Now, as you can guess what the basic idea of this game is...

The mission is to simply list 500 ways to destroy a Zoid!

You can list a max of 10 per post, and must wait for another person to post before posting again.

So let's begin...

---(THE LIST)---

1.) Land a Whale King on it.

2.) Let it rust into nothingness!

3.) Fill in with dynamite

(NOTE: Please number your additions)

landmine.
drop it from 700000 feet.
put in a crusher at the junkyard.

7. Drop it into an active volcano (except the Death Stinger)
8. Have an Ultrasaurus step on it
9. Dip it in liquid nitrogen then drop it
10. Drop it into a supernova or neutron star
11. Put it into the core of a fusion reactor
12. MOAB
13. Antimatter bomb

14. poke at it with a really, really, really big stick.

15. kick it, with an Ultrasaurus

16.) Overload it's CPU

17.) Introduce a Virus into it

18.) Melt it down with a flamethrower

19. Put it in a 3 hour line for a movie witch turns out to be the Sixth Scence

20. Drop a Gravity gun on it

21. Poor coffie on it

22. indroduce it to a army of pissed off iguans

23) Leave it out where I can cut it up for something else

24) Let my two year old have it for 1 minute

25) Protonic disrupter

26) Put it in an arena with a really pissed of Death Centipede

You sure it's gotta be really pissed?

27) Run circles around it with the Rev Raptor's scythes activated

28.) Continous Pilebanker Unit attacks...They hurt

29) sic Retal or DS on it... :lol:

30) Sic Van on it

31) Feed it to a hungry Gojulas

32 beat it with big baseball bat with nails in it.

33 stick it in a pile of my dirty clothes for a couple of days.

34 shoot it out of a gravity cannon at a brick wall.

35 subject it to the high pitched sound of the Japanese Van yelling FEEEEEEEEEENE!

36....let ten drink and drive ina zoids...lol...i promise not a scratch

37.Throw rocks at it ?

38. pinpoint meteor strike
39. Strap it to the back of a whale king's rockets and take off
40. Dip it in a bath of concentrated sulfuric or nitric acid
41. metal-eating nanomachines

42. Vulcan it full of holes

43. Eat it

44. Smiley it to death. :huh: :o :P :D :lol: B) :rolleyes: <_< :) :ph43r: :blink: :unsure:

45 tell the zoid no-one loves it and that your going to the mall to get another zoid which does all that it can do plus it has more buttons to press

Poke it very very very very hard. Then rinse and repeat. =)

47.) Let the Tigers team pilot it

48.) Let Harry Champ pilot it w/o letting him mod it

49. Stand there and spit at the zoid?

50. Dissect and eat it.

51. install any microsoft made operating system on it
52. install a mac operating system on it and compare it to a zoids with windows based system install.."i feel like i've been made to compensate for something..error..*BOOM*"
53. install dos command prompt and let a monkey pilot it

cd C:\attacks\
C:\attacks\> bladeattack.exe
cd..
C:\> cd C:\defend
C:\defend\> shield.exe

or something like that :lol:

54."Off with their heads!"
55.Fifty Point Blank CP-03's.
56.One Hundred Point Blank CP-03's.
57.Give it to me. (My models always end up thrashed... sept that Brachios... damn resiliant.)
58.Mount and detonate a Fuel-Air Explosive bomb on it.
59.Drop it from a cliff and feed off it's juicy core inerds.
60.NUKE!
61.Chinese Water Torture
62.DS Acid Torture :ph43r:
63.Convert it into a Mac and try to market it to gamers. :ph43r: :ph43r: :ph43r:

64. Install Barney episodes in its memory banks and see how long it takes for it to kill itself.
65. Have Van pilot it without the assistance of Zeke.

66) Let an electronics engineer near the insides
67) Hit it's head with a shovel
68) Feed it pools full of beans (Beano anyone)
69) Arm me with a neutron bomb

70. ((One more before I go shower for an interview))....Fire off an EMP device near it.

