An I'm a newbie topic....I haven't done one of these in a while. Well, just saying 'Hey, I'm here'. And a shout-out to HatcH, who got me here in the first place.

I'm out.
-Maverick

Hi hi,welcome to the boards~! Enjoy your stay here~..Did you say HatcH?

Greetings! Welcome to the forums.

Indeed I did. I know him from my high school days.....Our poor geometry teacher.....I almost feel sorry for her.....Then our Algebra 2 teach....I don't feel sorry for her (she was a pain).

Lol, welcome to the board, did you hear about her this year? (since you werent there) I think something happened to her family and she needed to take a sabatical but didn't so like 95% of her students failed. She constantly gave too much HW and didn't explain anything. Thank god I had D squared.

That's great man....SHe always was an idiot.

Hmm... weird. Well on to the offical welcome.

*Welcomes Maverick Wolf by stealing his/her soul.*

Hello and welcome to the board! It's fun to joing stuff with friends. I wish I knew what more of my fellow high school grads were up to these days.

Hello Maverick! you can call me Tsuki for short. Welcome to the boards,new friend. :)

*watches*

I didn't know I had one of those....

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, using 'wolf' in your username. Do you know how many people use that word??? DIE, evil newcomer!!

P.S. Although I have 'Wolf' in my username, it's actually the name of my evil ferret alter-ego, not an actual wolf.

*watches KW steal soul*

Chaos: He's going to get sick eating all of those...

Welcome to ZE. I am blackchaos13. Hope you find us not too annoying. :P

*Hands a T-86 tactical Thermo-Nuclear Warhead to Maverick Wolf*

Have fun!

As if I ate the souls.. that's just stupid...

Btw, blackchaos13, for the last time! Change your sig or resize that image! I'm getting tired of your posts stretching the page!

urgh, must think of something to do to new comers, ergh.... ergh.... *rock hits him on head* THATS IT! *Drops a rock on Maverick's head* WEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! IM HIP!

Oh, dear... *looks at Kirbymaster rather oddly* :blink:

Welcome to ZE, MW...I had a tendency to not get along with my math teachers, btw.

Don't worry Konig, I've got his sig covered :P

well now that I'm back i guess its time I got back to work
time for phase 2 of the initiation

Greetings Maverick Wolf and welcome to the wonderful world of ZE

I'm Vega and it is my self appointed duty to help you fit in. KW usually does this by stealing you soul, I prefer to rob you of your sanity. Hope you don't mind.
*Injects MW with the Insanity Virus*

In a few moments it will take effect and drain you of your sanity. Now you should fit in perfectly. Just keep an eye out for the side effects: upset stomach, large boils, hair loss, and AIDS. Pretty minor side effects, but I just thought you might like to know.

Enjoy your last moments of sanity and your stay in ZE
WELCOME

Yeah, Vega is back! LET INSANITY SPREAD!

I think my soul kindof grewback.. Hmm.. funky.. I guerss having the new forum kindo reset it. =']

And as for the Insanity thing,
"Get your vaccine! Get your vaccine here!"
If you're already infected,
"Have some anti-biotics! Get your anti-biotics right here!"
If it fails to work, well, I have some coke and brownies in a beaten up cooler in the corner thats over there by the lawn chair. It hasn't been opened in a while but its quite insulated.

*sniffs air* did somebody say brownies! *runs over to the cooler and feasts upon the brownies like a rabid dog, but leaves the coke alone, he doesnt like soda... again looks around seeing WTF faces from everyone...*

Hatch its too late, the insanity is spreading too fast, you cant stop it!

MWAHAHA! FINALLY!

*Runs over to Hatch and grabs one fo the vaccines.*

With this I can reproduce the insanity virus and take over the world! Mwahaha!

*Runs away*

O_O;;

*Heart murmur*

*Keels over*

*Dies*

(wow this is really strange)

*watches rocks smash on his head*

Kirbymaster, I have a rather thick skull....

*watches Vega*

My level of insanity is already so high that I am immune to such a virus. Trust me on that one.

Thanks Zelos.

Also it doesn't matter how insane you are, the insanity virus makes sure you are completely insane.

As for Hatch, it's true, Vega has been doing this far too long, you can vaccinate it anymore.

Hehehe, I'm not planning to vaccinate anyone! I shall take over the world by driving everone crazy! Leaving me the only sane one in the world! MWAHAHAA!

"...We shall see..."

*walks off*

If you are the only sane one, wouldn't that make you insane and everyone else normal?

I have a thick skull too, actually my bones are pretty hard... I drink too much milk. Sometimes when people punch me they get hurt instead of me, I find it funny. Anyway BlackCat has a point...