On South Park, there is a race of aliens called the Marklar, who come from planet Marklar. Their language is exactly like english, except every noun is Marklar. So, I wrote a story in marklar. Yay me?


The Three Little Marklars



Once upon a marklar there were three little marklars who lived at marklar with their marklar. One marklar, their marklar said
“marklar", you need to leave marklar and find your own marklars.” So the three little marklars left marklar to find a marklar.
The youngest marklar built a marklar out of marklar. The middle marklar built a marklar out of marklar, and the oldest marklar built a marklar out of marklar.
Then, along came the big, bad marklar. The big bad marklar approached the marklar made of marklar and banged on the marklar.
“Little marklar, little marklar, let me into your marklar or I’ll blow your marklar in!” said the big bad marklar.
“Not by the marklar on my marklar!” said the little marklar. The marklar huffed, and puffed, and blew the marklar made of marklar down. The little marklar ran to his marklar’s marklar. The big bad marklar approached the marklar and banged on the marklar.
“Little marklars, little marklars, let me into your marklar or I’ll blow your marklar in!” said the big bad marklar.
“Not by the marklar on our marklars!” said the little marklars. The big bad marklar huffed, and puffed, and blew down the marklar of marklars. The three little marklars ran to their marklar’s marklar of marklar. The big bad marklar banged on the marklar and said
“Little marklars, little marklars, let me into your marklar or I’ll blow your marklar in!” said the big bad marklar.
“Not by the marklar on our marklars!” said the three little marklars. The big bad marklar huffed, and puffed, but couldn’t blow down the marklar made of marklar. So, he climbed on top of the marklar and tried to come in through the marklar. However, the marklars heard him and built a marklar at the bottom of the marklar. The big bad marklar jumped down the marklar and burned in the marklar. The big bad marklar was dead, and the three little marklars lived happily ever after.

The End



...So, how's my Marklar? :ph43r:

Heh it's funny cuz of all the Marklars XD

You don't know what you're talking about when you use the same word for all nouns, which adds to the humour.

haha. I was readin that out loud and my friend walked in. He just stood there for a few minutes where I couldn't see him and said... "What kind of marklar marklar is that marklar?" I BUSTED out laughing. I nearly peed myself I was laughing so hard. he said it all cool and hip. He was so stupid... hehe. Lycan

That makes no sense :\ You usually don't have two nouns together....