Hello comrades. Im Josef Stalin. I was once pretty much a dictator of russia. Im super paranoid and responsible for the death of millions of innocent civilians. Unlike Bush, I also know how to keep people in line.

But do you have a Deadborder pit?

No.

I have Siberia.

"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic."

Good man. I welcome you.

For more irony, I just got back from the mall where I met a man that looked like Joseph Stalin. Coincidence? I think not.

Ah so you've met each other.

Welcome to the forum, have a good time, being a russian dictator is a plus.

@MrGuy 1 more post to go!

<_< Me hate dictators....But, your cool...Welcome to a non dictator ship forum..We are all A democracy so get use to it, big dictator ship dude..so Welcome and enjoy your stay...Annnnd, Watch out for bandits, that may want your dictatorship.. :lol:



:blink: WHAT THE- :blink:



*steals dictatorship away and runs back to America* :ph43r: :ph43r: :ph43r:

Actually, ZE is borderline democracy... We don't make this place as democratic as it sounds.. us Admins truly rule you all... Of course.. you can go ahead and believe otherwise, lol.

Nice to meet you though Joe.. if I may call you that, so the rumors of your death have been exaggerated. Well, enjoy your stay as long as you don't introduce any 5-day plans. (Were they all 5 day? Can't remember fully).

I'll make it a Demacrocy, big ADMIN guy.....STRIKE!


*pickets* No justice no mince meat, No demacracy no insane piece..



Come and suport me guys...*looks around*


~criket~


Well got to go...

*flees* :ph43r:

<3's Joe Stalin Sun glasses.

Welcome the the forums man. Hope you enjoy it here.

I will. Dont piss me off or I'll have you killed.


"AHHHH MOTHER LAND" - Me, In the famous flash movie "End of the world"

Heeellooo. Welcome to the forums, blah, blah, blah and eat cheese. CHEESE!!
whee.

Now thats what I call comedy^^^

In Soviet Russia...Zoids own you.

In Soviet Russia...Drk-X owns you too. :)

In Soviet Russia, KGB agent with Makarov pistol kill you.

:blink: Um... What the?

Anyways... Welcome comrade. Glory to the motherland! B)

And now for a welcome from our mascot...

*release evil moneky from closet*

- YOU!!

Welcoem to the board, man. :)

Stalin, you should get yourself a Nation State Nation.

I have one, Killer Zoids http://www.nationstates.net/killer_zoids

Saweet... ~5.5 billion I am a god.