Christmas Bells: Chapter 1

“Twas the day before Christmas, in the EXE Warrior Community, there was a man who hated Christmas and the holiday spirit. His name was Zero, and he ran a small business in town…”

Young Tennet sat on the floor holding a ball while wrapped up in a blanket. “But Grandpa Saito, isn’t Zero that really jolly old man who lives down the street?”

Saito leaned forward in his rocking chair and smacked Tennet with his cane. “Shut up and let me tell my story.”

Tennet frowned. “Sorry Grandpa.” He rubbed his head where his grandpa had hit him with his giant cane, pun not intended.

“Anyway, the story starts with two other people… two good friends….” As Grandpa Saito began to tell his story, the screen zoomed out and the Christmas music cued in.

The screen zoomed into the peaceful community of EXEW. It was morning, and the scene focused on an apartment, decorated for Christmas, and covered in snow. Now, let’s focus on one of the rooms.

“Yo, PZ. Mind getting me another Soda?” KKL was sprawled upon the couch, being lazy like usual.

From the kitchen, PZ threw a two-liter of Mountain Dew at KKL with the speed of a motherfucking bullet train. KKL caught it deftly with one hand, opened it and drank it, while watching the news.

“Wow. Holy shit. This Mountain Dew tastes like it was thrown from a fucking bullet train. This is good stuff.” KKL took another gulp.

The newsreporter, Sero, was talking about the Christmas fever. “Christmas is coming, tomorrow! And the shopping district seems empty for some reason. But prices are way way down, and go go go! Christmas is only tomorrow for you late shoppers.

Instantly, in that one moment, KKL and PZ had the same thoughts running through their heads.

“Damn it. I forgot to buy presents.” They both said it at the same time, and sighed.

“Let’s go!” PZ grabbed his wallet and began putting on his coat, and so did KKL.

KKL wondered. “PZ, do you even have money? You bought a PS3 a while ago, didn’t you…?”

PZ grinned. “That wasn’t my actual cash. Remember that bet I made with Guy Phoenix about who’d win the tournament?”

KKL smacked himself in the face. “You mean, you?”

PZ sighed. “Well, yeah. But we’re missing the greater point here. I won, I got money, AND I got Guy Phoenix’s money. I used his money to get my PS3. I still have my money, so that makes me pretty rich at the moment. Well, let’s get to the shopping district and stuff.”

KKL opened the door. “Sounds good to me.”

PZ and KKL arrived at the shopping district, and looked at the line of stores: not too busy. Just perfect. However so, they decided to stop by the fast-food restaurant and pick up some grub, regardless of the fact that KKL chugged that two-liter of Mountain Dew on the train. They walked through the door to see ZeroRush frying burgers at the open grill, while talking to Ejsaxdude, who was eating some fries.

“Yo! Happy Christmas Eve!” PZ waved as he took the seat next to Ejsaxdude, and KKL took the other seat.

Ejsaxdude turned his head and grinned. “Hey PZ, KKL. Finish your Christmas Shopping yet?”

PZ shook his head and laughed. “Of course not! We’re just-(KKL pounded the table and called out to ZeroRush, “BURGERBURGERSTEAKFOODDRINKFRIES WHOOOOOO”)- starting to go shopping, but we uh, decided to come eat first. Sup ZR.” PZ nodded at ZeroRush as he flipped another burger.

ZeroRush jerked his head toward KKL’s direction. “Why’s he so hyper?”

“He just drank Two-Liters of Mountain Dew. Explainable.”

Ejsaxdude laughed. “Just like usual…”

ZeroRush tossed two plates of food at PZ and KKL, who each caught it deftly and began eating. They talked for a while and it was then that they heard a commotion outside the store.

It was Zero. He was yelling at his employee, Lunar.

“Just where are you going!? You have over 200 forms to fill out for me! Tell me!” Zero took the pipe out of his mouth and glared.

“But, but… tomorrow’s Christmas! I have to be home with my family!” Lunar was on his knees, begging.

“Absolutely not! You also have to translate the books into 1337 for the bordering town! And BAH. CHRISTMAS!? Elephant sticks! Get back to work now, you swine!” Zero picked up Lunar by the back of his coat, and dragged him out of sight.

PZ frowned. “Poor Lunar. I don’t think he’ll make it to the Christmas Eve party tonight…”

KKL turned around. “That sucks… Got a milkshake, ZeroRush, old buddy?”

Zerorush was wiping a dish. “Only if you do 100 pushups on one hand.”

