Post your favorite family guy bits :).

Peter's dad: come on kids time for the 5 am mass
Chris: i diden't know there was a 5 am mass...i diden't even know there was a 5 am!! what else are'nt you telling me!

the episode where peter makes his on country petoria is the best episode-



Lois: Chris is incharge of our space program. we hope to get to the moon real soon.

chris: (climbing a tree trying to get to the moon) almost......... ( he falls) ouch! they should really use monkeys for this. :D