Title: Stupid People! Yah!
Unie - March 29, 2006 03:24 AM (GMT)
Red= The Dumbest People
Green=Normal Stupid People
Blue= I couldn't think of anything else
1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
2. A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.
3. A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.
4. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
5. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
6. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
7. A convict broke out of jail in Washington DC, then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
8. Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
9. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.
10. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
Firamax - March 29, 2006 03:29 AM (GMT)
It's people like the above that we should create death camps for stupid people. Oh no, I get fined $500 for blowing up your entire city with a nuclear weapon. Whatever will I do?
Unie - March 29, 2006 03:30 AM (GMT)
I will blow up Chico, I got 500 Dollars to spend.
Dragon_Tam3r - March 29, 2006 03:37 AM (GMT)
I like the part that you post about dumb people, then say that pink is blue..
Kojiro - March 29, 2006 03:38 AM (GMT)
I know XD
I was gonna quote that.
Unie - March 29, 2006 03:40 AM (GMT)
Shut up, Im going to go play Soccer
Alex - March 29, 2006 11:26 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Eastern Blade Alchemist @ Mar 28 2006, 11:38 PM) |
I know XD
I was gonna quote that. |
lawl n00b. :lol: :lol: :lol:
at least ur prety funneh.
Unie - March 29, 2006 06:13 PM (GMT)
I ain't stupid, and am pretty funny :)
(Aint = Retard)
Trace Stratus - March 29, 2006 09:28 PM (GMT)
Like Carlos mencia said,"There is to many stupid people and no one to eat them!"
SpiralStatic - March 30, 2006 12:07 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Trace Stratus @ Mar 29 2006, 04:28 PM) |
| Like Carlos mencia said,"There is to many stupid people and no one to eat them!" |
YUP XD. OMG, that's hilarious, tilted soccerfield... XD>
Valter - March 30, 2006 10:11 PM (GMT)
Tch, people are so dumb...
Nate - April 7, 2006 05:58 PM (GMT)
Theif: GIMME THE MONEY OR I'LL CALL THE COPS ON YOU!
Dude:... like that's gonna work
Lades - April 7, 2006 08:41 PM (GMT)
Lades: I didn't do it!
Unie: *press* he's lying!
Lades: I swear!
Unie: *press* liar!!!!
Lades: I SWEAR IM INNOCENT!!!
Unie: *Press* He's---what the...
Random FEW Member: It's my butt...heehee.
Who's the random FEW member?
LoZfan03 - April 7, 2006 10:46 PM (GMT)
not me, but here's a stupid one I've heard (it's true, too)
Two guys were robbing an electronics store at night. They found a camera, opened it and saw that there wasn't any film in it. So, for fun they took many pictures of themselves and the stuff they stole. The next morning, the police got the pictures from the digital camera and arrested them later the same day.
Valter - April 7, 2006 11:02 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (LoZfan03 @ Apr 7 2006, 05:46 PM) |
not me, but here's a stupid one I've heard (it's true, too)
Two guys were robbing an electronics store at night. They found a camera, opened it and saw that there wasn't any film in it. So, for fun they took many pictures of themselves and the stuff they stole. The next morning, the police got the pictures from the digital camera and arrested them later the same day. |
0.o Oh....My.....God.....
Celia - April 8, 2006 07:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Sercet Ninja Bunny Unie @ Mar 28 2006, 10:24 PM) |
1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. ... 9. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested. |
Dang... How stupid can people get?!
Trace Stratus - April 11, 2006 09:22 PM (GMT)
A friend told me a story about how two guys robbed a bank wearing lemon juice of there faces because they thought the cameras couldn't work with it on...well it did and they were caught. :P