Survey No. 3, Random Thought Provokers

[Jaime]

Random Thought Provokers

1. What makes you laugh?

2. Who is your hero?

3. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?

4. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

5. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?

6. Who do you blame for your mood today?

7. If the Internet were sex... I would...

8. Have you ever seen a dead body?

9. What is something scientists need to invent?

10. What should we do with stupid people?

11. Have you ever broken a bone?

12. Do you watch local news? Why?

13. What happens after you die?

14. How big is your bed? Big enough?

15. How long do you think you will live?

[EMI]

1. What makes you laugh?
Black/dry humour. Comedians: Jack Dee, Jasper Carrot & Peter Kay

2. Who is your hero?
Umm... y'know, I have no idea.

3. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Jensen Ackles, of course!

4. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
4

5. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?
The washing machine eats them!

6. Who do you blame for your mood today?
The Weather

7. If the Internet were sex... I would...


8. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes

9. What is something scientists need to invent?
A remote control that works on noisy kids.

10. What should we do with stupid people?
Ignore them

11. Have you ever broken a bone?
No. But it wasn't from want of trying though.

12. Do you watch local news? Why?
Yes. Because I like to know whats going on in my neck of the woods.

13. What happens after you die?
Not alot.

14. How big is your bed? Big enough?
It's just big enough to be able to comfortably spread out.

15. How long do you think you will live?
Why, do you know something I dont?

[Emmie]

1. What makes you laugh? My kids, my ex in court, teenage boys trying to be cool..I know there are other things, but I can't think of them right now.

2. Who is your hero? I don't really know...

3. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Do I just get one? Because I'd very much like be tied with Colin Farrell on one side and Johnny Depp on the other....

4. How many pairs of shoes do you own? About 12 or so

5. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up? Under the couch, in the yard, the dryer eats it..how should I know??

6. Who do you blame for your mood today? I just woke up, I'm not really in any mood yet. Update: since typing out the rest of the answers, I can say that the picture of a wet Colin Farrell that was on my AOL homepage would be to blame for my current mood.

7. If the Internet were sex... I would...be the biggest slut on the planet. And sore all the damn time.

8. Have you ever seen a dead body? Human body? No, but I've seen people very close to death on several occasions. OH! Wait, I've been to open-casket funerals, so I guess that would be a 'yes'.

9. What is something scientists need to invent? Plum colored hair dye that actually stays plum colored and doesn't fade to some dorky orange color...?

10. What should we do with stupid people? Put them in the circus!

11. Have you ever broken a bone? I've gotten a couple of hairline fractures, but nothing protruding.

12. Do you watch local news? Why? No, but I usually do read the newspaper. I just haven't been too into TV at all lately.

13. What happens after you die? Me? Personally? Probably everyone will throw a huge party and then fight over who gets all the stupid stuff I've collected over the years. Meanwhile, I'll be enjoying the afterlife, which will be astonishingly like Maui, with beautiful people and everyone will be partying all the time and no one will have to worry about disease, hangovers, or pregnancy....

14. How big is your bed? Big enough? Big enough for me, add in Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp and we'd really need a king-size though.

15. How long do you think you will live? Long enough to drive my children crazy, I hope.

[angel]

1. What makes you laugh?

Just about anything my niece says 'cause she's at that age where you never know what's going to come out of her mouth...

2. Who is your hero?

I dunno...I always wrote about my sister in school, but that seems quite cliche. So I dunno...

3. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?

Jensen! Ewan McGregor...ummm...maybe Ryan Gosling after I watch The Notebook tonight...pretty much any hot guy at this point in time...

4. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Hmmm...maybe 10...I only wear about three pairs of them...lol

5. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?

The lint trap...or sock heaven...or sock hell...or I dunno...I'm not funny today.

6. Who do you blame for your mood today?

jt, scarlet, Nik, Tyna, Ferg, Emmie...for the LA trip

7. If the Internet were sex... I would...

Probably not use it...how sad am I?

