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THE 25 MOST DISGUSTING THINGS EVER!


By HUGHEY ATKINS

YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR IT, but we're giving it to you anyway -- a definitive, world-exclusive list of the 25 most disgusting things that have ever happened in this world or any other!

And if you've got a weak stomach or a prissy sensibility, bucko, you're in the wrong place, because what follows is guaranteed to make you absolutely, positively, throne hugging sick!

Don't say you weren't warned.

So here, from sources that include medical journals, police blotters, newspapers, magazines, government studies, personal experience, and the Internet, they are:

1 A 37-year-old Peeping Tom got his jollies by watching gals go to the bathroom, so he finally decided to go for the ultimate experience -- by hiding in the pit under an outhouse where lady fruit-pickers went to do their business ... on him! One sharp-eyed gal spotted his glistening, doody-riddled face and called the cops in Belle Glade, Fla., who proved just how tough they really are -- by fishing the sicko out.

2 Ever wonder who holds the world record for popping other people's zits and lapping up the pus? It's nimble-tongued cutie Sally Dalton, 19, of Auckland, New Zealand. At last count, Dalton had lapped the juice of 1,942 whiteheads and blackheads off the faces of friends, family members and perfect strangers who amazingly agreed to help her reach her goal of 5,000 licked zits before she turns 21.

3 European gourmets who set out to find the world's best "mom-and-pop" restaurants decided that Omar's in Istanbul, Turkey, served up the world's tastiest mushroom soup. They raved about it in the press only to learn later that the delicate "sliced morel" that added "such exquisite flavor" to the dish were chunks of flesh peeled off the arms and legs of lepers who traded their skin for food.

4 Speaking of restaurants, hapless New Yorker Marsha Jenkins headed to the Good Luck You Happy Chinese restaurant just two blocks from her apartment to drown her sorrows after her beloved cat Pussums vanished from the face of the earth. Within minutes, cops raided the place and the heartbroken pet lover learned the awful truth: her missing pussy's head was dangling from a meat hook out back -- and the rest of the critter was on her plate, dressed up as roast duck!

5 Doctors in Los Angeles recoiled in shock and disbelief when they began performing liposuction on 975-pound Martha Keener -- and the machine malfunctioned, spraying warm, bloody lard over the entire surgical team.

6 Legally blind barber Samuel Kroger, 55, stunned and nauseated onlookers on an Atlanta city street when he dropped a Baby Ruth bar he had just unwrapped, bent down to pick it up -- and popped a dog poop in his mouth that had happened to be lying near the candy bar.

7 Super-sensitive Tommy Greeley, 10, is allergic to every food on earth but he survives quite nicely, thank you, eating the one thing that DOESN'T make him sick -- his own boogers. Doctors in Nairobi, Kenya, say the mucus produced in the kid's nose provides "adequate nutrients" to keep him alive and healthy.

8 For centuries scientists were baffled by the behavior of East Indian peasants who eagerly waited for holy men and gurus to pee so they could catch the liquid in a cup and drink it, hoping to become as spiritual and enlightened as the men who were leaking their lizards in public. By analyzing the urine, experts now know that the poor fools were on to something. People who meditate a lot produce large amounts of the tranquilizing, sleep- and dream-inducing hormone melatonin, which is excreted in copious amounts in urine! These days, of course, you can buy the stuff in capsule form for $5 a bottle.

9 A boy who was abandoned at birth and raised by wild dogs went through behavioral modification after scientists rescued him and he overcame every doggie habit but one -- eating his own vomit. Robert "Fetch" Johnson has since become a successful banker who by his own admission, "sometimes has some 'splainin' to do" when he throws up during important meetings!

10 Human cannonball Roger Kenney sailed 100 feet over the net he was supposed to land in and completely disappeared in an elephant's butt. For the record, the animal's trainer and a veterinarian got the guy out, embarrassed but otherwise uninjured.

11 Pretty Joanie Mason set a distance record for launching boogers out of her nose when she pressed her left nostril shut with an index finger and blew a pea-size snot-wad 151 feet, 3 inches -- half the distance of a football field.

12 Ace artist and really big pervert Ned Toler knew exactly what do when his wife gave birth to triplets and they started going through 50 to 60 poopie diapers a week -- he scraped out the crap with his fingers and started making "Doody Balls" . . . jewelry for men with a baby-dooky fetish.

13 He thinks he's cool but you can decide for yourself whether Devil-worshiping Bruno Tolucci, of Naples, Italy, was wise to slice his tongue lengthwise with a straight razor so that when it healed, it would be forked and he could flick it -- like a snake's.

