Title: Are sporks taking over the world?
Geno Saurer - June 2, 2006 04:48 PM (GMT)
Sporks are been seen and heard of in more and more places over the last few years. Are they taking over the world?
Fury OD - June 2, 2006 07:26 PM (GMT)
Steve - June 2, 2006 07:33 PM (GMT)
A Spork is a combination of a spoon and a fork; a spoon-like utensil with prons like a fork, which can both impale and scoop.
Tilly - June 2, 2006 07:46 PM (GMT)
Sporch, I say.
Sporch = Storch + Spork.
ShadowDragon062 - June 2, 2006 07:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fury OD @ Jun 2 2006, 01:26 PM) |
| whats a spork? <_< |
FOD... I shall SD smack you!
And no... but what if they made "forking someone's lawn" into "sporking someone's lawn?"
Weird...
Geno Saurer - June 2, 2006 08:08 PM (GMT)
Good news, people... well, people who like sporks anyway. It looks like Sporks have
splades beaten by quite some distance, judging from these Google results:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=fire...G=Google+Searchhttp://www.google.co.uk/search?client=fire...G=Google+SearchAnd, here's something Tilly might find interesting:
"Sporch" has more results than "Splade"!http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=fire...G=Google+Search Fury OD - June 2, 2006 08:47 PM (GMT)
ohhhhh..KK...We'll time to replace my forks/spoons with sporks...
xXfriedenXx - June 2, 2006 10:20 PM (GMT)
Of course sporks are taking over the world. Spork is a household name. Name recognition is a key advantage.
However, fork, spoon, knife, and chopsticks have been around much longer than spork.. Their wisdom and old age and the fact that they clearly outnumber spork counts as a huge disadvantage towards spork.. However, if spork has a lot of money and a good lawyer, spork will do just fine.
Atrophy Within - June 2, 2006 10:40 PM (GMT)
I get sporks at Taco bell all the time... Mmm, Taco bell and Sporks and Baha Blash Is the best threesome ever. muahaha
PlushRayseTiger - June 3, 2006 12:52 AM (GMT)
I'm a big fan of the foon, myself, but I like playing sporks in school during lunchtime. Fun... I think the foon could beat the spork in a game of sporks, but sporks may win when it comes to tactical warfare. :wacko:
Momonga - June 4, 2006 03:12 AM (GMT)
I haven't seen sporks in ages.. I think the last time I used one was when I was on the plane back from Japan (2 years ago!)
HaTcH - June 4, 2006 03:24 AM (GMT)
I answered no, since standard flatware is all I can seem to find..
But it was fun... the other day at work I cooked up some ramen noodles and then I realised that we didnt have a single fork in the whole building. SO.. I got creative.. I took a razor blade and a soup spoon and MADE a spork.
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Atrophy Within - June 4, 2006 12:26 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (PlushRayseTiger @ Jun 2 2006, 07:52 PM) |
| I'm a big fan of the foon, myself, but I like playing sporks in school during lunchtime. Fun... I think the foon could beat the spork in a game of sporks, but sporks may win when it comes to tactical warfare. :wacko: |
That sunded like a paragraph from a Smurfs comversation, only subtract the word smurf, and inject foon and spork.
I understood nothing of your post. Tactical warefair in the hads of a spork? Now THAT, is worthy of a nobel prize just for thinking up something like that.
xXfriedenXx - June 4, 2006 05:31 PM (GMT)
DIY SPORK! Talk about awesomeness.. :tosses Hatch a roll of gold stars: