Old, but fun to read from time to time and you know the history of each person...
why did george bush (jr) cross the road?
| QUOTE (Tenoio @ Nov 18 2004, 11:13 AM) |
| why did george bush (jr) cross the road? |
To declare war on the chicken, because it had hidden WMDs, which it concealed from Chicken Inspectors, and was threatening the world.
LMFAO
No really...funny.
"I missed one?"
LMFAO.
RANDOM FACTOID: The next Nimitz-Class Aircraft Carrier in the US Navy is gonna be CVN-77, USS George H. W. Bush.
| QUOTE (Sky Dragon @ Nov 30 2004, 01:08 AM) |
Steve Jobs 's (Apple) Answer:
Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell for an additional $50/month fee, however the optional iFood-to-FoodXP converter is still in development. iChickens are only available from authorized iDealers, which can be found in nearly every US state. If your iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you must send it by FedEx Overnight to Littleton, Montana and our iTechnicians will send you a replacement within 3 months. The iChicken. Wow. |
I'm still trying to figure out what Steve Job said.
Boredom just got the best of me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the leb crossed the road? To bash up the chicken at the other side.
Why did 50 lebs crossed the road? The chicken was winning.