This was written by me in April 2007. I've gotten better at writing, but this one was done when I was lacking in inspiration when it came to my own characters. This is a character of a friend, DNR.EXE. DNR is a doctor-like Navi with an insane personality. His Operator, Polonius, gets scared easily when it comes to injuries. I hope you enjoy the read. There's another 'fanfic' after this one.

DNR VS. MetoolEX3

"Hey Polonius!" shouted DNR as he ran over the streets of ACDC Net, "Look what I can do!" And with those words, he put one of the scalpel blade's side into the ground and launched himself into the air. Making two spins in the air, he landed on his feet again. He picked up his blade again after he ran towards it, panting slightly, and extended his arms to the sides. "Ta-dah!" he shouted with a smile while looking at Polonius in a small floating window. "E-Eh... You could've h-hurt yours-self... DNR... B-Be careful," Polonius replied with a shaky voice, thinking about the consequences that could've occured if the landing would've been less perfect. "Pshaw!" DNR reacted as he waggled a finger from left to right of his free head in front of Polonius' face. Pulling the hand back, he pressed his thumb against his chest while his tongue dropped out of his mouth slightly and said, "I am immortal!" "O-OK," said Polonius quietly as he took some chips in his hands, "L-Let's look for some viruses..."

Making great steps over the street, DNR held a hand above his eyes like an indian as if it'd improve his sight over the Net plains. "Hey Pooooloooo," DNR said as he continued walking with large steps and his legs stretched all the time, "I think I got lost." "N-No... The m-map says we're still i-in ACDC. AH! I mean... You're s-still in ACDC," Polonius said as he clicked some buttons on his PET while his hands were a bit shaky. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!" shouted DNR as he ran out with his arms hanging behind his body while his legs became a blur in the motion, "I found me a virus!" "W-Where?" Polonius asked as he took his face closer to the screen of the PET, "I don't s-see it." DNR stopped running instantly, his upperbody acting as it was elastic until it was in its normal state again. Quickly taking out a picture of the virus he saw from their database folders, he planted it against the screen for Polonius to see. "AH!" shouted Polonius as he fell backwards on his butt after seeing the huge picture of the virus. "It's just a Metool..." muttered DNR as he put the file back slowly. "B-But..." started Polonius as he got up slowly, "It's H-H-HUGE!" "No way!" said DNR as he looked as he took out the picture again to check it out, "It's a little thingie. Hmmm... Maybe..." Tilting the picture sideways constantly and looking at it from different angles, he suddenly held it close to his face and hummed as if he was thinking. "Yes," he said slowly while he moved the picture downwards slowly, "It is huge. But then..." Running forwards again, he pointed at a virus in the distance after stopping again and spoke to Polonius. "What is that?" he asked while tilting his head to the right side.

"Ah! That's it!" shouted Polonius, his entire body immediately starting to tremble again, "W-Wait... Get closer..." DNR saluted and ran towards the virus to investigate it. It was a green metool with a black cross on it and an impressive looking pickaxe in its non-existant hands. "It's... Small..." muttered Polonius. "Awesome investigation, Polonius!" shouted DNR as he gave Polonius a thumbs up. "Anyone c-could see this virus is small..." continued Polonius while glaring at DNR, "W-What was that huge thing b-before?" "Same picture," said DNR while looking innocently at Polonius with a large smile on his face, "Can I attack now?" Polonius sighed softly and nodded as only reply to his Navi. "Vwoot!" shouted DNR and ran out towards the virus, "Hey, virus! DNR, the eradicator of ailments, is here! Prepare to meet your doom!" But before DNR could pull off any attack, he got struck by a wave that came over the ground and was blasted backwards. A large crack in the ground was visible by the virus after DNR stood up and he just put his hands in his sides while keeping the scalpel blade away from his own body. "That was NOT fair!" he shouted, "Who said I was finished with my speech!?" "P-Please... Can we get o-on with it...?" asked Polonius softly. "Oh. Oh right. Sure. Getting on it. Of course. Naturally. Verily," DNR replied in a flurry of words. Putting on of the sides of his scalpel onto the ground, he dragged it with him as he started to run towards the enemy while strafing from left to right. Paying attention this time, he noticed an attack coming from his enemy and jumped into the air. "HAHA!" he shouted as he spun around his scalpel blade very quickly, causing him to float above his enemy. Switching the position of the blade, he pointed its pointy part towards the Metool and let himself drop upon it. However, the blade hit the solid helmet of the Metool and he bounced away from it as if his blade became a pogo stick. "Aw buggah," DNR said as he flew through the air only to be headed back to the ground. Landing on the ground with his feet set apart, he grunted slightly. "That did not go well!" he said and stood straight up, "Got any pointers?" "N-Nuh-uh... I don't k-know this bad guy..." Polonius muttered and went through his chips slowly. Picking up a chip, he accidentally dropped it and lost sight of his PET as he kneeled down to pick it up again.

