I shall not start.

File entered the area, examining his surroundings, preparing for whatever was going to be thrown at him. But in the meanwhile, he decided to hide, so he destablized himself, changing him into a sort of clusterous cloud that floated into the large bundle of leaves.

"Hope they arrived." File grunted silently to Jereko.
"Yup."

Jereko wanted to avenge Remix and Ferye when they had not finished the battle between them and Elec-Ninja. And apparently, Crescendo was assisting them. Ferye had told Jereko about them before he underwent his operation that ended up with Ferye's death.

Crecendo walked into the arena, "What's with the leaves?"
"Who really cares?" Asked the netop,
"Me. Anyways, what format should I use, Crecendo, or commander?"
"You don't have enough power left for commander." Stated Cadet
"Fine, be that way." The navi grumbled, he could not believe he had to work with File, Remix wouyld have bean OK, but after the evil mutation, no way. "No need for discomfort," Said Cadet, "Even though he's different, I still think he's trustworthy enough for a friendly battle."

File, in his dust-like form, still floating around in the giant cluster of leaves had spotted Crescendo, but decided not to reveal himself, at least not yet. He decided to just attach some of his data to Crescendo and keep watch for Elec-Ninja from the sound navi's point of view.

File also began thinking about what Crescendo was thinking. After attaching that tiny fragment of data, he had also began reading Crescendo's thoughts.

File thought to himself,"If he can't perform as well with me as his comrade, I might as well not assist him." File suddenly grinned even though he was still a data cloud. It was a disturbing thing to see. "But maybe Remix could."

File changed into a group of pop-up windows and began rearranging himself into many formations and then began solidifying. he still decided to hide in the tree.

OOC: Sorry for taking so long. I forgot to check this area.

A bolt of lightning struck down right in the center of the area where ElecNinja's two opponents were. Once the lightning bolt dissipated, a navi was left standing, his body emitting steam from the immense heat from the bolt. He took a second of rest as his body cooled down and yellow stripes started to glow from his pure black body. The yellow stripes went across his body, but were dominated by the black as they were thin and at the moment, glowed only dimly.

After another moment, the yellow stripes started to glow stronger, and ElecNinja's eyes opened, the pure light, yellowish blue color that filled his eyes.

File remained concealed within the leaves, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

He began thinking to himself,"Why do I have the sudden urge to take a nap and start eating a lot of fruit? Damnit! Remix's program. I knew I shouldn't have used it."

File wanted to shoot Elec-Ninja due to the Remix instinct, but decided to stay hidden and silent despite the yearning to blast ElecNinja from his Remix side.

Crecendo Locked weapons down and targetted Elecninja, "So," He whispered, "We meet again. CADET!!! Bayonette and sound-sword, NOW!"
"Yes, oh exalted, easily deleted, computer program. Locked, and energizing."

A light blue sword glowed in his hand.

Remix, er, File prepared his Remix Buster and fired a round at ElecNinja.

ElecNinja disappeared in a puff of smoke, the rustling alerted him ahead of time. He reappeared in the air with two shurikens in his hands. He did a backflip, searched the surroundings for two possible locations for his opponents, and threw the shurikens at those locations with intense accuracy and speed.

After he completed the backflip, he landed on what seemed to be an invisible line. The line was a thread that he had strung as he landed; it was connected to a little floating orb of energy.

"Tsh, I think I shall wait for my friend so that he could have some fun as well, but most likely as an observer." he said out loud, even though he was talking to himself.

Right after he said that, an ominous roar echoed through the area. A lone figure then started walking towards where ElecNinja was from the horizon. He walked slowly but with purpose with each step. ElecNinja then averted his attention towards his two opponents.

"Hmm..." Crecendo thought aloud, "You two haven't changed much. Re-, ur... fi-... Hmmm... any ideas?"
Crecendo's sabre flickered in the air, or, artificial frictionized transparent material, casting an eery glow of light, or photons arranged in a pattern specific to the chip emmitting energy in the form of electrical pulses projected onto the screen as light.

File jumped out of the tree, revealing himself.
"If you expect to fight along side with Remix the whole battle, you're going to be dissapointed. I can only remain in this form temporarily. Not only that, Remix's personality backup program is already starting crack up. And for plans, just try and kill this guy. That's all."

File in his Remix form began to fire more rounds of shots. He also grabbed an apple and converted its data to become extremely hard and tossed it.

