Longset post? (Zoids Evolution Forums)

I typed up waht I believe to be the longest RPG move ever. Who concurs?

Link:

http://s4.invisionfree.com/Zoids_Evolution...post&p=10337684

Obviously you have to be in the RPG to see it.

Your really sad, Blade. Real sad. :p

I dont have permission, but I'm sure it was long enough to make me question whether or not its writer has a life.

o.O

Sweet Jebus...

What are we going to do with you...-_-

Dudes, it was like 3 AM in the morning. I was HELLA bored, and nothing good was on TV. I had basically nothing to do except homework and I didn't want to sleep. Hence, I went crazy with my imagination. Hetman, I never do this. This was an exception - probably the only one I will ever have in the RPG.

I'm a dumbarse:

QUOTE (Blade)

OC: I'm bored. Enjoy my move.

((PS: Bolded little details you might overlook))

IC:

Blade gently wiped his mouth with a paper towel and roughly crumpled up the paper towel as it absorbed the grease off of his fingers. Blade placed the crumpled paper towel into the white paper plate, which was dotted wtih some red marks in 3 places, slightly see-through in the center as it was moist, and white dust-like pieces around that area. He took a last sip from his bottle of iced tea and squeezed the can in the center, "crumpling" that as well. Blade stood up, the towering figure of 6'5" immediately catching the attention of crowd in the pizzeria. Blade placed a note for 1 Ze on top of the medium pizza box, which was closed and vacant., the lowest note he had. The cost for the pizza was only 0.005 Zes (hey, if Zoids are as cheap as 50 Zes, it's kinda hard to convert to a pizza with that kind of a number), but the 1 Ze note was the lowest Blade had. He left the pizzeria, leaving the waiter 0.995 Zes richer, a considerable sum. As Blade was walking over to his custom car, he smiled as he heard some shouts inside the pizzeria. The other waiters were pissed that they had ignored Blade's entrance even though they know who he was. They had simply assumed he was going to give them another average tip for their service. Whatever the case, it was their loss, but as for the waiter who served Blade, Ashley, it was her gain.

Blade stepped into his custom navy-blue car. Its sleek, aerodynamic design always attracted envious looks, and even this damp, cloudy day was no exception. The coat of the car shone brightly even without the sun's rays falling on it. Blade revved the engine once and took off at 160 km/h within 12 seconds.

30 minutes later, Blade arrived at his custom navy-blue Great Whale King's hangar. The mouth ramp was open, and Blade's custom car rolled up the gigantic ramp, into the Great Whale King, and into the car garage inside of it.

Minutes later, Blade was inside the cockpit of the Great Whale King. He signalled the robots and activated the computers, setting them for a path toward the battlefield.

Blade remained fully silent and collected throughout this entire chain of events. His mind was focused solely on the upcoming battle. But he was not strategizing. He was pumped.

The massive Great Whale King hovered up into the sky above, leaving the gigantic hangar and Blade's private base beneath it.

Blade now went into an elevator that led him to his personal Zoids hangar. The elevator promptly led him there, and Blade checked his wristwatch. Right on time.

The Great Whale King, hovering several thousand meters above the ground, continued its steady course.

Blade walked down the long, tall hall of his Zoids' hangar. Within a couple of minutes, he had arrived at his secured compartment for the Sword Liger, strategically placed across from the secured compartment of his signature Zoid, Blade Liger. The other Zoids Blade had were in secure compartments, as well, but they were not maximum security, unlike 6 of the compartments in the hangar, 4 of which were vacant.

Blade entered in several security codes and took off his gloves for multiple fingerprint tests. All thiss, however, took only about 30 seconds, and the door of the secured compartment slowly opened. A cool wind blew out of the door as it opened, as the climate control inside the secured compartment had a lower temperature than the rest of the hall.

The door opened, slowly, and 10 meters ahead, a clear door stood in the way. This one was a bullet-proof, heat-proof glass door that was capable of withstanding multiple powerful Charged Particle Beams that cost Blade a hefty sum. He was able to afford it, and he had good reason to buy this. Blade saw the reason why he purchased this, as he had seen before, as he looked up at the Sword Liger.

Blade now had to have a full-body scan done by a machine that activated as soon as the first door opened. Blade's entire body glowed a brilliant magenta as the scan was done on him from all directions. An iris scan and another fingerprint scan confirmed the area secure, and the glass door opened slowly. The vacuumed area (done so as to keep the air 100% dirt free and the performance of the Sword Liger at it's absolute maximum), having been pumped with filtered air, had no odor or a change in temperature this time.

Upon Blade's first step past the place where the door was, the Sword Liger's eyes glowed and it instinctively bent its head down, the cockpit opening up.

"Still got it, eh?" said Blade. The Liger growled lowly.

Blade entered the cockpit, and the ground beneath the Sword Liger began to shake as the floor rose up. The cockpit closed, and the Sword Liger stood straight up.

