Title: The Story of Man's Road to Obesity
'Ivan - May 25, 2004 09:03 PM (GMT)
God populated the earth with vegetables of all kinds, so that Man would live a long and healthy life.
And Satan created the 99-cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "Want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Supersize them!"
And Man gained pounds.
And God created healthiful yogurt, and Satan froze the yogurt, and brought forth chocolate, nuts, and brightly colored candy to put on top. And Man gained more pounds.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.
And Satan brought forth cable TV, remote control and potato chips. And Man clutched his remote and ate his chips. Satan saw this and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest. And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created HMOs ...
strikeraider827 - May 25, 2004 09:12 PM (GMT)
please stop using that!!!!
Karn - May 25, 2004 10:11 PM (GMT)
DragonStrife - May 26, 2004 02:43 AM (GMT)
Durendal - May 26, 2004 12:26 PM (GMT)
its too true.... lol dont let the government see that, they'll kill ya for messing around with their perfect system, only liberals get off the couch 2 vote and thas how they win. and billy talent is awesome!
'Ivan - June 6, 2005 12:37 AM (GMT)
Topic revival of the whatever. Hehe.
Míxtil_<3_fish! - June 6, 2005 04:10 PM (GMT)
thats not really true here...
Kyojiro - June 16, 2005 07:15 PM (GMT)
Man eats for many reasons. Bordem, hunger, realif (sp?), ....wanting to be the worlds fattest person. All good reasons. I should train to be the fattest man alive. Then i finally can feel great that i have acheived something.
Trace Stratus - June 16, 2005 07:18 PM (GMT)
lol. "Thomas Edison didn't invent the light bulb, the devil did it!"
Did you make that up or found it somewhere?