The darkest of places, the area of ultimate battles... Yes, in the real world, I have found... THE UNDERNET!

http://theundernet.com/

... Yay?

Not dark and evil enough.

oh ya go to www.something.com

Or is it...?

Maybe the site is working behind the scenes...
HMMMM?
>.>
Yeah, I went to Rawr.com, not much there. The space was for sale.

... Just needed something to signal my... not exactly revival, but the sign I will be coming around a tad more often. Oh, by the way, why, in the first place, was there a most Mokujin contest, (there is only one Mokujin... Whom, despite the what you said, I DID tie with you on that one battle those ages ago), and secondly, why was I in it? Maybe at one point I was somewhat on my way of becoming a Mokujin Jr. of sorts, but I am no longer like that, whatsoever. I have found peace and solace in the madness of my brain, which allows me to come with enough strangeness to allow my classmates in my high school the need to always look over their back to make sure some terrifying beast of horrid, awesome, darkness with eyes on it's teeth doesn't maul their face, or something. In anycase, what's been going on.

I hacked into the so-called black undernet and discovered top-secret military operations in Antarctica.

Me too. They're creating genetically-altered seals.

With LASERS on their heads.

No they are bears with freaken lazer beams for eyes

No, they are sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads, and NO, I will not throw you a frickin' bone here!

O Rly

Ya Rly.

Not rly.

Can i but in?

I eat white space :3