Marriage Test

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

LOL Oh my god that is so funny no offence though but hahahahhahaha

lol, I'm not sure how true that story is, but it's a good'n. Very funny.
Probably desserves to be in Jokes and Funny stuff.. Unless it's true... Then maybe in Members..

Meh. Moved to Jokes.

Blimey, that is some test lol...

LOL is tht true from your life?! I have always wondered if anyone ever did a test like that.

Spriong.

LOL! That's great!

No. It is not of me. But I dont know if this is real or not. Would be nice to find out tho.

*cracks up laughing*

OMG that is genius! XD XD *giggle fit* Where did you get this from!?! X3

Old stuff. :rolleyes:

But was funny at first. :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That was great... Just great.. Keep your condoms in the car... LOL... What fun. I'll have to keep that in mind... Too bad I don't have a hot sister... meh, my dog is pretty cute... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO! hehehe.... *evil grin*

yes, I pimp my dog.... lol.... jk jk jk jk jk

:blink: Funny... In keeping the condoms in the car, he passed the test... lol... odd... Anyways...

@Lycan: And I pimp you... lol

*hits self with shoe after saying he pimps when he thinks pimping is a waste of time and wrong*

:blink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You know....my day had been pretty cruddy...
but after reading that I can say that today is a good day

If you don't mind, I'd like to print that and put it on my refrigerator.

*cires* No one loves me... *kills self*

x.x


*turns into spirit* Umm.... Where is that from anyways?

*flies around and haunts Caps*

lol stop with the Im not loved lycan! gah...smart guy tho...I always keep mine in the condom pocket in my jeans...