8. Have you ever seen a dead body?

Yes, two...cadavers at the Osteopathic school...I got to touch them and take out their organs and stuff. It was very cool.

9. What is something scientists need to invent?

The cure for the common cold...and cancer...and all diseases.

10. What should we do with stupid people?

Take them far far away from me....Stupidity is one of the things that I can't handle.

11. Have you ever broken a bone?

Not to my knowledge, but I stubbed the heck out of my toe yesterday

12. Do you watch local news? Why?

Not really...it's depressing. Though super entertaining at home. Small towns....there's nothing like them...

13. What happens after you die?

*shrugs* I dunno.

14. How big is your bed? Big enough?

It's a full or a queen...it's plenty big enough for me and my three pillows...even my twin at school is plenty of room for me

15. How long do you think you will live?

Even though I can't see myself growing old, I hope to live for a while yet

[Sista]

1. What makes you laugh?
sarcasm
2. Who is your hero?
Mohatma Ghandi, passive resistance rules!

3. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
ummmmmm Jensen Ackles or Johnny Depp will do
4. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
6, sadly.....

5. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?
in the closet

6. Who do you blame for your mood today?
my teacher

7. If the Internet were sex... I would...
stare at Johnny Depp forever, but I won't do anything too sexual because I'm still innocent

8. Have you ever seen a dead body?
nah

9. What is something scientists need to invent?
portable airconditioning

10. What should we do with stupid people?
feed them to animals....joke hehehe just teach them

11. Have you ever broken a bone?
nope

12. Do you watch local news? Why?
yup, I need to be aware around here because there's a current issue going on with our president

13. What happens after you die?
everyone will celebrate.....

14. How big is your bed? Big enough?
it's just a single bed, not that big for me and my pillows

15. How long do you think you will live?
about 40-50 more years

[Dani]

1. What makes you laugh?
The purple hippo smacking its ass. Or the dancing bunny.

2. Who is your hero?
My Mom. Other notable women as well.

3. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Must we pick only one person? Or can we have two? Okay, if only one, Jensen Ackles, of course.

4. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
120 and counting

5. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?
mixed up in a sheet somewhere

6. Who do you blame for your mood today?
I'm in a great mood today.

7. If the Internet were sex... I would...
be spending alot of time doing it.

8. Have you ever seen a dead body?
No.

9. What is something scientists need to invent?
Let me get back to you.

10. What should we do with stupid people?
Prevent them from reproducing.

11. Have you ever broken a bone?
No.

12. Do you watch local news? Why?
Sometimes.

13. What happens after you die?
Hopefully I'll go to heaven...which I envision as a big store

14. How big is your bed? Big enough?
A queen and its big enough.

15. How long do you think you will live?
I don't know. I hope that I live at least long enough to have children and see them grow up.

[Restive]

1. What makes you laugh?
My kids mostly

2. Who is your hero?
My grandmother, though she passed away some eighteen years ago and after that, my mother

3. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
My husband. I mean geeze, we sleep together, bathe together and I don’t mind if he well, you know…

4. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
2. Honestly, really, just 2!

5. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?
By my experience, the other sock can always be found in the couch.

6. Who do you blame for your mood today?
Thor, God of Thunder

7. If the Internet were sex... I would...
get off quickly… (oh that sounds so sooo bad)

8. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes.

9. What is something scientists need to invent?
Nothing, ‘cause in my opinion, most new inventions have enough drawbacks that I just don’t bother with them…

10. What should we do with stupid people?
Feed them to zombies.

11. Have you ever broken a bone?
I may have, but just a small one in my foot. Never did get it checked out.

12. Do you watch local news? Why?
Nope, usually because I’m either asleep, or cooking when it’s on.

13. What happens after you die?
If you’re lucky, you get cremated, if not, bugs infest your body and slowly rots away.

14. How big is your bed? Big enough?
Queen size and certainly, since I’ve never slept on larger than a double until this March.

