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Title: Sad moments in Hook-up History
Description: Or, funny failed attempts


Lades - May 10, 2006 03:59 PM (GMT)
After seeing people get shot down over and over, I had to post some of their stories. If you have a good story of getting shot down, post it here.
*Names have been changed to protect identitys*


Guy1:-bummed out- I finally asked her out.
Guy2: And...?
guy1: She said no.
Guy2: Oh. Tell you why?
Guy1: Well...I never really asked, but I was sure she wasn't interested.
Guy2: Why you say that.
Guy1: I think she's a lesbian.
Guy2: God. One time they turn you down, and you assume Lesbian.
Guy1: No. She had her tongue down my sis's throat.
Guy2: .....Yea...maybe we should look somewhere else for a date...

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Girl: Hey, I was wondering if we could go out tomorrow?
Guy: ...Who the Hell are you?
Girl: -ran off crying-

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Girl1: Ok, I'm gonna ask him.
Girl2: *does that squealing thing*
Girl1: -walks over to guy*Hey, Guy!
Guy: Oh. Hey, what's up?
Girl1: Nothing, I was just wondering bout something I wanted to ask you.
Guy: Really? Cause I wanted to ask you something as well.
Girl1: Oh, like what!?
Guy: Your friend...she's still single right? I really want to ask her out.
Girl1: -angered- No, she's dating right now, and thinks you're too fat. -walks off-
Girl2: So!? How'd it go!? How'd it go!?
Girl1: I F@#%ing hate you!!! B#%ch!

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Ahh...the drama of the teenage life. Such fun for others.

Valter - May 10, 2006 10:07 PM (GMT)
The third one owns. >.>

Ronian - May 11, 2006 02:53 AM (GMT)
Seriously owns. The sad thing is that I've seen very similar scenarios before. Okay, not really, come to think of it, but they all seem to ring a bell somehow. -shrug-

Alex - May 11, 2006 10:17 AM (GMT)
"So you guys totally think I'm like a n00b and you totally don't wanna be like my girlfriend."

"No, not so much."

legoroy2 - May 11, 2006 09:53 PM (GMT)
Man... there's so much to life I don't know about... :(

Lades - May 11, 2006 10:28 PM (GMT)
I gotta wonder how so many people i know get into these situations. :huh: like a bad teen movie. <_<





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