http://www.thisisnotporn.com/

Okay, before anyone jumps to conclusions! THIS IS NOT A PORN SITE NOR DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING OFFENSIVE! This is just a very... very... very frustrating game with a misleading URL. Also note, it isn't the conventional game so I didn't post it in the gaming forum.

Okay, I've found a way through a part of the site, and to give you guys a head start, I've posted how to get through until where I am. If you don't want help, then skip over the next part.

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1. Click the stove.
2. Highlight all the text on that page and copy and paste it into Note Pad. A message should read:

Alexander cut me
An oracle predicted me
A future king tied me
Say my name to clear your path

3. Next it will bring you to a page with a picture. Highlight the picture and text. You will see the following numbers:

079 110 032 116 104 101 032 090 117 105 100 101 114 122 101 101 013 010 084 104 097 116 032 111 108 100 032 102 105 115 104 105 110 103 032 115 101 097 044 013 010 084 104 101 032 070 097 101 105 114 105 101 115 032
115 116 111 108 101 044 013 010 084 104 101 032 098 111 121 115 032 111 102 032 077 097 114 107 101 110

084 104 101 032 111 108 100 032 110 097 109 101 032 111 102 032 116 104 101 032 115 105 116 101 032 111 102 032 116 104 101 032 098 111 121 039 115 032 100 105 115 097 112 112 101 097 114 097 110 099 101 032 105 115 032 116 104 101 032 110 097 109 101 032 111 102 032 116 104 101 032 112 108 097 099 101 032 121 111 117 032 109 117 115 116 032 103 111 046

104 101 098 098 097 110 032 111 108 108 097
032 118 111 103 097 108 097 032 110 101 115 116 097 115 032 104 097
103 117 110 110 097 110 032 013 010 104 105 110 097 115 101 032 104
105 040 099 041 032 040 101 041 110 100 097 032 116 104 117 032 013
010 117 117 040 097 116 041 032 117 110 098 105 100 097 040 110 041
032 040 117 117 041 101 032 110 117

Okay, this is special word code text stuff. In order to figure this out, hold right alt and type the numbers that it says on the right number key pad (NOT THE TOP ONE!). Remember, let go of alt after every 3rd key. Type the zeros before the numbers too. It should read this:

On the Zuiderzee
That old fishing sea,
The Faeiries stole,
The boys of Marken

hebban olla vogala nestas hagunnan
hinase hi© (e)nda thu
uu(at) unbida(n) (uu)e nu (or something)

4. Zuiderzee is also IJsselmeer (or something), so type that in your tool bar. This should be typed into your toolbar: http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see/IJsselmeer.htm
5. Go to that link it should bring you to a username/password screen. Type in Alexander as the Username and Gordian. The Gordian is what was referred to in the riddle on Alexander.
6. Save the image of the tree unto your desktop. Zoom in on the signs lower right corner and you'll see the faint writing "Edith Head".
7. Click on the picture as for you name type Edith and for your passwrod Head.
8. Click in the doorway of the building.
9. Click on the lamp at the bottom and type in Kipper as the name and May as the password (odd story but has to relate with a book).
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Now you're as far as I am... and I typed up this huge long post so try it out!

Very interesting game...even if it does make your brain wanna implode on itself while solving this stuff. Nothing perverted about it at all, thankfully... ^^