"OK, show time," said DNR quietly and charged out for the virus with his blade tightly in his right hand, "It's time for surgery!" DNR jumped into the air, as the Metool launched another of his ground-based attacks, and landed with his feet on the shield of said virus. Crouching slightly, he held his head to the shield and started to gnaw on it with his teeth while keeping the pickaxe away with his own weapon. "Nice material," he complimented to the Metool and created a box that was floating in the air. Bending backwards as if he was made of some gel material, he grinned wide at the face of the Metool and spoke to it softly. "Prepare to be assimilated," he whispered and, after saying those words, moved his body back into a regular position. He opened the box and stuck his hand into it while singing a song softly, "And Margaritha isn't coming home yeeeeet~ No, she's in Floridaaaaa~ Margaritha is my little bonitaaaa~ My little bonitaaaa~" He stopped singing as he pulled out a large syringe with an odd light purple liquid. "Wheeeeeeeeee!" he shrieked as he stuck the needle of said syringe through the shield of the Metool and injected the fluids into its helpless body. Jumping off of it, he posed in front of the Metool as he landed on the ground again. The Metool had closed its eyes entirely, falling into a deep deep sleep while DNR put a cap over his mouth and some white gloves over his regular gloves. Pulling apart his scalpel blade, he separated the blades from each other so he would have a scalpel in each hand and walked over to the Metool threatingly. "Resistance is futile," he muttered quietly and started to perform operations on the Metool.

Polonius, who had passed out temporarily after bumping his head against the edge of the table he had his PET on, came to and slowly stood up. "HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY!" came from his PET constantly for at least ten minutes straight until Polonius got a clear sight of everything again. "HEY HEY HEY!" shouted DNR as Polonius took the PET from the table and brought it to him as he remained sitting on his ground. "Welcome back," DNR said with a large smile. "Welcome back," came another voice similar to DNR's voice but slightly more squeeky. "W-What..." muttered Polonius who hadn't put his mind in proper order yet, "My... S-Sight isn't proper yet... I see t-two of you, DNR." "This is Mini-DNR!" DNR shouted as he picked up a small thing from the ground and showed it to Polonius. "Isn't that t-the... Metool?" Polonius stammered but he started to slowly understand it. "DNR..." muttered Polonius softly as he looked at the screen. "Yes, Polonius?" asked DNR as his head popped out from behind the thing he held in his hands. "Is t-there any reason t-that virus has the same f-face as you...?" Polonius asked with squinted eyes. "Duh!" DNR replied and put his new friend on the ground. It was the shape of a Metool, but it had DNR's face instead of its normal black face. Its helmet had been replaced for dashing pearl white hair that covered one eye. "Poyo," said the Mini-DNR softly and smiled at Polonius. "It's... Your head... On legs..." muttered Polonius before he passed out again and fell backwards on the ground. "Oi... POLONIUS!" shouted DNR as he pressed his face against the screen to see if he could find where Polonius had gone off to. "Ah well," he continued, "He'll be back later... This is normal... LET'S GO ON ADVENTURES, MINI-DNR!" "Rawr rawr!" said Mini-DNR and wobbled after its master quietly as they both walked over the streets of ACDC Net.

