Let's play a game called 'What if?'

How to Play
Alright, first, I'll start out with a 'What if' question and someone has to respond by saying what they would do in the 'What if' situation that I made up. Then,he/she will ask a 'What if' question and somebody else would reply what they would do in that made up situation and make up another 'What if' question.

Get it?.....OKAY!

What if a redler was flying in circles above your house?

Look at its pweety wings. :)

What if I shoved a shotgun up your mouth and your paralyzed? :P

Come to, slap the shotty out of your hand and unload a clip from my SKS into you.


What if you were to the left of nowhere and you only had 36 cents change in your pocket?

Start walking. And wonder how I got 36cents.

What if you awoke to find everyone on earth gone?

Take everything I ever wanted and go nuts. In the good kinda way like when you have $5000 to spend on anything.


What if all your zoids stuff was stolen? Yes, even the stuff on your hard drive.

Build myself a Konig Wolf made out of with plastic forks and spoons and go on a rampage until someone confesses.

What if your head was freshly beheaded?

I'd run around like a headless cockroach and scare the crap outta people!

What if I came to your house....

Reach for my metal baseball bat ans start swinging.

What if you broky your hands so you could not type anymore ?

I'd cry....a lot...

what if this thread didn't exist???

Well I wouldn't put anther "what if" and I would not be here at this very spot posting.

What if you couldn't use any thing computer-related devices for a year. (no cells, no PDAs, no lappies or laptop simply put)

I would die.

What if your family suddenly turned in to headless chickens?

Cook 'em and eat' em. :]

What if you became a statue?

Be Medusa! >D

What if your maths teacher was an alien?

Oh, I thought she was already an alien...

What if a King Gojulas stomped your house flat?

I would make whoever's piloting the zoid buy me a new house.

What if blue was the only color you can see? x3

I would stab Bleue's face off until I see some red. >D

What if I made an army of walking, talking, spear-poking, human-sized cash bills thingies?

Light 'em on fire and laugh madly, dur.

What if I buried you alive under five tons of KOOOSH balls?

eat my way out

what if your computer was being eaten by some weird... thingy

I'd most probably die. I mean, it's 5 tons.
In an unrelated incident, I once accidentally flushed my Koosh ball down the toilet..


Edit: Geeh, I replied slowly.

Kill the.. Thing.


What if your model zoid started shooting at you and running around, all zoid like?

I'd TAME IT!!!!! *evil crackle*

What if I flooded your house with nasty wild cats?

Get out the weed-eater and slice away.

What if you lost your scence of sight.

Can anyone say, "Big honkin' game of Blind Man's Bluff?"

What if...an entire deck of playing cards gets up and starts riverdancing across the tabletop of your dining room?

lol..SKS(Self loading carbine) simonov? Thats only 10 rounds..


Anyways, id let them finish there dance..



What if OJ, really did do it?

then i'd eat my socks...

what if the "what if"s came and ate you up???

I'd fry you up before you can with a frying pan.

What if the world was flooded suddenly with scramble eggs?

more yummy for my tummy ^_^

what if Apple Jacks really tasted like Apples?

Then I would have an eggo.


What if Zoids did not exist? o_O

neither would this board...:(

what if Kirbymaster didn't exist? :P

I'd still have my spine...

What if I decided to find out if Twinkies really can survive a nuclear holocaust?

You wouldn't survive the experiment...neither would the Twinkie.

What If...What if Van Flyheight reeally WASN'T a cheesy over-scripted [censored] with cheesegrater abs, a mechanical plot device of a Zoid, a plotdevice girlfriend, and a pet plotdevice, whose nemesis was a mere overangsty plot device?

oo.. thats a mouth full...
He wouldn't be as fun to poke.


What if.... um.. What if Layon turned up on you doorstep asking for noodles??

My doorstep? He'd be emasculated by an aluminium softball bat. Or an Iron golf club.

What If?...Fuzors had aired here in its entirety?

I likely would have gained a greater appreciation for Fuzors.

What if you became a ghost?

then i'd phase into the girls locker room...w00t!!!

what if penguins took over the world???

Hetman shall retaliate with his army of walking, talking, spear-poking, human sized cash bills. This is war DrkXFuZion. :angry:

What if someone looked at my current flashy signature?

then my penguins would kill you anyways :P

what if you had a klondike bar???

I'll auction it on Ebay. Half-eaten too, but they don't know that. ;)

What if I'm a one sock monster?

I'll feed you to my dog. He eats socks tumultuously. ^^

What if LiveJournal was down forever??

Then I'd flood ZE with my rants.

WHAT IF I DO FLOOD ZE WITH MY RANTS? o_O

i'd read em like a good lil boy ^_^

*pats self on the head...*

What if I were god???