Title: BEHOLD THE LIZBURGER!
Description: Apparently I'm famous. Yay?
Plecostomus - July 9, 2006 07:31 PM (GMT)
So I just got off the phone with a local diner.
They have decided to name sandwiches after famous local people.
Behold the LizBurger: It's a cheese-burger with fried egg, bacon, tomato, and cheese served with potoato wedges covered with american cheese and mushroom gravy.
...now what I don't understand is WHY?
I co-own a plastic factory.
Sometimes I pose for pictures on the internet.
And my hobbys include driving around town in a giant steam-tractor that spews noxious smoke and when I'm not doing that I'm rasing batches of Very Large Moths to release into the wild.
Yeah....
...Ok.
Whatever. If you're ever up for a visit to Upstate New York, be sure to stop by Marion and ask for a LizBurger. :rolleyes:
Atrophy Within - July 14, 2006 01:58 AM (GMT)
Moths.... Fume spewing Trator.... Plastic......
You sound too fun. :D
Lizburger, mmmmm... They should make the meat shaped like a lizard, that would catch some eyes... hehe...
Plecostomus - July 15, 2006 02:28 PM (GMT)
Oh, and let this serve as formal warning... I have stolen this account from my husband. From this time forward I am become vigorous Liz.
*cue 390 second musical transformation sequence*
:lol:
The Zombie - July 15, 2006 03:04 PM (GMT)
Fume spewing tractors? Spraying mosquito insecticide stuff? Only thing tractors spew around here other than exhaust... :rolleyes:
Atrophy Within - July 15, 2006 03:08 PM (GMT)
haha, insecticides would kill the moth family. That would be bad. No wonder they aren't from texas. :P
Plecostomus - July 15, 2006 03:09 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (The Zombie @ Jul 15 2006, 10:04 AM) |
| Fume spewing tractors? Spraying mosquito insecticide stuff? Only thing tractors spew around here other than exhaust... :rolleyes: |
Its a giant steam-engine powered tractor from 1899. It's powered by coal so it spews black smoke and huge clouds of steam when we drive it.
Takes three people to operate properly though we've gotten good at running it with two. One person shovels coal into the boiler one operates the engine controls and one person opertates the steering gears.
Its the closest thing to a real live battle-mecha I'll ever own.
Atrophy Within - July 15, 2006 03:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Plecostomus @ Jul 15 2006, 10:09 AM) |
| QUOTE (The Zombie @ Jul 15 2006, 10:04 AM) | | Fume spewing tractors? Spraying mosquito insecticide stuff? Only thing tractors spew around here other than exhaust... :rolleyes: |
Its a giant steam-engine powered tractor from 1899. It's powered by coal so it spews black smoke and huge clouds of steam when we drive it.
Takes three people to operate properly though we've gotten good at running it with two. One person shovels coal into the boiler one operates the engine controls and one person opertates the steering gears.
Its the closest thing to a real live battle-mecha I'll ever own.
|
HAHAHAHAHA! Battle 0991 (whatever that is), The Blitz team versus the.... What the.... ?!!! What the heck is.... Ahem.... Blitz team versus.... the.... Tractor? team.
:P
Plecostomus - July 15, 2006 05:31 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Atrophy Within @ Jul 15 2006, 10:54 AM) |
| QUOTE (Plecostomus @ Jul 15 2006, 10:09 AM) | | QUOTE (The Zombie @ Jul 15 2006, 10:04 AM) | | Fume spewing tractors? Spraying mosquito insecticide stuff? Only thing tractors spew around here other than exhaust... :rolleyes: |
Its a giant steam-engine powered tractor from 1899. It's powered by coal so it spews black smoke and huge clouds of steam when we drive it.
Takes three people to operate properly though we've gotten good at running it with two. One person shovels coal into the boiler one operates the engine controls and one person opertates the steering gears.
Its the closest thing to a real live battle-mecha I'll ever own.
|
HAHAHAHAHA! Battle 0991 (whatever that is), The Blitz team versus the.... What the.... ?!!! What the heck is.... Ahem.... Blitz team versus.... the.... Tractor? team.
