What's yours.

This is Sargent Johnson from Halo 2..

Dear Humanity,

We regret being alien bastards,
we regret coming to earth,
and we most definatly regret that the core just wooped our raggedy ass fleet!

Eetsa me! Mario!

I like the "regret" quote from Halo 2, but I seem to enjoy this one more, spoken in, of course, G-Man's tired droll.
"Rise and shine Mr.Freeman, rise and shine ! Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job, no one is more deserving of a rest and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Well let's just say your hour has come again. (in game: the last line was seemingly changed to 'The right man in the wrong place can make aaaaalllllllll the difference!') So wake up Mr.Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes!"

Of course I love the regret one and...

"Future It May Be Their But It Meaningless For You..." -GARD!

the regret ones good urraaahh

i like the mario one ^^ BUT NOW UR DOOMED CAUSE I LOVE LOTS OF QUOTES!!

but my favs are..
"LIES MAKE ME GRUMPY!!" Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell
"Let's ride!" Destroyer commander, HW:C
"Aye! Turning and Burning!" Scouts, HW: C
"Lets Rock!" Me, Operation Flashpoint (online)
"Frag Monkey!" announcer, UT2004
"Englander!" most germans, Call of Duty

C&C Tiberian Dawn
"That was left handed!" Commando
"i gotta present for-ya!" Commando
"I'm on it!" Commando
"Real tough guy!" Commando
"The media tells the public what to believe, and I tell the media what to believe" Kane
"The Brotherhood exists wherever there is need" Kane

"He who controls the past, commands the future
He who commands the future, conquers the past" Kane

Tiberian Sun
"Death from above!" Orca Bomber
"It Would be a sad error in judment to mistake me for a corpse" Kane


C&C Red Alert 2
"SEAL ready" Navy SEAL
"I'm pinned down!" Navy SEAL
"Going down! Going down!" Navy SEAL
"Uuraah!" Navy SEAL
"C4 knockin' on your door!" Navy SEAL
"Ivans not home!" - Crazy Ivan
"I lost a bomb...do you have it?" - Crazy Ivan

"kill them...kill them all!!"

C&C Generals / ZeroHour
"Bullets for everyone!" China Minigunner
"AK-47's for everyone! *cheers*" Angry Mob, AK-47 upgrade
"High speed, low drag!" Aurora Bomber
"You wanted the best? here i am!" Colonel Burton
"If he does make it, I'll pin a medal on him. Then I'll have him shot" General Locke


"Look. I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
Treat your cardboard box with care. Take care of the box and it'll take care of you... Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough. Okay?" Snake, MGS2

Not exactly a video game but a game nonetheless.

D&D Quotes
"Get back behind that door before I'm forced to hurt one of you!" A Wizard a I played upon sighting 40-odd ghosts.

"There was a particuarly helpful djinn involved...." The same wizard upon meeting a newly trapped demon.

"So, I mix the Philter of Love into the army's porrige." Roach, a human thief.

"Oh sh*t, RUN!" A multitude of characters.

"...so the half-elf launches herself out of ballista. What's the Druid doing?" Me, as DM

"What do you mean by the phrase 'I add Oil of Slipperiness to the General's Stew', exactly?" The DM after Roach did just that.

"So, we plate the moutain in copper. Just because we've got some extra." The party.

White Wolf
"Uhh...guys...she just threw a wagon." A Lasombra.

"Wait, what do you mean, 'I diab him'?" Me in a Vampire game.

"If you really want me to rip the soul from your body and keep in a small glowing jar on my desk, by all means, stand up." Me, in a Vampire game.

"Well come on...let me in...or do ya feel lucky?" A werewolf I played after duct-taping 60 lbs. of homemade C-4 to himself and walking into a police station.

"Okay, you've ripped out his spine. What now?" Storyteller
"I flog him with it." Player
"Err....what?" Storyteller
Me, playing a vampire.

"So, how exactly does one blow up Cthulu?" A vampire

"Yes! I soaked the railroad tie!" A vampire, after being shot in the chest with a railroad tie.

"What do you mean you bound a giraffe spirit into your shotgun? It's a shotgun!" The Storyteller, after learning I bound a Silence spirit into my shotgun.

"I'm making Reality Version 2.0" A mage.

"I set the engine on fire." Me
"It's a metal engine." Storyteller.
"I know. I set it on fire." Me
Me, playing a sorcerer.

*dies laughing* That's good....That's really good.

It's spelt Corps and not Core....

But you gotta love Johnson's speeches! :D

woops, I knew that, just blew my mind.

Knock Knock, Whos there, A BIG PAINFUL BODY CHECK-Hitz 2002

Ah, that reminds me of another one of Sgt.Johnsons "speeches". He said "Knock Knock!" when he fired the Scarrow's (sp?) beam cannon on the last level of Halo 2.

Do you mean Scarrow as possosion? Sorry, didnt pay much attention to the ending movies..

Steel, the Machine you are refering to when Johnson said "Knock Knock" is called a Scarab

My favorite quote is from Jak II
"I'M GONNA KILL PRAXIS!!"
The quote isn't too good, but its actually the character's first words (before he was a mute) so you have to love it when a guy's first sentence is a death threat.

StarCraft: Seige Tank: I am about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!.

From the sims, the babble: Teull ma oh, hey hawbu babateminia.

SimCity 2000: Transportation Advisor: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!. XD

and I forget the game, but the quote was "Thats one less horror in the world."

*gurgle gurgle gurgle* - Flood from Halo.

"I am a genius." -- 343 Guilty Spark (I can relate, >D)
"Ahhhh!" -- Master Chief as he is blow up by those damn rocket launcher wielding Flood.
*THUDUMP!* -- See above...

343 also says alot of useless crap...

We must collect the index before we can activate the installation.

We are near the index chamber, follow me.

The energy field above us contains the index, we must get up there.

The security doors have sealed automatically, I will go access the override to open them.

Please follow closely, this portal is the first of ten.

Puzzling; you brought such ineffective weapons to combat The Flood, despite the containment protocols.

The Flood must not escape the installation; they consume all.

You can see how the body's been transformed by the genetic restructuring of the Flood infection. The small creatures carry spores that cause a host to mutate. The mutated host then produces spores that can pass the Flood to others. It is insidious and elegant. As long as any hosts remain: the Flood, is virulent.

We must continue, this way please.

This instillation's research facilities are most impressive. Perhaps you will have time to see them later.

These sentinels will supplement your combat systems, but I suggest upgrade to at least a class-12 combat skin. Your current model only scans as a class-2, which is unsuited for this kind of work.

Pardon me, a plasma conduit breach in section 5-5-2-4 has disrupted power flow to a gravitic maintenance [At this point he disappears and his sentence is cut off, I've played through the level many times and this always happens]

Flood activity has caused a failure in a drone control subsystem, I must reset the backup unit, please continue on, I will rejoin you when I have completed my task.

The sentinels can use their weapons to manage the Flood only for a short time, speed is of the essence.

Please wait here.

Your environment suit should serve you well when the Flood begins to alter the atmosphere, you are a good planner.

The instillation was well conceived. It is surely the only way to end the Flood threat.

I would conjecture that the other species currently on the instillation is responsible for releasing the Flood. They seem most persistent in their attempts to access restricted areas.

Well naturally The Flood is simply too dangerous to release, and thus sterilization protocols may again need to be enacted. Of course, samples were kept here after the last catastrophic outbreak for study. It seems that decision may have been an error.

The instillation was specifically built to study and contain the Flood. Their survival as a race was dependant upon it, I am grateful to see that some of them survived to reproduce.

I will deactivate the security lock. Wait here.

Please stay close, time is short.

The Flood are already hard at work repairing your vessel, it's parasitic nature belies the Flood's intelligence.

Are you finished yet?

That is completely unnecessary.

Please stop firing your weapon.

We have much more important business here.

Please stop being Human.

Please, control your temper.


Hmmmhmmmhmmhmmhmm Ah!

Hmmhmmhmm Oh, Hello!

Laadadatataa.

Hmmhmmhmmhmmm Oh, that's a good idea.

Hmmhmmhmm Ah, I am a genius.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Wow....well, make of it what you will boys (or girls), there it is!

But Sarge is the best...

Cortana: I'm getting the same message over and over... Regret... Regret, Regret..."
Sarge: We regret coming to earth. We regret pissing us off, and we regret being alien sob's.

Or somthing to that effect, lol.

Here's another Sgt. Johson Quote..

"Hey, don't shake the Lightbulb..."

Johnson refering to 343 GS.

Murloc: *gurgle* (World of Warcraft)

Tauren: Moo... there... ya happy? (World of Warcraft)

another Jhonson one "listen tinckerbell dont make me..."

"if you want that brain to stay inside your ugly head you better tell your guys to back off" gotta love jhonson :D

Thought this was supposed to be just your favorite quotes! ^^

I have a love-hate thing with him, he's so freaking annoying he's loveable for some reason.

Jackel: SKWACK! lol

Grunt: Sure happy I got that food nipple waiting for me back at the starship, cus boy have I built up a big, grunty thirst!* (see note)

THUD! - Tank firing 90mm cannon.**

Tanya (Girl-Commando Chick from Red Alert 1/2) - Chew on this! (Actually made that my main characters battle phrase in Zoids Legacy, yes you can edit it, lol.)

* - This was actually a outtake from the guy who voiced the grunts, added as a easter egg, and then actually is now a offical thing in the Halo universe, lol.
** 90mm... WTF?! Kinda a downgrade, guys. But yeah, offically, the Scorpian Tank has a 90mm gun.

"The end justifys the means!" -Troll Batrider Warcraft Three, The Frozen Throne
"Want to see something real scary?" -Shadowhunter Warcraft Three, The Frozen Throne
"I am not a druglord I am a Dread Lord." -DreadLordWarcraft Three, The Frozen Throne



Everything in Warcraft Three, The Frozen Throne is funny if you click on it enough.


:huh: :o ;) :lol: :D :P B) :rolleyes: <_< :( :angry: :) :unsure: :blink: :ph43r:

Adds to the list of W3: FT quotes:

"Im the fifth Beatle" - Cryptlord
"And they said there are no bugs in Blizzard games" - Cryptlord
"Whose that bear in the ranger suit... and why is he following me?" - Firelord
"Dead man walking" - Lich
"I like girls who do bondage" - Cryptfiend
"My ass always bloats during my spin cycle" - Cryptfiend

WARCRAFT RULES, magical warcraft player powers activate!

DUN DA DA DUNNNNNN!!! POWER OF.... *flashing lights that cause seizures*... CRPYTLORD

As for quotes... WORLD OF WARCRAFT FUNNY QUOTES:

"Want somma my jungle love" - Troll
"I was right in the middle of the Emerald Dream when I had to pee"- Night Elf
"I never understand what those wisps are saying... I usually just nod"- Night Elf

"I love the Smell of Cordite, you know, that Sulfer smell. But to you, it will be the smell of your own death..."- Revolver Ocelot.

Lol warcraft quotes rule.