14 London-based performance artist Love Weenie produced a CD in the privacy of her bathroom, recording herself clearing her throat, gargling, spitting, pooping, farting, peeing, pleasuring herself with a toothbrush, and describing in detail what her cat's litter box smelled like six months after it was last emptied! A whopping 30,000 morons have bought the thing at $25 a pop.

15 "Down the hatch!" is the battle cry at Australia's annual "I'll Eat Anything Contest," where last year's winner and four runners-up won cash prizes and trophies for munching and slurping their way through a chicken's freshly decapitated head, a pile of moist cow poop peppered with live maggots, a bowl of squirmy tapeworms, and a cup of warm fat pilfered from a liposuction clinic -- boiled to make soup.

16 Car dealer Todd Byter, 49, thought he'd had a great day when he came home after making a record number of sales -- until he tripped as he got out the door of his car and fell face down into the rotting, maggot-infested remains of a dead gopher.

17 Beatrice Williamson, 77, was killed in a way that her close friends and family members would rather forget: The old gal was brained by a big blob of frozen waste that fell from a jetliner.

18 Folks call Wally Cramer "Smegma" for a damn good reason -- he has the world's biggest ball of the stinky, gooey stuff that he collects from belly buttons in the living room of his trailer in Eugene, Ore. For the record, the spongy orb weighs 27 pounds!

19 Talk about mixups! In a testing laboratory in Frankfurt, Germany, a prankloving night janitor switched a couple of trays while dusting a countertop. The next morning, a focus group that was supposed to taste-test "raspberry eclairs" found out that used tampons are a poor substitute.

20 We're not making this up: Cynthia Braun, 62, retired after 34 years of sniffing people's bottoms to test the effectiveness of a deodorizing hemorrhoid cream that's popular in Australia.

21 Skydiving Catherine Delaplante missed her targeted landing spot by a country mile, coming to a stop flat on her face in an open septic tank -- in stomach-turning raw sewage.

22 Kent Greer, 56, didn't want to go on living with chronic pulmonary disease, so he committed suicide by lying face down in a child's swimming pool and coughing up phlegm until it covered his nose -- and he drowned.

23 Donald King, 38, of Cape Town, South Africa, retired as the self-proclaimed "King of Bestiality" after making documented whoopee to over 600 animals, including goats, cows, sheep, horses, dogs, cats, a rhino, an ostrich, a hyena, a gazelle, a large mouth bass, a snapping turtle, a chimp, a gorilla, a wildebeest, an aardvark, an armadillo and an anteater!

24 Gassy Jonathan Griggs suffered from a nerve condition that caused him to pass stinky gas every 11 seconds like clockwork for 19 mind twisting years. But the long-suffering invalid from Belfast, Ireland, and his weary wife Wanda finally got relief when she locked him in a closet, let it fill with gas and tossed a match under the door -- touching off an explosion that killed them both!

25 In 1992, a seriously demented geriatric psychiatrist performed "baths" over a dozen of his senile patients -- by licking their entire bodies.

Well, those weren't very gross, but it takes alot to gross me out....

Car dealer Todd Byter, 49, thought he'd had a great day when he came home after making a record number of sales -- until he tripped as he got out the door of his car and fell face down into the rotting, maggot-infested remains of a dead gopher.

Only that is really disgusting. I don't see how someone dying from frozen waste that fell out of an airplane can be considered 'disgusting.'

Considering she would ahve died on impact, thus its not like she had to experience the grossness.

Non of those really twisted my gut. I've seen more discusting things that my friends have done. My friend cooked his cat and ate the poor thing. Needless to say, he is no longer my friend. *I HATE people who hurt animals, especially when there are plenty of humans to torture instead* <_<

Holy crap :blink: I hate cats as much as the next guy that is just f*^$#* up. I hope he gets hit by a bus for that.

Same thing with me. I can stand watching gross stuff hapening to humans but it disturbs me to watch / see anything with animal crulety in it.

POOR KITTY!! You should've reported him to the authorities! That reminds me of the video some guys made of them toturing and killing a cat :(

It sucks that people who abuse animals can get away with these crimes. The court is far too lenient on animal abusers :( A long time ago, in Quebec, an owner dragged his dog up to 60 mph and tore off his pads. He only got a slap on the wrist and a 6 month probation from owning an animal. WTF?! He should have been prohibited from owning any pet...EVER! I have a newspaper clipping of the event and the dog (and it's my fave breed too) looked so sad. Luckily he has healed and is living in another family now.

I don't hate -any- animal.

^ No... They should hvae dragged the owner like that till he suffered like the dog did. Honestly, animals never lie, they don't try to hurt you just to be evil. Humans do that on a regular basis. If anything, humans deserve far worse treatment than animals. It just sickens me how people would do that.

