Well, thanks to the persistant nagging of a certain member from this board, I have been forced to join. My name is Shane and I've joined via Lycan's, as she calls herself, demand. Not much to say to all of you.

I am not much interested in most anime. Although, I do find her many models she attacks me with quite amusing. I suppose they are mildly interesting. She is only now trying to get me to watch the second series. I have seen Chaotic Century, or whatever it was and found it rather entertaining.

I may not be a big fan of Zoids right now, but I suppose I will be down the road so long as my dear keeps cramming it down my throut. I've been on and off forums for many years, so I know how things float. You shouldn't expect any trouble from me, asside from the occasional missing bodies.

And, since she keeps yelling at me, yes, we live together, for those administrators who probubly will start wondering upon a close inspection of us. :lol: And I don't very much care to be called a newb so if you could refrain from that, I feel everyone will survive my take over. ;) (remember, that was a joke)

Well, I shall be off then to sniff around. You guys and tootsies can call me DM if you would like.

Go on, build one.

Join us.

THEY WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN.

I have heard about you. Teehee.

Is Lycan going to drag you to Jafax too?

Um, yes, I am Jammer, the head admin. If I say "Jump!" you say, "How high?" Haha! Just kidding of course.

I think the sheer amount of beer I have drank over the years has sucessfully eaten away my brain. Perhaps they can eat my hair instead, I have plenty of it.

Lycan has already forced me to build two models. One was an Energy, something. (big mean kitty) Second was a white wolf. I guess I can go learn the names later. Her Geno Breaker model, as well as the one in the first series is appealing to me. It is telling me I need to obsess over it like how Lycan obsesses over that giant Godzilla thing. (She now has 5 of them) Well, maybe not to that pychotic degree, but non the less, it wishes me to bow before it.

Instead I think I will just kick it across the room, and pretend I didn't see a toy come to life and demand my praise.

I'm sure. She tends to like talking about me. Perhaps it is my manly charm. ;) (insert joking laughter)

Jafax? I beleive she mentioned that as an Anime get together. I'm not too sure on the details, but she wants me to dress up as Grencia from Cowboy Bebop. (my favorite Anime) She dressed me up like him before, but I suppose it was for her own little reasons... (big grin)

If thats the Anime thing, then yes, we will be there. At least I don't have to wear fake boobs. That would be rather confusing. (The character has boobs due to a hormonal imbalance)

And, I can tell you are an admin by your glowy name. Those who glow, their word must go. Or something like that. Heard it on another forum.

Be nice to your toys or they will stalk you at night. >_>

Like I don't get stalked enough as it is. Sometimes I think I have a magnet on me that attracts all the wierdos. That would explain why Lycan attaches herself to me like a clingy object. (evil grin)

Her models tend to move somehow at night. She has a Heldigguner that keeps moving, and we don't have any cats yet to move them around. Its gun also shifts, which is even odder. Its now dwelling in the darkness of the basement.

A funny thing... I put it on the washing machine one night before she went to do laundry. When she turned on the light, she screamed so loud her neighbors called the police thinking something horrible happened. (Good old days)

Dare I repeat that with something more frightening. (Phone bill)

Could be the wind-up motor going WHEE. My Elephantus surprised my mom that way once...it has an old motor, so sometimes it sticks and will wiggle forward a bit later.

ooooooo haunted zoids!!lol im one of lycans stalkers nice to meet you...oh and Gmork sucks!!*pwnge*

Great another noob... (I had to say it if noone else did)

BEWARE THE TURKEY,S EATER OF ALL THE ONION RINGS.

He said he's been on and off forums...annd he's watched zoids...I don't think he's really considered a n00b

Anyway, hi and learn to like zoids! Besides get used to them....if you're going to be with lycan well..maybe you'll start building models.

This is a public service anouncement, this is only a test.
-Greenday, Warning

He is no a n00b.. I can see it within him... he does not act like a n00b.. but a newb he still is (there is a difference).

So welcome, good friend of Lycan's... interesting stories. Lycan doesn't sound as crazy as I thought..

Well I am your resident admin, that isn't a head admin. Despite your different sense as a new member, as you know a standard vet... you are still a new member, and all new members must have their souls and sanity removed to continue to be on this form, and fit in.

*Removes soul Demon Within*

Don't ask how, and don't say you don't have a soul, that never works, it's there somehow and I get it, but note I used your username, no real name.. there is a reason.. Anyway, that was only part 1 of your initiation, My friend Vega will be here... eventually, to make you insane, like all the fine members here.

Again, Welcome to the forums.

Interesting how I managed to gain a soul in joining this forum to repalce the one I lack, yet it is taken away before I can sell it. ;)

Thanks for the, interesting welcome.

Don't worry. You'll get sick of it, sooner or later.

*throws a you-can-not-dodge/shield/disappear/whatever KW does-this rock at KW*

And welcome to ZE. I'm Hetman and I'm too lazy to introduce myself. If you still wanna know.. meh. Ask Lycan.

Your reign in the spam forum is enough of an introduction. ;)

Besides, I'm too lazy to read any introduction you might have typed had you yourself not been lazy. Thanks for the welcome. B)

*catches the rock*

Something so simple, not covered by his intentions...

:lol: :lol: :lol: Shane, you are so evil to me. :P

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