Based off of Pikachu's Naruto Chatroom. Contains some suggestive language.

Click click click tap tap tap... BEEP!
-Ultimate Armor has Signed On.-

Absolute: yo x
Ultimate Armor: wut up 0
Absolute: nuten...
Absolute: hey, Layer called me.
Ultimate Armor: ORLY nao?
Absolute: YARLY. she wants to go out. ken u 2x date with me? I think Alia wanted to do something too...
Ultimate Armor: Yeah, she did. It's a week from our anniversary.
Absolute: All serious now, are we?
Ultimate Armor: Mmhm. What should I get her?
Absolute: Iunno. It's her.
Ultimate Armor: What's that supposed to mean?
Absolute: Well... It IS your 19th birthday tomorrow... And it IS HERS a 4 days after that... ;)
Ultimate Armor: B| GTFO. I'm not giving her sex for our 5th anniversary.
Absolute: Is the Blue Bomber scared of a naked woman? A HOT naked woman, might I add?
Ultimate Armor: So you've seen Alia naked, eh? *charges buster*
Absolute: Of course not... I'm messin' with ya! :XD:

-Angelic has Signed On-
-Angelic has Joined the Conversation-

Angelic: wuddup homys?!
Absolute: What's up, Axl...
Ultimate Armor: Hmm.
Angelic: Hey, guess what? I have a date with Palette! t0t@l w1n!
Ultimate Armor: Just don't screw up. She's a very nice girl.
Absolute: That'd you'd like to screw.
Ultimate Armor: *fires cannon*
Angelic: Sweet hell. You really like Palette?
Ultimate Armor: No. Pretty sure Zero likes Layer.
Absolute: Uhhh... *slashes*
Ultimate Armor: OK, whatever.
Ultimate Armor: So... I give her... THAT for our anniversary?
Absolute: Yeah. Pretty sure she'll like it.
Ultimate Armor: OK, gotta go. Must... mentally... prepare...
Absolute: It's easy. It's just in and out... >_<
Ultimate Armor: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: :slowpoke:
Ultimate Armor: Yeah, but doesn't it hurt the first time?
Absolute: It hurts... But it feels good at the same time. Don't think. Just do.
Angelic: Her. *high5?*
Absolute: Nice one. *high5*
Ultimate Armor: Very nice. *high5*
Absolute: Go 'mentally prepare.'
Ultimate Armor: K. So let's go to the Giga City Shopping Arcade Friday?
Absolute: Yeah. Meet you there. Bring condoms.
Absolute Armor: :slowpoke:
=Ultimate Armor has Signed Off=
=Absolute has Signed Off=
Angelic: Damn. Guess I won't get a chance to tell them about my make-out session...
=Angelic has Signed Off=

I'm going to go ahead and give this a thumbs down.

:(

nye. i didn't really think about it much. Just wrote based on convos me friends and i had.

wow... wtf bro

Lawls. Now I wanna write an ACTUAL fanfiction about thes.

Oh thank god it's fiction.

Oya... If you're wondering, the Axl is based off of my IMs.

That Absolute dude needs to get a life XD but um... yeah these message thingys are getting out of hand, the Naruto Chat was the only one that was a little funny. lets leave this while we are ahead >.>

...how's about having them talk about something else? Zero here seems kinda...:psyduck:

..... WTF. :XD:

Hmm... Yeah, I guess the im things are kinda out of hand now... ah, well. time to go please my adult audience. :XD:

Zero sounds like a faggot.

So does Zero.

wait Zero-chan??

please continue!

...say what?