dragonballs later. U_U

Meanwhile, Mr.Guy the evil cheese ball duck turtle, had sent his totally hawt spy to steal the insanity virus from the clutched of ZeroFalcon.

Her mission was as follows... kill the d00d with the thing, then bring the thing back to her master. He'd give her nice pretty kitty if she did.

And this was all just an excuse for Mr.Guy to post the full pic of his avatar. And he shall do it!



Nonetheless, she shall retrieve the virus by any means possible.

OOC: Mmm... side cleavage... *drools*


IC:


*Steve pokes dead Venator with a stick*


...Errmmm... Rise, eternal dragon?


*Shenron rises out of the Dragonballs*


WHAT IS YOUR WISH?

Steve:... I'll have a Double Quarter Pouner Meal please... Cheese and ketchup only, and an orange drink. And super size the fries, please.


Shenron: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.

*Steve recieves his food.*

Shenron: THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.

OOC:LOL

Runs to the Double Pounder as it falls out of the sky.He leaps into the air and grabs the burger N.O(Inerception).

Stuffs face in it before anyone can rake it.

Awwww... myburger... :(


*Looks up at Shenron*


...Ummm... are you Dende's upgraded ueber-Shenron, or the plain old Kami one?


Shenron: UEBER VERSION.


Steve: Exellent... I still have two more wishes. Shenron, turn that whelp into some kind of small, furry thing.


Shenron: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.


*Chibi Tysan turns into a beaver.*

AH!

Goes and finds a small branch.

Beaver:Ill get you

Finds a branch and launches it at Steve from his tail.

Beaver:HAHAHA

Shenron, I would like a limitless flame thrower and anti-beaver equipment and clothes.

Shenron: WHAT'S THAT? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU, I WASN'T LISTENING.

Steve: He wished that I had 50 exclusive wishes.

Shenron: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.

Steve: Kick ass! 50 wishes, all for me...

Nooooo!

NOOOOO

*ZeroFalcon, in his Hammer Kaiser, activates his all-powerful-physics-defying-super-E-shield-and-anit-magic-cross-continuitiy-shield-of-d00m, a.k.a APPDSESAMCCSOD!*

*beckons for her muses to come and get her out of the plot hole* Writer's aren't that easy to get rid of. *prepares her final weapon*

*unleashes his own ultimate weapon and....erases Schatten's ultimate weapon from the plot!*

*shocked gasp from the audience, followed by applause*

Yes, writers such as me and you are abnormally hard to get rid of, however...

*creates a repeating plot loophole that continually re-creates, then deletes the 'final weapon' at random intervals, ensuring it can't be employed*

...their tools are very easy to eliminate...

*rewires Shenron to make him believe I am Steve*

Me: Shenron, I wish for you to revoke all of my wishes and make me into an acorn.

And my second wish is that you never, ever, change me back, even if I or anyone else wish it back.

And my third wish is that you will always obey Retaliation, even if its against your own free will.

Shenron: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.

Me: *evil cackle*