July 2007, I came across a Dragonball Z roleplaying forum and decided to look around for a little bit and was shocked by the ridiculous characters people had made. Gokus on my left, Vegetas on my right and barely any actual ORIGINAL characters. I decided to make a character, never used him, to make fun of them. So I made a Namekian/Saiyan character created in the same was as Baby of Dragonball GT. Strangely, he got passed. Anyway, his history could pretty much work as a fanfic so I'll let you people read it.

History:
Shuryou Antranius was a scientific experiment in a laboratory on planet Earth where criminals had captured scientific minds. They demanded they'd create the ultimate warrior to assist them in the robberies of the century. With them they had two particles of DNA that were meant to be used in the creation of their 'super warrior'. Blood of a Namek and blood of a deceased Saiyan which had been preserved in liquid ice. The DNA was still intact, but they were wondering if this idea would actually work. 'A Namek and a Saiyan, it'd never work', they thought. But the future showed otherwise.

It took a year for the first humanoid signs to appear within the tube they had for 'Project SA' which simply stood for 'super assault'. While the scientists knew this plan was to create a diabolical fiend, they also knew that with this technology and knowledge they could help entire cities. No, worlds from being attacked by unknown enemies constantly. A year later, the being had taken form of an already teenage-looking kid because of the Namekian DNA. He looked like a human being, even though he had signs from both DNA parts. The green skin, the hair on a Namekian, the power level that was growing with each second until it hit a stop.

The criminals were amused at the fact their plan actually worked as they didn't know what the outcome would bring, like the scientists at first. A year passed again while the scientists learned the child the basics of living and approximately everything of the world that was worth learning. But the people who had commanded his birth weren't around all the time, thus this allowed the scientist to teach Shuryou about criminal actions and the consequences of these.

One day however... Shuryou fell down at a time, his heart stopped while his internal organs stopped working as well. Not wanting to lose their precious 'child', the scientists created machines for the child so he could continue living even though it was through the use of machines. A famous martial artist, known as Kame, had been asked to teach the child how to control his Ki so he could also control the uses of his machines. The scientists had to lie the inventions were for 'the use of army' so they could get funding and were practically forced by their lie to create offensive parts for Shuryou. The criminals didn't exactly complain.

Years passed and the child grew up slowly to a well-taught young man, but the criminals were growing impatient. "When will this being do something useful!?" they had asked. "Please, do understand... This is not merely a being. His name is Shuryou," was the reply. But the reply did not appease the nameless villain. Shuryou saw, before his very own eyes, the only person he could ever call 'father' shot. In a burst of anger and fury, Shuryou unleashed his 'true potential' causing the machines to execute their proper uses. Having learned battle techniques from Kame, morals from the scientists and hate from the criminals, he charged for every criminal in the vicinity and murdered them one by one.

After his hands were drenched in blood, similar to the computers around him, he looked at the scientists that had nurtured him through life and taught him what he now knew. Saluting at them, he started to float and shot like a rocket through the roof as he left for uncharted planes.

Years later, he strays the planet Earth and others to battle evil whenever he can. Although much has happened in his past, he doesn't believe it was a sad and dark past. True, there was plenty of blood and guts flying over the place. But he did the right thing and he knew his 'parents' would be proud of him, as he often imagined them as a female Saiyan standing next to a male Namek. A scientific mind in his head, a strong body on the outside, he strives to destroy evil while trying to maintain a good name as his actions are sometimes overreacted but he has never known 'emotions' of the sort.

Battle Sample:
"Father...?" Shuryou muttered as he saw the man fall in front of him as if the world had slowed down all together. "Doctor Light!? YOU MURDERER!" shouted a scientist from the door that had just arrived to the scene. Shuryou kept staring at doctor Light and crawled slowly at him, hoping the murderer was distracted by the new scientist who had appeared. "D-Doctor Light?" Shuryou muttered as he shook the arm of Light softly, "Doctor L-Light! Stay alive please... I-I don't... I c-can't..." The doctor opened his eyes at Shuryou and suddenly coughed up some blood. Recognizing this, Shuryou stood up and looked at the criminal while sets of equipment started to shake as Shuryou's power level started to rise slowly.

