post ur funny simpsons stuff here---


Mr. Burns: i've suffered for no reason, now i know how giving birth feels.

Mr Burns: SIMPSON! I'M GOING TO-
Doctor: Time for a booster! *gives shot*
Mr Burns: Good morning starshine! How are you! -singalong-

I so don't remember this word for word, but it's something like this:

Grampa: "When I have nothing to do, I make friends with a Chinese man."

Chinese Man: *bursts through the door* "Mr. Simpson, you escaped the home!"

Grampa: *bows* "Hello Ping Pong."

Chinese Man: "... My name is Craig."

Grampa: "Suuuuuuure it is."