The Sword Liger arrived at the entrance to the mouth ramp due to the elevator's strategic location. The Sword Liger growled again. Blade felt an increase in the atmospheric pressure as his ears popped and knew the Great Whale King began its descent.

The Great Whale King landed with a rather mild thud considering its weight on the ground, and the mouth ramp opened. Sunlight pored into the insides of the ramp.

The Sword Liger growled again and jogged down the ramp. It stopped on its designated area on the battlefield. The Great Whale King began to exit the battlefield premises.

The timing was perfect. No sooner had the Liger arrived at the designated area that he received Len's transmission.

"Ready is an understatement, Master Len, for the level of preparedness I have for this battle," replied Blade, calmly. He could not help but smile, now, as he excitement was too much to contain. Keeping the comm-link to "Transmit," Blade continued.

Blade activated all systems to maximum. He activated, lastly, all sensor systems, a map of the battlefield within a 2-km radius detailed onto his radar screen now. With this last system activation, the Sword Liger gave a fierce roar, raising its head. Len got this message due to the active comm-link.

"Does that show you that I'm ready?" Blade finished, switching the comm-link to "Receive."

The Sword Liger regained its erect composure, tail slightly wagging left and right. Upon Blade's application of prsesure onto the accelerator, the Sword Liger began a mild walk due west.

And now it begins. The rematch.

EDIT: Bolded something else.

I lost interest after the first few sentances and wandered off to do something.

^ that's nice...

QUOTE (Blade @ Dec 4 2005, 02:55 PM)

Dudes, it was like 3 AM in the morning. I was HELLA bored, and nothing good was on TV. I had basically nothing to do except homework and I didn't want to sleep. Hence, I went crazy with my imagination. Hetman, I never do this. This was an exception - probably the only one I will ever have in the RPG.

I'm a dumbarse:

QUOTE (Blade)

OC: I'm bored. Enjoy my move.

((PS: Bolded little details you might overlook))

IC:

Blade gently wiped his mouth with a paper towel and roughly crumpled up the paper towel as it absorbed the grease off of his fingers. Blade placed the crumpled paper towel into the white paper plate, which was dotted wtih some red marks in 3 places, slightly see-through in the center as it was moist, and white dust-like pieces around that area. He took a last sip from his bottle of iced tea and squeezed the can in the center, "crumpling" that as well. Blade stood up, the towering figure of 6'5" immediately catching the attention of crowd in the pizzeria. Blade placed a note for 1 Ze on top of the medium pizza box, which was closed and vacant., the lowest note he had. The cost for the pizza was only 0.005 Zes (hey, if Zoids are as cheap as 50 Zes, it's kinda hard to convert to a pizza with that kind of a number), but the 1 Ze note was the lowest Blade had. He left the pizzeria, leaving the waiter 0.995 Zes richer, a considerable sum. As Blade was walking over to his custom car, he smiled as he heard some shouts inside the pizzeria. The other waiters were pissed that they had ignored Blade's entrance even though they know who he was. They had simply assumed he was going to give them another average tip for their service. Whatever the case, it was their loss, but as for the waiter who served Blade, Ashley, it was her gain.

Blade stepped into his custom navy-blue car. Its sleek, aerodynamic design always attracted envious looks, and even this damp, cloudy day was no exception. The coat of the car shone brightly even without the sun's rays falling on it. Blade revved the engine once and took off at 160 km/h within 12 seconds.

30 minutes later, Blade arrived at his custom navy-blue Great Whale King's hangar. The mouth ramp was open, and Blade's custom car rolled up the gigantic ramp, into the Great Whale King, and into the car garage inside of it.

Minutes later, Blade was inside the cockpit of the Great Whale King. He signalled the robots and activated the computers, setting them for a path toward the battlefield.

Blade remained fully silent and collected throughout this entire chain of events. His mind was focused solely on the upcoming battle. But he was not strategizing. He was pumped.

The massive Great Whale King hovered up into the sky above, leaving the gigantic hangar and Blade's private base beneath it.

Blade now went into an elevator that led him to his personal Zoids hangar. The elevator promptly led him there, and Blade checked his wristwatch. Right on time.

The Great Whale King, hovering several thousand meters above the ground, continued its steady course.

Blade walked down the long, tall hall of his Zoids' hangar. Within a couple of minutes, he had arrived at his secured compartment for the Sword Liger, strategically placed across from the secured compartment of his signature Zoid, Blade Liger. The other Zoids Blade had were in secure compartments, as well, but they were not maximum security, unlike 6 of the compartments in the hangar, 4 of which were vacant.

Blade entered in several security codes and took off his gloves for multiple fingerprint tests. All thiss, however, took only about 30 seconds, and the door of the secured compartment slowly opened. A cool wind blew out of the door as it opened, as the climate control inside the secured compartment had a lower temperature than the rest of the hall.

The door opened, slowly, and 10 meters ahead, a clear door stood in the way. This one was a bullet-proof, heat-proof glass door that was capable of withstanding multiple powerful Charged Particle Beams that cost Blade a hefty sum. He was able to afford it, and he had good reason to buy this. Blade saw the reason why he purchased this, as he had seen before, as he looked up at the Sword Liger.