"You... YOU!" he shouted as he pointed at the man, "YOU MURDERED MY FATHER!" "Heh," replied the criminal as he held his gun lazily in one hand, bungling it on one finger, "Whatchu gonna do about it, brat? The man's dead. Forget about the nerd." "NO!" shouted Shuryou as she clenched his fists, "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Parts of the equiment in the laboratory Shuryou was in exploded as the power level of Shuryou sprung around like a fire in a forest.

As Shuryou's power level kept rising, his current opponent shivering of fright, he heard doctor Light's voice from next to him on the ground. "Shooyow, you hawve weached your mawximum potentwial..." he had said softly before his light was silenced. The non-existant power level of the doctor had disappeared, making Shuryou's internal system snap in a rage of unlimited power. Disappearing from sight, only a cloud of dust remaining, he generated two blades of dark green energy as they went forth in an offensive move very quickly. Cleaving the murderer in half, the parts falling on the ground, not even capable of doing anything Shuryou just laughed. His laugh became a hollow sound from the dimension Shuryou was in, but he appeared as the laughing stopped again.

"WHERE ARE THE OTHERS!?" he shouted as stared at the entrance, engaging the power of his boots. "At the front, Shuryou, their leader was the only one who went in," the scientist said and stepped aside. But as Shuryou wanted to move out, he was stopped by the scientist as he grabbed Shuryou's arm and spoke at him, "I know we won't see you anymore after this... But keep on the good side of life." Looking at him for a few seconds, Shuryou nodded slowly and replied. "I won't use my father's heritage for wrong, I promise to the death of my father." And with these words, he had left.

"This doesn't look good!" shouted one of the criminals as he spotted Shuryou standing at the entrance, his hands still covered in blood. "Blast him, guys!" he shouted again and they started to shoot at Shuryou with machine guns. "That," said Shuryou as he disappeared and reappeared somewhere, "Won't". Disappearing again, he appeared before one of the criminals and stuck his laser claws into his chest while using him as shield for incoming bullets as he said to the dead man in his hand, "Do." Tossing the dead body at someone else, he sliced some bullets heading for him with a grin on his face when he suddenly disappeared again. After appearing behind two criminals he made a swift horizontal movement with his claws, cleaving the two in half. Before he could disappear again or notice anything incoming, he was hit by a set of bullets from a stray criminal that had hid himself. "DAMN YOU!" Shuryou shouted as he disappeared, making his voice sound hollow. Appearing above the opponent in the air, he put his hands together and collected energy within as holes appeared in his palms. "Sayonara," he muttered before a wave of energy annihilated the one that had shot him.

Staring at the remaining people who had frozen over fright, he grinned again as he slowly disappeared from their plane while his laser claws remained visible. In a flurry of movements, the claws came closer were stuck in each side of the first enemy in his paths and got ripped apart vertically. Before the ripped apart parts could even hit the ground entirely, the claws had already claimed their second victim as a claw got thrust into the face of a criminal. "You have no idea what you're dealing with," spoke a voice that was close yet far away as the claw ejected itself from the criminal's face. "Run and I will hunt," the voice continued as the claws floated close to each other and seemed ready to strike again, "Stay and you die. Either way, you die." The claws came closer slowly while Shuryou appeared again with a grin on his face. "Too late," he said as he swiftly spread his arms to the side while sending wave of energy at his energy. "KAISER FLASH!" he shouted as the wave flew out towards the remaining enemies that were cleaved by it. Standing alone now on a plane that was a battlefield, he sighed as the laser claws disappeared. "God..." he muttered as he made his Namekian part execute its regeneration to remove the bullets from his skin, "Having fun up there, eh?" Afterwards he laughed softly and turned to look at the place he was born in. "Goodbye father. We'll meet in the other plane one day," Shuryou said as he started to float slowly. A scientist ran out and started to wave at Shuryou. More followed, also waving at Shuryou and shouted 'Good luck' at him repeatedly. "HEY GUYS!" Shuryou shouted as he held his hands close to his mouth to make it sound louder, "GIVE MY OLD MAN A PROPER BURIAL!" Giving them a thumbs up, he turned around and flew off to find new adventures.

Yeah, I had fun writing these. I've got much more, being from a RP forum... But this is enough for now. Hope your eyes haven't started bleeding yet.