KKL got up and was eager to do it, but PZ stood up and began walking out, as he was done. “You go ahead. I’m going to go ahead and get that mini-blood maker set for PhantomRiku.” He paused. “That sounded wrong. Oh well.”

The scene zoomed out once again, and we end up seeing Grandpa Saito again.

“Grandpa, Grandpa, why’d you stop?” Tennet frowned, as Grandpa Saito got up stroking his long flowing beard.

“It’s my Christmas Special on the science of HAWT BLOODED COURAGE. Don’t interrupt me. I’ll be back in half an hour anyway.” He limped away and began watching TV.

Tennet walked to the window, and watched the snow-wait why is there a man in a panda suit standing in the house across from them playing DDR?-fall, and the Moon shone high above them.

I'm still watching that special. Gtfo.

Funny fic. I still hate Ejaxs for being more well known for RPing than me............................

*sniffles*

rofl WHAT.

I wanna be renowned too...............that's all I'm saying...............

Oh quit crying it's only a fic.

Zero's comment wasn't directed at you.

Uh, I didn't pick Ejsaxdude to be there because he was favorite RPer. I put him there because he's my friend? >_>

And geez, all you've EVER said about the Favorite RPer thing ever since he won it is why Ejsaxdude got it instead of you. Jeez, it's only an opinionated vote and it was for fun. The MORE you whine about the less likely you will win favorite RPer. Please take it somewhere else; this kind of discussion does not belong in fanfiction.

Whoa guys, I was just kidding. A little Christmas joke y'know..............sorry Manly Kamina. BTW, I only mentioned the award once and it was a joke too...................

I can see through you. You're about as transparent as the Invisible Man without clothes on.

Me eat you up?















Funny stuff.

Soup.

Fixed, off-topic discussion ended.

I R GET A MINI-BLOOD MAEKER FRUM PZ.

LVLUP.

PhantomRiku Lv.1 -> 2

PhantomRiku -> PhantomRiku 2.0

=D

Nice

Whaaa! I was included! Great job PZ it's great. I hope to see more. XD






On another note...







Merry Christmas Sora! =D
Oh! Don't worry it's just a joke.. :3

I haven't had the greatest of days today! =D

Quickly, more story.

Aniki is a lazy-ass fucktard admin, expect the next chapter in a week. :wry:

That is expected of every admin here. Though the word filter seems to be busted.

I prefer the term, busy. :hmm:

Lolwut? Yeah; sure... "busted..."

>_>;

NEED MOAR CHRISTMAS BELLZ.

What word filter? :tom:

DoTA? anyway, I want to see what scrooge does !!

woot finally... i get to read this... good choice on grandpa and grandson if you(PZ) want to know why as Saito or me on MSN... and no not because i'm in it...

Try to keep this one up, unlike the court one. This'll probably be good anyway.

Chapter 2

The Christmas special finished, and Grandpa Saito walked back and sat down. “Ok, so where were we…? Oh right. Let’s skip right to the important part.”

Tennet clutched his stuffed Ultralisk and smiled.

