This is not a joke, but it's a riddle, here it is...

A sellsword stood before a Priest, a King, and a Rich Man. The three try to convince the sellsword to kill the other two....

"Do it..." says the King, "for I am your lawful ruler."

"Do it..." says the Priest, "and the gods shall smile down upon you."

"Do it..." says the Rich Man, "and all of my gold shall be yours."

Now, who lives and who dies?

Um... he kills himself....

The rich man. Who needs a god to smile at you and why save the king when he could die and you won't be ruled anymore... I say the rich man.. WHats the answere, or whatever? Lycan

The answer is......

...it depends on the Sellswords nature...

That was dumb... Anyways here is one of my own that I know, any well read person should know this...

What uses 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon?

Ohh, I know a person.

Hehe, or Man, more specifically. ^__^ Thank you, Oedipus.

hehe.... that play was gay.

teh sphyxs said that when he saved the city married his mom had kids then took his eyes in discust

I rather do not approve of that word as an insult. -__- There was nothing homosexual in it.

And first Oedipus killed his dad. o__o Sad life for him.

My drama teacher made it amusing, though he kept calling the sphinx a "he". Sphinxes are female. x_o

Er... anyone know anymore riddles?

From all that is within me shown
I have naught to call my own
I am of no use 'til there is light
Whether sun by day
Or candle by night
What am I?

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Would that riddle be satisfactory?

I see some people here are actually well read.

A book? I'm not sure about that.

^-^

The answer to my riddle is a mirror.

Ah, I see. Very good.