Hello, I am Whitz Enforced. Nice site you got here, I might join the RPG.
Well, that's about it. Talk to ya's later..

Good Day,morning or night Whitz. As part of joining, I must now drop a cow on you. * I fly into the air and drop a cow on Whitz

Welcome to Zoids Evolution. Please store all carry-on in the overhead bin, and fasten your seatbelt securely. ^_^

Have fun in the RPG if you join, and please read all the rules before applying. :D

Thanks.

Welcome, and all that jazz. If you do join the RPG, be careful who you challenge. It's a rather bad idea to challenge a few of us, trust me.

How am I supposed to claim easy wins against new members, if you go and post soemthing like that? *beats maverick with a blunt object* :lol:

Kidding...

*eats blunt object*

You're not. That's why we're adding rules into the new rule-set against newb hunting, is it not?

*Pops in behind peopole about to get a picture*

"WHOOOOHOOOOOO."

Helloz...from your username, I take it that your a fan of the Sword Wolf??? (Whitz Wolf Enforce's new name)

Yep.. :D

what'd ya do spell yep wrong? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: If newbs wish to battle an experiences memebr, thats their call. A rule against an experienced memebr taking on a newb is uncalled for. Meh, I'll post about that in the RPG Mod section... muahahahaha If its brought up, lol.

Hmm... blah

There's already been one mentioned in a rule-set. It's not against vets battling newbs. It's against vets constantly challenging newbs for quick Ze's, because they're too lazy to go into a real battle with someone who knows what they're doing.

Hi hello yada yada...yada...blah blah..ok that's done...

It's not right for the vets to challenge the n00bs but if the n00bs challenge the vets then it's obvious the vets have every right to accept. It's not their skin.

And please, stay active, it kinda feels as if the new members haven't been too active lately...oh well *shrug*

This is a public service anouncement, this is only a test.
-Greenday, Warning

Oh yeah...I forgot something..



Helloz...

Welcome new comer, you may have noticed everyone here is crazy... don't worry that's normal, soon you'll join us all in becoming crazy.. it's part of your initiation, but not my part.

I am your resident admin here, and for part 1 of your initiation, I must steal your soul.

*Steals Whitz Enforce's soul*

That simple.. now Vega will come soon to make you insane, as I said earlier.

*Hands out a replacement soul, forged from the souls of ten thousand banana trees and in the fires of Mount Banana. All the ominous names were taken, and ironicly, the source of souls and name of the mountain are completely unrelated.*

Don't worry, it's a intiation thing.

first of all....all souls are stolen...so any replacement will be snatched up right away.
secondly......

Greetings Whitz Enforced and welcome to the wonderful world of ZE

I'm Vega and as you have already been informed I'm here to take your sanity. Now normally I'd have a nice long paragraph for you...but right now I'm dead tired. So I'll give you the short version, look to other intro topics for the full one.

*Injects Whitz Enforced with the Insanity Virus*

- Its a good thing
- has side effects: upset stomach, large boils, hair loss, and AIDS
- side effects aren't that bad
- your now insane and fit right in here in ZE

Enjoy your last moments of sanity and your stay in ZE
WELCOME

DS.. don't do that.. it doesn't work like that anymore.

Well damn...

Hallo. :)

Vega, don't use AIDS as a side effect as it may insult someone here who may indeed HAVE it. Just saying... Its the same thing as calling something gay. You don't mean it like being gay is bad, but it non the less is taken that way by lesser, more ignorant people, who in turn, cause problems and thus deserve to be shot.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm just kidding... Hmmm.... banana trees and moutains? Now I want a banana.... Thanks alot, DS.... :lol:

Lycan, Vega has been saying that for a while you know.

... yeah, I know... hehehe

Thats why I said I was kidding... hehehe

Hello, hello!

*Drops a BRICK on j00r head*

That is my OFFICAL introductionary event. So hello Whitz Enforce's, and welcome to the forum.

Normally I'd like to do that before Vega and Konig do their work, but it seems I've been late for alot of things latley here. :ph43r:

Welcome from Liger, Annoying Little Brother and Ordios.

And me of course!

I probably can't tell you anything that you havn't heard here already, but I'll try.

Welcome Whitz. What if I told you this wasn't the real world. You think it is the year 2005, but it actually closer to the year 3005. The world you know is actually just a program put into your head. Your only purpose is to provide energy to the robots who have become masters of this world. So then, will you take the blue pill and forget all of this, go back to your normal, everyday job which is completly fake, or will you take the red pill and join the fight. Just remember Whitz, you are Keaua Reeves.

Interesting welcome Duke... but I think the Matrix is supposed to be closer to 2060.

Boy, have you come to the wrong board. Get out while you still can!!