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SpiralStatic - May 10, 2006 01:40 AM (GMT)
My friend Aris always has the funniest away messages

QUOTE (aris)
What is important in life:

1) It is important to have a woman at home who cooks, cleans up, and has a job.

2) It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3) It is important to have a woman you can trust and doesn't lie to you.

4) It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5) It is EXTREMELY important and I can't emphasize this point enough, that these four women don't know each other.

Silenthunder - May 10, 2006 01:46 AM (GMT)
It took me a little while to get it, but it's funny. Post more of the funny ones that she posts.

I Have a Sandwich - May 10, 2006 02:29 AM (GMT)
Hee hee.

agentice - May 10, 2006 03:18 AM (GMT)
Nice punch line.


Lades - May 10, 2006 03:47 PM (GMT)
That's just good comedy.

Valter - May 10, 2006 10:06 PM (GMT)
Women are evil like that.

Trace Stratus - May 12, 2006 11:54 PM (GMT)
That's fucking awsome. :P

Chainsaw Buddy Chi - May 13, 2006 12:07 AM (GMT)
Best EVA!

SpiralStatic - May 13, 2006 01:22 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Silenthunder @ May 9 2006, 09:46 PM)
It took me a little while to get it, but it's funny. Post more of the funny ones that she posts.

XD. Aris is a dude.

Puff - May 13, 2006 04:55 AM (GMT)
We'll find out. We know these things. Then all four of us will sleep together behind your back, and you won't know a thing. :P

Killer C15 - May 15, 2006 10:10 PM (GMT)
Thats a good 1!

Kaden - May 15, 2006 10:14 PM (GMT)
Agh, I've heard this one. Pretty funny though.

Valter - May 15, 2006 10:17 PM (GMT)
Killer, don't you mean "Thats a good 5!" ??????

strikeraider827 - May 15, 2006 10:21 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Puff @ May 12 2006, 09:55 PM)
We'll find out. We know these things. Then all four of us will sleep together behind your back, and you won't know a thing. :P

:o

Can I watch?

Trace Stratus - May 15, 2006 10:34 PM (GMT)
*grabs a camcorder*

Ready when all four of you are! ;)

Kojiro - May 15, 2006 10:38 PM (GMT)
Strike, Valter, Kaden and Killer.

Good job.

Silenthunder - May 16, 2006 03:36 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (ReydeMagival20635 @ May 12 2006, 08:22 PM)
XD. Aris is a dude.

My bad. Sounds like a girls name.




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