Unsure if this goes in here, but anyway.
http://abc.net.au.newsitems.200706.9995840...om/s1942069.htmParis=Kicking up dasies
Wtf. Where'd you find this? It's obviously a hoax.
LoL, the bottom of the page. Nice one.
You know, I went and bought a paper after reading that... >.>
Funny, I wish it was true... :P
Little hints here and there gave it away so I knew it wasn't true.