"My, you are beginning to act like Remix." Murmered Crecendo, standing still, alert, cautious, like a cat, getting ready to pounce.

OOC: Obviously you forgot that I threw a freaking shuriken at both of you.
Oh, and here, I'm referencing Gurren Lagann Ep 1
For lulz

ElecNinja sat there, annoyed by the two navi's jabber.

"OoOoOo!" he shouted at the two. "Just who do you think I am?"

"I am not someone you can just ignore and just fight half heartily." he said fiercely as he aggressively moved his finger and pointed right into the sky.

"I am ElecNinja, master of Thunder and Lightning!"

"You idiots need to realize that you aren't as sneaky as you think you are. Now, come out and fight like a man!" he exclaimed. After that added, "If a ninja is telling you this, something is wrong!"

He then lowered his hand as he summoned a Thunder clone from his back that blocked the cannon bullets and the apple.

"Fight with your soul! Fight like men!" he shouted as he walked towards where he heard the soft voices that were chattering amongst themselves.

"Well hello, ElecNinja. So we meet again." File, damnit! Remix said. "I already was revealing myself if were to read the lines and not between them. And no, there is no 4th wall to break."

File finally said, "Aw, screw being Remix. He's completely useless!"
The green navi pressed a button on a holographic screen that came up.
"Initiate file removal of 'Remix.nav'." File commanded the screen. His Remix appearance slowly faded, as bits of data flew off of his body slowly, revealing his grey armor and jumpsuit.

After such proccess, File became once again his emotionally unstable self once again.

"Why do you rely on your clones to fight?" File asked angrily. In his past life, he did not have a good experience with clones.

OOC: Gurren wha?

"And YOU ask US to fight like men!" Shouted Crecendo, "You send others to do your bidding! CADET!!!"
*Obnoxiously loud munching noises* "Yea? Jereko showed me this awsome food place, the burritos are great!"
"Whow long until I can load a transfer file?"
"Just a few minutes."

Crecendo turned to Elecninja, "You want my best, just wait!"

"Idiots! This IS myself! I am my energy and the energy is me; the clones are my and I am the clones!" ElecNinja retorted as he walked towards them while preparing two orbs of energy underneath each of his feet.

Soon, he was actually riding on those orbs of energy like a person on roller skates, except they had the capability to go a hundred times faster than a human.

He rolled slowly towards them to get closer and closer.

"Be your best at the beginning! There is no time at the end!" he said to Crecendo's plea for more time.

Jereko was not actually paying attention to the fact that file was stuck in a battle of life-or-death, because he too was eating at the Mexican restaurant and munching on a mountain of nachos covered in piles of toppings.

"Jereko...Ferye would not want you to be eating Mexican food while his navi is stuck in a battle that could delete him." File grunted.
"I know. Maybe I should go to that Italian one..." Jereko replied as he swallowed a large chunk of nachos and melted cheese.
"No... I mean assisting me in the fight!" File barked with rage.
"Or that Japanese place... Ferye was Japanese." Jereko continued to mumble on and on.
"Or you could at least get good grades in college." File smirked.
"What did you say?" Jereko immediately asked with a deadly look on his face. He despised anyone who would talk about his grades. He was a complete slacker that only remained in his classes through sheer downloading skills. Yup, he downloaded hackware so he could steal answers. It was quite interesting.

Jereko immediately regained grasp of his PET and uploaded a large collection of battle chips.
"You better win because I left my nachos unattended so you could get those chips." Jereko said.
"Gotcha." File replied.

File wasn't going to use his chips yet. He first placed his hand on his chest and tore out an empty .doc. Placing the .doc into a slot in his helmet, his visor came down and began scanning ElecNinja and his energy rollerskating technique. After a few seconds, the empty .doc slid out and was filled with text. File began reading it, but just erased all the text and placed the .doc back into his helmet where he began scanning the clones. He began grinning as he took out the newly filled .doc and inserted it back into the empty space left behind after ripping it out.

File grinned as he splitted into thousands of pieces. The data began rebuilding, but instead of just one File, there were three. However, only one was real while the other two were just copies.

"Go, hold him off." One of the three said. With that, two of them charged at ElecNinja with busters at hand. They had began firing shots at ElecNinja.

OOC: Can't just take my stuff.
<.<
And this is what happens when I watch too much Gurren Lagann.