:P
|
*pulls whistle rope*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
*everything on the battlefield explodes*
"And the winner is... The Tractor Team!"
:lol:
Demon_Within - July 27, 2006 11:46 PM (GMT)
Ha, thats amusing. Have any photos of said steam-spewer?
HaTcH - July 28, 2006 12:28 AM (GMT)
http://www.icjt.org/npp/foto/778_1.jpgOmg Its 40 miles away!!!! RUNN!!!
~So Liz, what makes you famous?
Hdorriker - July 28, 2006 03:18 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
http://www.icjt.org/npp/foto/778_1.jpg
Omg Its 40 miles away!!!! RUNN!!! |
Oh, pfft. It's not like the nuclear plant is going to sprout legs and get any closer...
hmm....
This gives me an idea.
HaTcH - July 28, 2006 05:07 AM (GMT)
Yes.. I too have a strange vision..
Neuklear powerd ZOIDs pauw wauu hgjkghgjkggsdf
~And now that I've got it on paper.. heres the drawing. XD
http://www.bearcreekfire.com/zoids3d/fando...nuclearzoid.jpg Hdorriker - July 28, 2006 05:14 AM (GMT)
Atrophy Within - July 28, 2006 11:37 AM (GMT)
Hatch, you never fail to amuse me. Silly silly.
ZeRoRaVeN - July 28, 2006 05:09 PM (GMT)
Update New York? Never!
We New Yorkers have everything we need in New York City!
Internationally Famous Foreign built statue symbolizing American Freedom? Right here! A building that was so tall no idiot could surpass the height for 41 years? Also here! Terrorist attack that set off 2 wars? Only in NYC! Who invented toliet paper? Joseph C. Gayetty of New York City in 1857!
Atrophy Within - July 28, 2006 05:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (ZeRoRaVeN @ Jul 28 2006, 12:09 PM) |
Update New York? Never!
We New Yorkers have everything we need in New York City!
Internationally Famous Foreign built statue symbolizing American Freedom? Right here! A building that was so tall no idiot could surpass the height for 41 years? Also here! Terrorist attack that set off 2 wars? Only in NYC! Who invented toliet paper? Joseph C. Gayetty of New York City in 1857! |
Toilet paper wasn't invented till the 19oo's? Sooo, what did they... nevermind, I don't want to know... >.>
HaTcH - July 28, 2006 05:41 PM (GMT)
Well thats why shaking hands is an insult in some african cultures... XD
The_Princess - July 29, 2006 09:24 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (ZeRoRaVeN @ Jul 29 2006, 03:09 AM) |
Update New York? Never!
We New Yorkers have everything we need in New York City!
Internationally Famous Foreign built statue symbolizing American Freedom? Right here! A building that was so tall no idiot could surpass the height for 41 years? Also here! Terrorist attack that set off 2 wars? Only in NYC! Who invented toliet paper? Joseph C. Gayetty of New York City in 1857! |
Start spreadin the news
*dances n high kicks*
Im leavin today!
Plecostomus - July 29, 2006 02:07 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (HaTcH @ Jul 27 2006, 07:28 PM) |
~So Liz, what makes you famous? |
It either has to do with the company I own or the fact I filmed some adult entertainment-type stuff here.
*shrug*
As for the New York situation... Only in New York do we depress wages to the minimum, hire people direct from prison (for minimum wage), hire illegals by the truckload and then deny welfare to the displaced workers!
...no wonder the terrorists hate us.
Atrophy Within - July 30, 2006 09:57 AM (GMT)
did you ask in said adult film? :)
Plecostomus - July 30, 2006 10:32 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Atrophy Within @ Jul 30 2006, 04:57 AM) |
| did you ask in said adult film? :) |
I only discuss that aspect of my career via private message, and under no conditions will I give out the address to my website.
Reason being is I have no way to tell who is legal-age and who isn't via this forum.