“So Zero McScrooge went home that night on Christmas Eve…”

~~~~~

Zero walked into his room with his robe on. It was night, and he lit the lamp next to his bed and admired the mounted infested terrans on his wall, and jumped into bed. “Stupid Holiday. Who cares about Christmas anyway…? Screw them all I’ll work Lunar to death."

Zero drifted off to sleep, and he wasn’t sure when but he started dreaming. Zero felt that someone was in his room, and he sat up in his bed to look around. He finally noticed someone standing in the dark…

“Boo.”

“AHHHHHRHGHAGSDOGHIOSD. Who’s there!? I’ll shoot you!” Zero cowered under his blanket as the figure grew closer.

“…S…Sara?” It was unmistakable. The founder of the EXE Warrior community was standing before her.

“Who? My name is the Ghost of Christmas Past. It’s nice to meet you, Zero McScrooge.”

“...I’m going back to sleep. This is just a dream.” Zero made to go to sleep but Sara grabbed him by the neck and flew with him out the house.

“WHAT. HEY PUT ME-AHHH WE’RE FLYING! WE’RE GOING TO DIEEEEEEE!” Zero flailed his arms about, scared for his life.

“Oh shut up. I’m just showing you the past~” Sara giggled as she said this.

Sara and Zero flew down to a snowy playground, on Christmas day. There were tons of children playing games and having snowball fights.

Zero sniffled. “This… this is my elementary school playground…”

Sara laughed. “Well I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. What did you expect? Which kid are you?” She hovered around, with her hand over her eyebrows so she could peek around.

Zero instantly flew over to the bench, where a boy was playing checkers by himself. “…THE… THE MEMORIES! OH GOD.” Zero bawled.

Sara sighed. “…So uh. Why are you by yourself? You’re not playing with the other children?” Sara had followed Zero once he began moving around.

“No. I kind of didn’t fit in with the rest of the kids…” Zero wiped his eyes. “Can we uh, go now?”

Sara raised her eyebrows. “Why so Zero McScrooge?”

Before Zero could answer, a bunch of kids ran up to younger Zero and began throwing snowballs at him all at once. “TAKE THIS NERDY NERD NERD NERD!”

Zero frowned. “That’s why.”

Sara sighed. “Let’s go then.” As Sara picked up Zero to fly away, younger Zero whipped out a fucking mini-Goldion Hammer out of god damn nowhere and ran at the other kids screaming “HIKARI NI NARE!”

…Right. Anyway.

Moments later they came down at a house, where a party was going on. Christmas decorations were up, and there was a festive mood inside.

Sara flew inside the house with Zero and asked him once again if he knew where they were.

Zero shook his head. “I… I’m not sure.”

“This is your 18th Christmas, hun.”

As if on cue, they heard young Zero’s voice talking with a young woman.

“But, but why on earth are you leaving me? I… what about all those times where you and I…” Young Zero hung his head.

“It’s just you! You’re just so greedy, all you do is take from people. And the fact that you have a fetish with children just tops it all off as horrible.”

“What!? I don’t have a fetish for lolis! I just watch a lot of anime, that’s all!” Both Zeros started to tear up, but the older Zero stepped back.

“Enough excuses! I’ve had enough of your greed! I’m sorry Zero, but I’m leaving you!” The girl took off her ring and put it in young Zero’s hand before running out of the house.

Both Zeros chased after the girl, and stopped as they reached outside; she had already disappeared.

Younger Zero fell on his knees, as the door closed behind him.

“PENDANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The scream pierced the sky, as older Zero sobbed. Sara came up behind him and handed a tissue, which he accepted and blew his nose with.

“Ghost of Christmas Past! Take me back, No more! I don’t want to see any more!” Zero screamed in agony, as he sobbed along with his past self.

“I’m sorry, Zero McScrooge. But you have two more ghosts to see, before you can wake from this. And it seems like the Ghost of Christmas Present is on his way. I will take my leave now.” Sara bowed her head, and flied away. Zero could only stare after her in shock. There were… TWO MORE GHOSTS… Two more. He didn’t think his stomach could take it anymore, it was rumbling like cra-oh wait. It’s probably just because of all the Axel Noodles © he had this afternoon. Damn it.

Just then, fireworks exploded in the sky, and smoke appeared all around him as the scenery faded into the background.

“What? What is this…?”

”HEAR ME MORTAL, I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT! FEAR ME AND BOW DOWN, BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WILL EAT YOUR INNARDS, SON.” The voice boomed as a figure flew at him with giant wings.

It… It was…

“You! You’re-“

Grandpa Saito sneezed. “Sorry about that, Tennet. My stomach hurts a bit and I’ve got a bit of a cold. God damn those Axel Noodles ©! I knew they would try to kill me, but I’ve got my HAWT BLOODED COURAGE!” Grandpa Saito stood up and ran into the bathroom and shut the door.

“MY TOILET PAPER WILL PIERCE THE HIGHEST DIARRHEA!”

Sara bowed her head, and flied away

bowed her head, and flied away

her head, and flied away

head, and flied away

and flied away

flied away

Really Now?!

Hikari. Ni. Nare.

Also, AXEL NOOOOOOOOOOOODLES ©! :wry:

Za Warudo!!

Also, stuffed Ultralisk.

I'ma betcha the winged Ghost of christmas present is none other than Guy Ponix

that stuffed ultralisk is so stuffed... what about a hydra? is amazing! lol this was awesome... i am awaiting next time and AXEL NOOODLESSS©!!!!!!!

Dear god no.

Guy Phoenix= Ghost Of Christmas Future.

The title reminds of "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC....
Anyways, great stuff MK, great stuff. I told my friend Ryan the same thing. He'll never have a GF if he has that fetish.... *Shudders*

... <_< ... >_> ...

inb4 :hmm: zeor liek pendant

Lolikon? On Zero's Hard Drive?

It's more likely than you think.

Dear god no.

if i was to get stuffed lings i'd get two for the price of one right?

pednat.....;-;