WATCH OUT FOR THAT EMP!

*ducks*

71. Let me talk to it.. gimme about a minute
72. Feed it broccoli
73. Stuff 50,000 rabid monkeys in the cockpit
74. Sledge Hammer
75. Take a reptile lamp with a 500 watt bolb and melt the memory drive
76. Tell it it can fly/swim if its a land zoid
77. Tell it to go jump off a cliff because its fun
78. Transport it to the Warcraft world place thingy... the Cryptlords will tear it apart RAWR
79. Have an "accident" in the cockpit
80. Kick it in the shins...

81. Fire it, out of a cannon, into the sun.
82. Give it a crappy Fuzor Partner
83. Shoot a CPC into the Zoid Core.

84. Make it smoke cigarettes to get cancer
85. Make it watch the new Dual masters anime
86. Feed it Blades socks... :P
87. DSR S it to death
88. Kick in it the gears

89. Give it to DrkXFuZion
90. Give it to DrkXFuZion's gf before giving it to DrkXFuZion
91. Take it to see The Grudge then give it to DrkXFuZion
92. Take it to see The Cat in the Hat and then give it to DrkxFuZion
92. Take it to see Scooby Doo and then give it to DrkXFuZion
93. Let it live to a very ripe age then give it to DrkxFuZion...
94. ...do i have to write it out???
95. JUST LET ME KILL IT!!!!! :P :P :P

96: Force a self-destructing Organoid into it and have it perform that task.

97: switch it's insurance to Geico and then let DrkXFuZion destroy it...
98: let a fob modify it before giving it to DrkxFuZion
99: draw funny faces on it and then give it to DrkxFuZion
100: eat it...

101. Give it to Leena if it's a close-combat Zoid
102. Give it to a Backdraft warrior to use against the Blitz Team

103. Color it pink.

104. Sic a ticked-off Leena on it
105. Stick it against the Death Saurer w/o character shielding

106. Transport it to a galaxy far far away to meet up with vader
107. Send it into the T.V. and have it fight me as Gard in the Bloody DS
109. Give it too many fuzor partners at the same time
110. Get a horde of rabid penguins and stick them in a tank with the zoid
111. Let my lizard at it
112. Let calvin from Calvin and Hobbes play with it
113. Step on its toes

114) DONT step on it's toes and instead give it to DrkXFuZion
115) Do nothing at all...besides give it to DrkXFuZion

116. In the immortal words of Black Mage, "Hadoken it to the grave!"
117. Make it listen to Cher
118. Make it fight against ninja monkeys...with mechs.

(Holy ****, I created a popular topic!)

119.) Eat it.
120.) Blast it into ash!
121.) Ta1k 1nt3rn3t t0 1t t0 d3at4
122.) Suck it's...blood?
123.) Hit it with a peice of hardtack
124.) Bring it to the Toaster Oven
125.) Bring it to the LUE
126.) Blast it with a Medium Tank
127.) Sell it to the scrap yard
128.) Drop it out a Whale King
129.) Attack it with evil psycho ninja bunnies! :ph43r:

hah!!! i TOLD you all that it existed...but nooo...half of you brushed off it's existence in that one chatroom....

130) press alt-F4

NOTE: The - L.U.E. = Life Universe and Everything. Is a private board on www.gamefaqs.com for Legend members which is no more sadly.

That place...was the ULTIMATE PLACE, for any form of randomness... *sniffle*

131.) 10101010101010101010101 - Data it to death
132.) Type in what Pie equals
133.) Beat it with a telephone

134.) Alternately, beat it with a banana-phone
135.) Tie it up and let it lay on a set of railroad tracks on a small bridge...as it lays there, have a train run it over and at the same time drop a giant rock...time it so the rock and the train hit at the same time...yes the train will get smashed too but i made the plan and i dont seem to mind :P