Blade now had to have a full-body scan done by a machine that activated as soon as the first door opened. Blade's entire body glowed a brilliant magenta as the scan was done on him from all directions. An iris scan and another fingerprint scan confirmed the area secure, and the glass door opened slowly. The vacuumed area (done so as to keep the air 100% dirt free and the performance of the Sword Liger at it's absolute maximum), having been pumped with filtered air, had no odor or a change in temperature this time.

Upon Blade's first step past the place where the door was, the Sword Liger's eyes glowed and it instinctively bent its head down, the cockpit opening up.

"Still got it, eh?" said Blade. The Liger growled lowly.

Blade entered the cockpit, and the ground beneath the Sword Liger began to shake as the floor rose up. The cockpit closed, and the Sword Liger stood straight up.

The Sword Liger arrived at the entrance to the mouth ramp due to the elevator's strategic location. The Sword Liger growled again. Blade felt an increase in the atmospheric pressure as his ears popped and knew the Great Whale King began its descent.

The Great Whale King landed with a rather mild thud considering its weight on the ground, and the mouth ramp opened. Sunlight pored into the insides of the ramp.

The Sword Liger growled again and jogged down the ramp. It stopped on its designated area on the battlefield. The Great Whale King began to exit the battlefield premises.

The timing was perfect. No sooner had the Liger arrived at the designated area that he received Len's transmission.

"Ready is an understatement, Master Len, for the level of preparedness I have for this battle," replied Blade, calmly. He could not help but smile, now, as he excitement was too much to contain. Keeping the comm-link to "Transmit," Blade continued.

Blade activated all systems to maximum. He activated, lastly, all sensor systems, a map of the battlefield within a 2-km radius detailed onto his radar screen now. With this last system activation, the Sword Liger gave a fierce roar, raising its head. Len got this message due to the active comm-link.

"Does that show you that I'm ready?" Blade finished, switching the comm-link to "Receive."

The Sword Liger regained its erect composure, tail slightly wagging left and right. Upon Blade's application of prsesure onto the accelerator, the Sword Liger began a mild walk due west.

And now it begins. The rematch.

EDIT: Bolded something else.

I know you don't. Its just a really sad moment. :D

Hooray for Blade! Three cheers!

I just realized the topic title says LongSET, not LongEST.

I read it lots of times and didn't even notice that O_o.

Blade are you trying to sign your death-wish.... Or are you simply attempting to drive me and ShadowDragon062 insane because of that one single stupid night!?

Now please, dont get me wrong, that move was really long... But there are some things in that move that have triggered my, anger (?), at you. Mainly the beginning...

Yes you know what im talking about!

So anyhow... Change the topic because as Tilly just said, its spelt wrong... Unless thats the impression you wanted to give off :blink:

Blade acts out his real life fantasies on the intertron?

·À„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª(ßÍß)„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª !!!!!

If that was Japanese, your encoding went boom x_X.

QUOTE (Tilly @ Dec 5 2005, 07:11 PM)

If that meant "WIN", then you honestly fail.

Fix.

QUOTE (Tilly @ Dec 5 2005, 06:11 PM)

If that was Japanese, your encoding went boom x_X.

Japanese (Shift-JIS) works fine for me.

QUOTE (Tilly @ Dec 5 2005, 07:11 PM)

True fix.

Also double fail at not knowing ·À„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª(ßÍß)„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª !!!!! But would should the great Anon expect from a tripfag? ABICON. I know it's you. No hiding. Earthbounder!? My foot... fetish :rolleyes:

Yes, I must agree with Linden. That was the meanest practical joke you played on me... gr...

I will kill you if you should so tell a soul, what Linden, and I are talking about. Give me a break... er...

People, if a news comes on in the next few weeks, that a boy claiming to be Shadow Dragon, and another boy claiming to be someone called Linden, killed a guy named Blade, you know it's been us, and we've done a horrible crime.

Stupid auto-detect. Detect better! *hits Firefox*

^I hope you're running 1.5

QUOTE (MrGuy @ Dec 5 2005, 05:57 PM)

Blade acts out his real life fantasies on the intertron?

·À„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª(ßÍß)„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª !!!!!

omg bludy 2-channer!

I've been wondering, what the heck does it mean?

QUOTE (Hetman @ Dec 6 2005, 02:25 AM)

QUOTE (MrGuy @ Dec 5 2005, 05:57 PM)

Blade acts out his real life fantasies on the intertron?

·À„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª(ßÍß)„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª !!!!!

omg bludy 2-channer!

I've been wondering, what the heck does it mean?

Win.

QUOTE (MrGuy @ Dec 5 2005, 07:35 PM)

Also double fail at not knowing ·À„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª(ßÍß)„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª !!!!! But would should the great Anon expect from a tripfag? ABICON. I know it's you. No hiding. Earthbounder!? My foot... fetish :rolleyes:

lolwut?

:lol:

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