"Idiots! Baseless fools!" ElecNinja said again as the clones that File had made fell apart into the data that composed them like a man returned to the ground. ElecNinja had a look of disgust on his face as he watch them decompose. After they were gone, his face turned into anger, a cool anger for against the person who tried to copy his techniques. His techniques that he put his life into, his soul, his strength, his personality.

"Your clones have no soul. They are just shells of data. My clones are filled with the man's soul. The soul of the fighter!" he shouted as shots from the now gone clones dissipated into the air. The attacks had no strength because they were shot from soulless beings. They were weak shots from clones composed of data and not humanity.

"You have to bleed for your clones, you have to fight for them, fight with them. And give them the soul of a man!" he shouted as he clenched his hands and lightning energy that appeared to act like flames surrounded them. The flames burned brightly, strongly as his anger flowed through them and gave them power. His righteous anger at a person trying to get the easy way out, the anger of the just. He went into a spin on his roller orbs and span faster and faster until he looked like he was the center of an upside down flaming tornado. And he span faster, which distorted the tornado and it started wavering a bit.

"Thunder Flame Rush!" he shouted to the skies, a shout that even pierced through the roaring of the flame tornado, as his spinning abruptly stopped and had smashed his left hand on the ground where the lightning flame had started to gather in a spiral so quickly that the area was in the mode of chaos "The heart of a man's soul is brighter than the sun! You must embrace it, burn by it, burn with it, burn by it to be a man!" he shouted as the energy started bubbling and looked like it would exploded and destroy everything in it's path.

"I am ElecNinja, the Master of Thunder and Lightning and a holder of the Heart of a Man!" he shouted as the light glowed on his face, and finally, the attack exploded into a giant wave of burning energy that consumed, and destroyed, and annihilated everything in its path. And this giant wave was aimed directly at File. The attack surged towards File as the energy continued to burn, burn with ElecNinja's soul. With the soul of a real man. And as the attack raced towards File, ElecNinja stood up, breathing deeper and faster than before the attack. At the moment, he probably couldn't do any more of attacks of that caliber until about five to ten minutes or so, even with the effects of battle.

OOC:I didn't take your technique that much. File could already split himself up into seperate pieces.

"Alas, I hold no heart or soul. My data was corrupted by viral files that were downloaded into me. I died back then on that faithful day. In which my operator was suffering terrible misery and tried to download certain things that would help him recover from a great loss of a friend who had died. He downloaded files of various information that were made to help recover from mental damage such as psychiatrist programs and lists of other kinds of mental healing, but some were filled with bugs and viruses. At first, the viral files would decimate small pieces of data, but when it reached a certain amount, it was too late. I would slowly be eaten away by viral infection. There was nothing left of myself, only the memory and statistics of my previous form as Remix. The files were eventually cleansed out, and they even began reconstructing to form a new navi. That was me, File.EXE. I was body, and my previous life's main CPU was damaged with the infection, so they took that Personality Core's remaining coding and added more to it to complete it. They placed the coding within a.doc and added it the cluster of neutralized viral files that formed me. From there, my life began. Because my body is just composed of files and no navi data, I am incompatible with many types of programs and data including battle chips. Everything I use was either built into me or reconfigured to match my coding." File said placidly as he watched the blast heading towards his direction. "So you see, there is nothing to live for, and your beliefs of heart and whatever rubbish you speak has no meaning towards me. And for my clones, they are me. As you kill them off, you kill part of me. But that doesn't matter, because I cannot die. If you were to delete me, I would simply return to kill you in time's pass. I cannot be deleted forever because I am just made of files, files that can't be deleted by navi-like. You can hurt me with whatever you choose, custom programs, battle chips, whatever, but I can't be deleted forever because somewhere else in this world, I live. I am File.EXE, a navi composed of limitless amounts of files. You can kill me here, but I am immortal. Somewhere else there is a file that will completely kill a navi and create a new navi of files. That will be me. But still..." File continued as the blast was still heading towards him. "I refuse to die here like this by filthy lower being's hands such as yours!"

File decomposed into a group of floating files, and began hovering above the giant wave of energy, only to avoid the blast by an inch. Certain files were slightly seared by the blast. File had reformed his top body, but his lower body was still in a form of hovering files.

