Here's my joke:
Q. Where does the General keep his armies?
A. Up his sleevies.
Hahaha! Okay that's not really my joke, but I have always thought that one a little amusing. Well, this is the real joke:
There are three men. Two of them walk into a bar. The other one ducks.
Okay, okay. That one is pretty dumb. but here's the real one:
A duck walked into a bar and casually strolled up to the bartender.
"Can I have a beer?" the duck asks him.
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve ducks here," replied the bartender.
"Oh, okay," said the duck, and walked out.
The next day, the duck walked into the bar again.
"Hey, can I have a beer?" he asked the bartender, only to be met with the same reply as before.
"All right..." said the duck, and walked out.
The next day the duck walked into the bar again.
"Hey, can I have a beer?" he asked the bartender.
"No!" shouted the bartender. "I've told you twice already, we don't serve ducks!! And if you come in here tomorrow, I'll nail you to the wall and shoot you full of holes!" :angry:
"Geez!" the duck said, and walked out.
The next day, the duck walked into the bar again.
"Hey bartender, by any chance, would you have any nails with you?"
"No," said the bartender.
"How about a gun?"
"Nope."
"Can I have a beer?" ;)
:D Boy I love that joke!! Tell me what you guys think.
*points to Jokes and Funny stuff board*
Heh, it's alright. Never saw much of a purpose of the board anyways as it seems more appropiate for the SPAM forum the way I see it. ^_^
That's a bit of an old one.