Now to a point, this is a test.

I, personally find this kind of Humor hilarious if it's good. While some people even during the good times won't find this kind of material funny.

It depends on the person I guess, so let's see if you people laugh or not...

NOTE: I'll put a little parenthesis to each character as their intoduced

Advance Wars 2.5, Part 1

In the Black Hole base... (Black Hole is an evil army)

Hawke: Adder! You’re standing crooked! (2nd in command)

Adder: So? (Snake like person)

Hawke: So you’ll need to stand up straight or I’ll be forced to put a painful back brace into you!

Adder: *stands up straight*

Hawke: Good! Now let’s see what I can criticize Lash for!

(Hawke goes to Lash’s room)

Hawke: Lash! What are you doing?

Lash: Um...top secret! Yeah, top secret! (12 year old genius)

Hawke: If you were going to those web sites again...

Lash: Oh, this is probably a bad time to tell you, but I ordered a deneuralizer off ebay and charged it to your account.

Hawke: How much was it?!

Lash: $10.

Hawke: Oh well. I guess that’s not that bad.

Hawke leaves.

Lash: Oops! I misread that. It’s really $1,000,000. Oh well, what difference can five 0’s make anyway?

Hawke runs into Flak. (Flak's supposed to be a muscle bound idiot)

Flak: Hawke, I was doing some thinking, and I realized that what’s been going on blatantly and completely contradicts Advance Wars 2. Thus, this discussion should not actually be taking place by the laws of logic. Of course, theoretically we...why are you looking at me like that?

Hawke: Flak, you’re an idiot.

Hawke leaves.

Flak: Oh well. Might as well finish up reading War and Peace. Then I’ll listen to Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony again.

Later...

Sturm: Is everyone clear on the plan? (Evil robot genius)

Flak: I want a hot dog!

Everyone stares at Flak.

Flak: What?

Sturm: Okay, the plan is, we all go out for hot dogs.

Adder: ...and conquer Blue Moon while we’re at it?

Sturm: Sure, why not?

Orange Star...

Andy: Where’s my lucky wrench? I need my lucky wrench! (Kid C.O./Mechanic)

Sami: You don’t HAVE a lucky wrench, Andy. (Troop commander)

Andy: That’s besides the point! I need it to fix this wall to protect us from those killer Typhoons and Tsunamis I’ve seen on the news!

Sami: That’s just Drake using his CO Power.

Andy: I sure wish we’d had this discussion 8 hours ago.

Max: Everyone! Listen up! Black Hole is planning to attack Blue Moon! And get a lot of hot dogs! (Muscle bound C.O. too)

Sami: So? What’s your point?

Max: I don’t know. I just wanted to share that news.

Speaking of Blue Moon...

Olaf: Where’s Colin? (Fat Santa like leader)

Grit: He’s in school. (Smart cowboy like person)

Olaf; SCHOOL?! He’s a Commanding Officer in the Blue Moon army! Why does he need to go to school? When I became a Commanding Officer, I never went to school again!

Grit: Exactly when did you stop going to school?

Olaf: It was in the 13th grade.

Grit: What is the lowest prime number?

Olaf: 42!

Grit: Maybe Colin should stay in school a while longer...

(In school)

Colin: What?! I couldn’t have gotten an A on this test! I studied all night for it! (Kid C.O.)

Teacher: But an A is a great grade!

Colin: No way! I want an S!

Teacher: Well, how about an F?

Colin: Well, that’s closer to S than A is, so...okay!

Teacher: I hate my job.

Classmate: Hey, are those tanks outside?

Sturm: Surrender immediately, and give us all your hot dogs!

Teacher: HOT DOGS?! We don’t have hot dogs here, this is a school!

Sturm: Oh? Oh well, let’s leave, then.

Hawke: I have a better idea. DESTROY THAT SCHOOL!!!!

Sturm: What? What’s the point of staying here if they don’t have hot dogs?

Hawke: Well, think about it. If they don’t have hot dogs, then if we destroy the building, we know we won’t be harming any hot dogs.

Sturm: Good idea! All tanks, ATTACK!

Teacher: TO THE BUNKER!!!

Colin: We have a bunker?

Teacher: We do now!

Meanwhile...

Olaf: Oh no! The Black Hole army is demolishing a school! What if it’s the one Colin is in?

Grit: Don’t worry. The chances of it being that school are 1 in...1.

Olaf: Phew! I was worried it was going to be 1 in 1,000!

Grit: Maybe Colin should continue until he’s in college...

Will Colin be destroyed along with his school? Will Andy find his non-existant lucky wrench? Will Olaf ever understand math? Find out the answers (maybe) in the next episode of Advance Wars 2.5!

Hehe, that's pretty good. Keep em' coming.

XD That's very amusing!! I love stuff like that. It reminds me of some roleplays I've had on AIM, only it makes more sense. o__o;

Continue, pleasu~