And, I broke my friends arm and nose for doing that. Thus why we are no longer friends. I probubly would have killed him had my friends not tackled me and pulled me away.

I love all animals, be they Horses, or rats, or whatever. I don't dispise any animal. Humans on the other hand? Well, lets just say I'm partial to the animals, rather than the humans. I'm not crazy enough to say to kill off the humans though so the animals can reign. :P

WOW! I HAVE FOUND A SOULMATE!!!

I care more about the animals than crummy humans who do more harm than good on this planet!! While it'd be interesting to tie the guy and drag him along, I do not believe in the whole 'eye for an eye' thing. It would make you no better than them, and it's barbaric anyway.

Did you get in trouble for breaking your ex-friend's arm and nose?

I tend to like animals that nobody else likes, like snakes, rats, and crocodilians. People tend to fear what they don't understand.

i agree that doing the same to a human is stooping down to there level which is a bad thing, but people who do that should be punished a hell of a lot more than being banned from owning an animal for 6 months, also them things about the cats is just sick if anyone hurt my cat in any way i would do them them ernough damage to put them of going near an animal when im within 150 meters.

I love those animals. Crocs are so coolsizs.

I did not get in trouble. The cops that came, arrested him, took him for medical attention, and didn't say a word to me. I don't blame them, see someone do something like that, they would ahve done the same as me. ;)

I'm not for the eye for an eye thing either, I just think some people should see what its like. maybe they would respect the animals more and treat them better. Humans only ruin the worls, animals just exists and don't harm it, so I'm just more of an animal person than a human person... hehehe

Hense why everyone calls me Lycan (Lycanthrope= Werewolf). I hate humans, think they are all useless, but I get alogn with and enjoy the company of animals... And I eat alot of meat... hehehe. People say thats wrong, for me to love animals, btu then eat meats, but so do lions and sharks. They eat to survive, and so do I. Humans are SUPPOSED to eat meats... Thats what alot of veggies have ehart attacks. They do not get the needed protein to strengthen the muscle tissue in their hearts. (Medical school is so much fun).

I WOULD go veggie, but I like meat, and I don't wanna have to take vitimins to make up for the protein I fail to get from not eating meat. Meat has other things your body needs, but emh, I forgetski. hehehe

Godo thing this is the spam forum... Had it not been, I may get yeleld at for offtopicness... heheheheh

Well, not entirely. Animal abuse is far more disgusting than any of the things mentioned in the list, if you ask me.

Do you watch any of those Animal Precinct shows they have on Animal Planet? I don't know why I do, because they usually horrify me to no end. They had a case where a 14-year-old frickin' SET A CAT ON FIRE, and of course he only got a few hours of community service as "punishment", because he was just a chyyyyyyyld. Bullpuckey. Fourteen is more than old enough to know that FIRE HURTS THINGS and to be punished accordingly.

But, in four or five years he'll have moved on to raping, torturing and killing people, and then the authorities will be in an uproar and wonder where it all went wrong. Better to have a kid locked up in the state pen and beaten to death by the other inmates than have another adult serial killer running around loose. </rant>

Sometimes people get a little payback, though. There was one instance of a woman starving a horse almost to death, and she was sentenced to thirty days solitary confinement on bread-and-water rations. And the whole time a picture of her emaciated horse was taped to the wall of her cell for her to contemplate. XD

Anyway. That's why I hate people sometimes.

Aardy

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!

It's not often when people get their just desserts, but it's nice when they do. Poor animals!!

Remember the story I mentioned about the guy dragging his dog? Well all his neighbours egged his house :D

I'm glad to see people who loves animals as much as I do!

I am against furriers, poachers (especially if the animal is endangered!), and people who kill/abuse animals for sport. I am fine with people who kill for fur and meat if they live in the middle of the woods or something, but I don't condone people killing more than they need. That's how the American Plains Buffalo and the Dodo became extinct. I also don't approve of having wild/exotic animals as pets. They are wrecking havoc with the animals living in the wild, and most likely caught by poachers, so by buying these pets, you're only encouraging them to catch more animals!

P.S. Studies show that people who torture/kill/rape animals will become serial killers in the future. It doesn't apply to everyone, of course, but lots of well known killers started out killing animals in their youth.

That's pure evil...I HAVE a cat...and I love him *hugz cat*...just don't let zeroreborn see that...

Raping animals is pure disgusting (worse than the list)....go screw a human....

I don't mind snakes or some you listed....wolves are cool...and those dogs with blue eyes....I have lovebirds too....

Animals are so cuddly and cool.

grrr....how people can be so gd sadistic is beyond me...that is why i am most likely gonna end up as a vet.