"I refuse to be defeated by the likes of you after what you did to me in my previous life!" File snarled.
"Data Scatter!" He roared as his hand was shot at ElecNinja. As the hand was flying towards the target, it slowly destablilized into seperate files that seemed only to be stuck together by a weak magnetism. Data Scatter was File's equivalent of a buster except for the fact that busters produced more data and File couldn't, so he had to use pieces of himself to attack.

Crecendo sat on a rock and watched the two battlers, "Hey cadet? Couild you send me some Maple Syrup Serum?"
"Sure," His op replied, "I'm just waiting for Jereko to decide where to eat next."
"Activating PA : sap, atk+30, hp+30 : Maple Syrup Serum"

Crecendo took ahold of the liquid, emptied the bottle, and rushed into the fray. "Hmm... Crecendo, Coxwain, Commander, or Ace? Who do you want to fight, Elec?" He asked, "Band, Navy, Army, or Air force?"

"Get back here you Canadian!"(No offense.) File yelled as he used Data Scatter again except with his other hand. The attack was just to grab and pull Crescendo into the battle.

"Now fight for your life, fool." File said coldly with an icy glare.

File began using Data Scatter more and more, slowly files of his own body were shot at ElecNinja, but as one group of data was shot at ElecNinja, another group of data would return.

OOC: You guys really need to start fighting together.
<.<
>.>
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"Then you shall not be able to hurt me." ElecNinja said in response to Files little monologue about his life. "And I will be able to defeat you, every time you come at me. Every single time, you will be defeated and I will be victorious. For the heart of man is a fighter's heart. The heart of the victor."

ElecNinja looked calmly as the files went towards him; it was a stupid attack because it was held together by magnetism, something that he could notice due to his affinity with electricity. "United you stand, Separated you fall." He then produced four Thunder clones that surrounded him and morphed into a spherical barrier that repelled the small insignificant pieces of data like flies into a fire. The barrier also produced a magnetic field that diverged the files and made many of them miss their intended target, and some even breaking up while in mid flight.

He stood their calmly with his hands crossed and tucked under his armpits as the data flew to the side, burst in the air, or burned as they touched the barrier. "You say that you have nothing to live for, then why are you alive? Your entire existence is a hypocrisy because you are still alive. Which means that you have something to live for, doesn't it? You say that you are greater than me. But you actually aren't. Because a greater being has a purpose for existence, he has some goal to fulfill. You are just a weakling that runs away. A coward that won't accept death. People who are unwilling to die are unwilling to fight!"

"You are an idiot that doesn't stand that there is someone better than you. That won't accept the fact that I defeated you in a fair fight. You are too busy thinking highly of yourself. And look at this! You degraded yourself. You are actually weaker than you were before!" ElecNinja continued to say as the barrier stood strong and even started to twist a little. That twisting motion soon turned into a slow spin that got faster and faster, until everything that was inside the barrier was now a blur. With the files now being deflected from him due to both magnetism and the spinning wind that was now blowing around him.

OOC:Look, it says the group of files seem to be held together by magnetism. not exactly by magnetism. I couldn't think of any other way to explain it and how it appeared.

"My life is none of your concern. However, your words are very touching...Perhaps my goal shall be... To bring death upon all those who oppose me, such as you." File said with his eyes closed. He just stood there, ceasing his assault. "Weakling, idiot, coward, call me what you like. I care not for your opinion."

File suddenly dashed at ElecNinja with an arm to strike with. He was preparing a brutal beatdown with his bare hands. File wanted to witness the defeat of ElecNinja without weaponry.

OOC: It's both really. Electricity can induce magnetism in objects. So I took that property and used it. And you should have said it acted like it was held together by magnetism, but there wasn't any magnetic force in it.

Oh, and rushing into a giant spinning electric barrier is usually a bad idea.
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"And yet you are moved by my opinion. Hypocrite!" ElecNinja said as the barrier widened and then allowed File to enter in. "Tssh, you think you can defeat me in a one-on-one fight. With your twisted goals of destruction."

"Come, meet your doom." he said as the barrier closed in on File slowly. ElecNinja had simply rolled away from File's initial dash and stood off to the side while the moving, spinning barrier surrounded them.

"You should have been wise and waited. You will need every help you can in order to even harm me." he said as stared as File, who was now in the center of the barrier. "This is your death place for now; enjoy it while it lasts."

OOC:The guy is mentally unstable.

