Ok, recently this place has gotten fairly boring, so I decided to come up with something for you bored people to read. Recently, I ordered Worms:Armageddon, a very fun and violent game where worms blow the $hit out of each other with a large array of weapons. I created a team on it called Team Zoids, consisting of Naomi Flugel, Van Freihiet, Irvine, Raven, Chris Tasker, Fiona, Shoma, and Kouki. Their opponents are usually contisting of Royalty, Team 17, Venom, and a few others. During each of my matches, I will write out what happens as our Zoid pilots fight , and die. If you want a team, merely put a list of the team name and 8 names for your members to hear your guys kick a$$. My first one will be up shortly.

Team Zoids v.s Royalty, Team 17, and Nasty Crew

Here is the result of the first battle. And a note, the terrain randomizes extremley in each match, and is 2-D.

The Two Islands

A pair of to islands, very close together, sit in the middle of an ocean. A series of metal bridges span between them.

The battle starts out with Royalty's The Queen. With a record against Team Zoids, she has incredible joy dropping a mine ontop of Van before getting away. With Van unable to do anything, the mine goes off and sends him off the side of the island and into the sea, drowning poor Van. Naomi was up next. She was on the top most bridge, and had Henry the 8th in her sights. Planting a mine next to Henry, Naomi jumps away and Henry gets blasted into the air and onto a slope, only to slide into the crater while dragging Fiona with him. Lambo was a member of Team 17, and knew Team Zoids from several other battles. he found Raven standing next to an oil barrel adjacent to the lowest bridge and decided to drop a mine (what is with these guys?) on poor Raven. Lambo only jumped onto the oil barrel when the mine went off. Lambo was blasted straight into the water. Raven was flung next to another mine, this time blasting him into the water. The shockwave dislodges another mine and kills Zelda, Team 17's only other member.

Prince Charles, another Royal, see's Chris Tasker as a target. He pulls out a bazooka and fires it at the innocent Chris, who through was on the middle bridge, fell through the blast hole and through a gap in the lower bridge. Chris tried to stay afloat, but painfully drowned and sunk to the bottom of the sea. Fiona attempted to play hero by using her archery skills to strike Henry 8th. She hits him, who brings Irvine with him onto a floating piece of broken bridge(fairly small piece). She then uses her other arrow to strike a health crate above the two, which bursts into flames and rains down on Irvine and Henry. Henry only suffered from minor burns. Irvine however was burned severely and jumped into the ocean, forgetting that he can't swim. "Ooops." Fiona said as she readied more arrows. A nameless enemy quickly takes out Shoma, and Kouki with a dynamite, sending both sky high. Naomi, infuriated by the death's of her comrades, pulls out The Lord's favored weapon, the Holy Hand Grenade. She chooses a group of enemies, Queen Mum, Prinec Charles, and Vinny Jones. After hurling Thy Lords grenade into the enemy squad, angels above sang out "Halllllleelluua" before the grenade went off. The explosive created a massive blast area, and sent the two Royals way off the island, with no hope of avoiding death by drowning. Vinny was smiled upon, and spared, to Naomi's dismay. Anothe enemy soldier spotted Fiona, and pulled out his explosive shell rifle. Though Fiona was above and had a nice hearty piece of ground under her, the gun could make it. The first shell almost brike the ground. The second sent Fiona falling to a watery grave. Touchdown for the Nasty Crew... Naomi got message that the Gunblasters had been positioned on the horizon, and called for a bombardment of the western island's west coast. The missles and cannon shells struck blowing Cilla Black, A Nasty Crew member, off of the coast and into the water below. The Queen avoided the bombardment. The Queen tries to fire at Naomi, now on the eatern island, and cannot harm her, so the Queen waits. Naomi gets word of more reinforcements. A team of Storm Sworders with Napalm Missles(this is a weapon in Worms) is passing overhead and ready for a fly by. She calls the strike. The missles burst mid-air, letting flames burn the remains of the bridges and the few dug in enemies down there. Henry the 8th finally get the punishment he was subscribed for by Fiona in the form of flying fire. He is set on fire and jumps in the water. The wind wasn't cooperating for the rest of the time and only left the enemy with minor burns. Now it was Vinny Jones turn, and he was only a few meters away from Naomi and on the same island. Pulling out his bazooka, he fired at Naomi, killing the last Team Zoids member.


They would have revenge soon though...