15. How long do you think you will live?
Until my mid seventies. That seems to be the magic number for women on both sides of my family.

[Maria]

1. What makes you laugh?
* Silly things, good friends, books, movies, animals

2. Who is your hero?
* My parents

3. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
* Aiee, i think we all know

4. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
* Umm.. I'd say bit over 10

5. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?
* Ask the sock

6. Who do you blame for your mood today?
* First mys hostdad for making me grumpy again, and then these great horse owners for glass of wine and nice conversation after bareback trailriding

7. If the Internet were sex... I would...
* Umm.. eh?

8. Have you ever seen a dead body?
* Not human, animal yes

9. What is something scientists need to invent?
* Cure for the cancer and stupidity

10. What should we do with stupid people?
* Check above, maybe that'll help..

11. Have you ever broken a bone?
* Nope *knocks wood*

12. Do you watch local news? Why?
* Nope cause in America there isn't really anything interesting in the news..

13. What happens after you die?
* Umm.. I sleep?

14. How big is your bed? Big enough?
* Yeah, it's big enough even when I share it with my friends!

15. How long do you think you will live?
* Hopefully about 80 years, then I'm done!

*M

[Jaime]

1. What makes you laugh?
Will & Grace
2. Who is your hero?
No one
3. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
My boyfriend
4. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Damn, do I really have to answer that? Hmm, let me count... 1, 2, 3... 20 (and still going strong).
5. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?
Under my bed.
6. Who do you blame for your mood today?
Florence.
7. If the Internet were sex... I would...
Be groaning all the time...
8. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Does road kill count?
9. What is something scientists need to invent?
A cure to all diseases.
10. What should we do with stupid people?
Let them entertain us.
11. Have you ever broken a bone?
No.
12. Do you watch local news? Why?
Yes, because it gives me the traffic news I need to drive.
13. What happens after you die?
Heaven.
14. How big is your bed? Big enough?
Big enough for what? Two people? Yeah, I guess.
15. How long do you think you will live?
Long enough, I hope.

[hobgoblin]

1. What makes you laugh?

A LOT of things. I spend a good deal of my waking hours laughing. Not at things which are particularly funny, either. Things which aren't make me laugh just as much. Me makes me laugh, too. I fall over far too often.

2. Who is your hero?

Right now, I don't know. If you asked me this a while ago I'd have given you an answer without thinking. Now, I am not so sure. Isn't that depressing?!

3. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?

Just one person?! Jeez, tough decision. Let me get back to you.

4. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Not many. I tend to buy a pair of trainers every year and then live in them, so a few pairs have accumulated. I also have a pair of sandals. Oh, and I have the dressy-uppy heels and all that too, but I don't like wearing them (they hurt my feet!) and I only where them when I have to so I don't really count them.

5. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?

Black holes. S'allllll about the black holes

6. Who do you blame for your mood today?

God. It's so very, very, very, very, very HOT.

7. If the Internet were sex... I would...

Be a little worried about how much I use it.

8. Have you ever seen a dead body?

Yes, a few.

9. What is something scientists need to invent?

Again.. just *one* thing? Oh come on now! Cures! Time travel! Teleportation! New energy sources! Indian clothes which don't make me look like a bauble!

10. What should we do with stupid people?

Teach 'em things so they're not quite so stupid anymore

11. Have you ever broken a bone?

No... unfortunately.

12. Do you watch local news? Why?

Yes, because I like to keep up with what's going on in my borough and region

13. What happens after you die?

Hopefully I'll go to heaven where I'll have a bigassed list of questions to ask and will get to hang out with people I miss. Or, you know, I'll be roasting somewhere far hotter...

14. How big is your bed? Big enough?

I think it's just a double, (how am I s'posed to tell?!), but it has a biiiig frame around it and I LOVE my bed. It is certainly big enough. It takes up most of my room and my mom's always trying to convince me to exchange it for a smaller one.

15. How long do you think you will live?

I don't know.. but I would like to live a long time. There are so many things I want to do