"I think not." File replied as his balled-up fist and arm had changed into a sword. He headed in the reverse direction and slashed constantly at the barrier until it was had an open space. File converted himself into many files and flew out of the barrier.

OOC: I know, but you didn't even acknowledge the barrier in your post. So I was just reminding you of it.
Besides, you can't just say that the barrier goes away because you slash at it with your widdle sword.
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ElecNinja was calm as File attempted to slash through the barrier and failed. Miserably. File's sword was actually torn to pieces by the high velocity movement of the barrier and burnt to a crisp by the lightning energy surging through it.

And when File decided that it was time to leave, ElecNinja let him by opening a gap in the barrier. He wanted a good fight, so he would let his opponents recuperate. He still kept up his barrier as he moved towards the center and stood there.

OOC:I said tiny open space just so he could escape. I'm not dying yet.

OOC: You didn't. You said an open space. Which means that the barrier was destroyed.
<.<
Choose your words wisely.

OOC:... Just get on with it.

OOC: It's your turn if you forgot.

Crecendo, annoyed that Elecninja hadn't answered his question, transferred into his Ace form.
His armour lightened into an almost white, the musical note becoming an image of a propeller. His gold crossguards became a pewtery colour.
He began flying around aimlessly above the two and blasted wind at elec during random intervals.

"About time, Crescendo!" File yelled. He leapt back from where he was to be further away from ElecNinja.
"Jereko, send me BinCoBlur." File said.
"Whatever." Jereko replied as he inserted a chip. After doing so, he grabbed a handful of topping-covered nachos and stuck it in his mouth.

File recieved the chip, and in his hand was an orb with 1's and 0's floating around in it.
"Binary Coding Blurring!" File yelled as he chucked the orb straight into the ground. Suddenly, it seemed as though everything began to dematerialize, and 1's and 0's started to appear. In place of every bit of visual data, it had changed into binary coding, even all the navis.

"How will you find me now, Elecninja?!" File smirked. Everything and everyone was blended into one mess of 1's and 0's, making it impossible to find anyone else.

OOC: ElecNinja did answer the question. Choose for yourself fool. Basically
:P

ElecNinja yawned. Then he specifically addressed Crecendo, "Idiot, electricity is derived from wind. And guess what you just shot at me? Your wind is my power. Friction creates static electricity, which I can use to annihilate you."

Then even though he couldn't produce any more electricity due to the energy strain of the barrier, he could still manipulate it. And as the winds clashed and the dust, dirt, and debris collided and rubbed against each other, static electricity was formed. ElecNinja gathered that energy and shot out a single beam of the wind towards the cloud of chaotic 1's and 0's.

"And the other idiot" ElecNInja said. "Chaos envies order in this world." he said over the roar of the wind that was both blasted at him and surrounded him. The electricity that he sent towards the 1's and 0's provided them with power. The initial power that started the chain reaction of combinations like elements seeking completeness. The cloud of 1's and 0's soon turned into random bits of landmass data that would seem impossible anywhere else. It was a mixture of mountains, deserts, freezing tundras, grassy plains, and other random things.

ElecNinja continued to smile with his arm crossed inside the barrier. These types of opponents were fun to toy with. He stood there, smiling as the barrier rotated around him creating a wall of moving electric energy and a wall of gushing wind. Too bad he couldn't really attack from here. Oh well, he will attack once he sees them actually breaking through. Probably surprise them as they realize the barrier is gone.

When everything had rematerialized completely, File was no where in sight. Of course, you would expect him to be hiding, that was incorrect. He was just about everywhere you would find him. He had splitted into seperate files, scattered everywhere, every piece was armed in their own way, preparing for an unavoidable assault.

OOC: Ew at Avy.
<.<
>.>
I've probably made worse. XD

ElecNinja stood there smiling. He was confident, but not overconfident for he was prepared for an attack. He stood there thinking of how to make this battle more interesting.

His body began changing a bit, the yellow stripes that were strewn around his body and were glowing just a bit started to increase in intensity. Soon his body was engulfed in light and lightning sparks were flying off and striking the ground, ElecNinja's body, and the barrier. After a moment of concentration, the sparks were all directed towards the barrier.

"Energy limiter 75% taken off. Energy output 95% efficient. Total output 71.25% of total." ran across a clear screen right in front of ElecNinja.

"Good. This is acceptable. Prepare yourself for your defeat. It doesn't matter where, how, and who you are. You will be driven away by this." ElecNinja said out to both Crecendo and File.

Ace created a barrier of wind, drawing all non-navi data towards him.
"Cadet, upload wndurbine, cannon, and chrgblst!"
*More obnoxious munching* "But I was just enjoying my nachos!" Came the reply.
"Cadet, if I'm deleted, the backups are coming out of your..."
"FINE!" Yelled the netop, shoving the chips in his PET.
*SYSTEM ERROR, UNABLE TO READ*
"AAARRRrrghhh!!!" Shouted Cadet, as he dropped the PET, crackling with electricity.
Ace began flickering, a grey aura surrounded him, a garbled buster appeared on his arm. Tendrils of blue electricity traveled from it, creeping up his arm and across his entire body.
"C-*Shhhck*Cadet!*Phizzz* You got nacho-chee*Pop*in the PET!*CRACKLE!*"

"I. AM. IMMORTAL!!!!!" File screamed with ear-bleeding intensity and began laughing maniacally. He reformed into his navi self, except he had major data distortion. Parts were missing, demonic features were there, plenty of deformalities(I dunno if that's even a word.)."Should I die here, shall I live somewhere else!"

File removed about 80 files directly from his chest and tossed them at ElecNinja. he then took an equal amount and threw them at Crescendo. The files attached to each navi and it couldn't be removed through any ways.

"Those files attached to both of you are part of me, and if I am deleted for now, through inexplicable ways, I will rebuild myself with your data." File chuckled. "If anyone of you live through this, those files will leech off you and help recreate me." File stood silent. "However, I'm not going down with a fight!"

The unstable navi began laughing maniacally once again as holes of data appeared in many parts of him. from the holes shot out blasts of highly concentrated energy.

Crecendo's program had been mutilated and an auto-save back-up feature was locked in position. He began absorbing all of the PET's and File's programs and made them part of his own template. His mutant image began to take on the charachteristics of file, his weapons became more like they were from a sci-fi film, and his personality was a combo of all Cadet's favorite shows, mingled with his own.

"*Activate Emergency command holo-*Fire photon torp-*Fire proton Torp-*Fire Phase-*Avoid Blaster fi-*I'm Hit*Stay on targ-*Hey, we're on the interweb, visit us at cornergas dot co-*I am you're-* own grandpa, it sounds funny I know, but-*Perish in the fires of mount-*Honnahnoiloiblah, Mount hona-what?! Mount Hona-*DIE EARTHLINGS*The crate didn't dissappeare, you collected-* I AM IMMORTAL!*Woh, that was weird!" He exclaimed

OOC: You can't autohit. Besides, I still have the swirling barrier of doom covering me.

ElecNinja smirked as the file that File threw at him was incinerated as it touched his barrier. He was a first class moron in fighting. And so was the other dude.

"Please, at least try to fight me intelligently, and don't babble on over such stuff without really doing anything." he said with a bit of anger in his voice as his body continued to glow inside the spinning barrier.

"Oh well, it's not like it matters. Like I said earlier. You can't hurt me because I have the heart of a man, a burning heart that consumes reason and logic and fights to the end." he then said more calmly and coolly than before as he drew his right hand above him, with the palm facing the top of the barrier. He then drew the surrounding energy into his palm, where it formed a spinning, chaotic orb in an instant.

"Soul of a Man Attack! Lightning Dragon Bite!" ElecNinja shouted. And after he shouted, energy spiraled out of the orb and into the air mutating into the shape of an oriental dragon. The dragon then dashed from where it was at speeds that were very close to the speed of lightning; it dashed towards some place and then turned and dashed right at Crecendo. After engulfing Crecendo, it would head for File with a burning rage that caused it to rip through the land to crush File.

But, ElecNinja had withheld some of the energy so that he will have the capability to escape if he really needed to.

"That is ilogical* Death to* Federation starships!"
*Program merge complete, weapon systems active*
Crecendo gave a twisted smirk and raised his buster, "Photon torpedo!"

A ball of explosive energy flashed towards Elecninja, "It seems I have many souls, making me superior* you will be assimilated, resistance is* a gas online? Visit us at* Lame-out-loud* dot com. WAIT!*I am your father!"
He activated a red lightsabre, running towards Elecninja.