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Title: For 50 million US dollars


Hiei - August 14, 2006 08:53 AM (GMT)
The catch:

You must kill this kitten with your bare hands by snapping its neck, only after petting it for half an hour first.

http://themes.myqth.com/Wallpaper/Kitten%20Wallpaper.jpg

Would you do it?

Down and Out - August 14, 2006 09:00 AM (GMT)
I couldn't. Like even if I wanted to..I just couldn't

strikeraider827 - August 14, 2006 10:21 AM (GMT)
I hate cats. ^_^

Fine, but only if it ages a year every ten minutes.

Seriosuly, I don't know whether or not I'd do it. Wait, it's 50 MILLION? Of course.

Alex - August 14, 2006 01:16 PM (GMT)
Yes. And I already know I'm a bad person.

Ronian - August 14, 2006 02:51 PM (GMT)
The justification well fits the deed. First, I hate cats. A lot. Although that's one cute kitty. But if I could use that $50 million to save just one kitty, then it's an even balance. So long as I make good with some of that money, like donate some of it to a cancer society, then I'm saving more than I'm killing... and getting ~$40 million.

Juan - August 14, 2006 03:28 PM (GMT)
Hell yes I would.

I Have a Sandwich - August 14, 2006 03:40 PM (GMT)
Hey, I could buy 1000 kittens with 50 m,il. Hell yes.

sara13987 - August 14, 2006 04:23 PM (GMT)
No. Not at all. The kitten's so young, so cute, and it could make someone very happy some day. I couldn't do that. :/

KuraiKitsune - August 14, 2006 05:02 PM (GMT)
Waaah. Hiei's a monster for asking such a question. x.x

I love cats so much, and petting it would just get me attached. I suppose the true answer would depend on the kitten's temperament; if it's a snide, sour cat, then yeah, I'd do it. If it was sweet, affectionate, and loving kitten... no, I couldn't do it. :/

Hiei - August 14, 2006 07:58 PM (GMT)
I would

hell, spend a couple million to open a shelter for cats, and save hundreds of cat's lives in its place, and use the rest for personal benefit.

Esgalglinion - August 14, 2006 09:12 PM (GMT)
No. But I fool Hiei to kill it.

No really, I couldn't. If I want to decide over something's destiny, I wouldn't want to decide over life and death, but rather over sadness and hapiness.

I Have a Sandwich - August 14, 2006 09:18 PM (GMT)
Well, I dunno about you, but I'd be bummed out over getting my neck snapped. Is that controlling happiness and sadness?

Valter - August 14, 2006 11:03 PM (GMT)
Kitty.... Cute kitty....
50 Million. YESYESYESYESYES.

Lades - August 15, 2006 12:21 AM (GMT)
...If I hadn't petted it...I might have been able to...pinch it. I can't kill stuff.


...Save roaches... <_<

The Entertainer - August 16, 2006 06:34 PM (GMT)
Fuck the cat I'll buy a new one.

Hiei - August 16, 2006 06:49 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Entertainer @ Aug 16 2006, 01:34 PM)
Fuck the cat I'll buy a new one.

LMAO

I'd do it. B)

Blademastersupreme - August 17, 2006 02:43 AM (GMT)
Unless I was in truly desperate need of some money there's no way in hell I could hurt the kitty :(

Phoenix - August 17, 2006 09:26 PM (GMT)
Even if it were the ugliest man-eating kitten alive, no.

King Kong - August 17, 2006 10:57 PM (GMT)
I need the money. I want an Escalade for my 16th birthday. Yes.

Kyrillos - August 17, 2006 11:12 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kayoh @ Aug 17 2006, 05:57 PM)
I need the money. I want an Escalade for my 16th birthday. Yes.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

You live in the Gullf area too too.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddddddd

Oh christ, I REALLY hope you have money that grows on trees for that one.

Average Commuter cost for Atlanta: 5,500 A YEAR.

Most of the Gulf isn't much better, either.

That's more than my 97 Taurus costed. Quite literally. I could get my macbook and still have money left over.

In fact, I get around 200 miles to a tank where I live.

And that's probably on the low end. <3


I wouldn't.

King Kong - August 18, 2006 02:29 PM (GMT)
Your logic is good, but I live in Pennsylvania. I'm no homer! :XD

Puff - August 18, 2006 03:46 PM (GMT)
I could use the money.

... But kill a kitten? :"(

... ... Actually, I wouldn't mind killing that yellow cat that comes around the backyard. It has a really bad attitude.

SpiralStatic - August 18, 2006 04:25 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Aienputer v2.0 @ Aug 17 2006, 07:12 PM)
In fact, I get around 200 miles to a tank where I live.

And that's probably on the low end. <3

It is. My sister's 94 Toyota can make it to New York and back from Northern Virginia(600 or so miles) on one tank.

Ryetsei - August 18, 2006 08:28 PM (GMT)
Well, at least I'm not the first to say I'd do it. Though, it'd probably kill me after half-an-hour of petting, before I got to snap it's neck. Damn allergies...

Dragon_Tam3r - August 18, 2006 09:57 PM (GMT)
I'd do it, but I'd use a (a million dollar, with diamonds and everything!) blindfold... 'sides, that cat's all pixel anyways...yeah....*mumbles to self while everyone thinks WTF!?*

Yeah, I'd do it, and donate hellza much to cancer, mainly cause, one day, I will die from cancer, it's embedded into my family :(

Then I'd give a million to my parents, and a quarter million to all of my cousin's families, and then keep the rest for me, so I can go to UT....and every sincle PS3 and Wii game!!!

EDIT:OMFG!!! I was just watching the news right after I posted this, and they had this mini-story about this old lady's cats randomly dieing, when she found them, they all died from, guess...








































































































Necks snapped in half, ZOMG!! I can't find it on the internet, but it was on WOAI San Antonio

Valter - August 19, 2006 08:33 PM (GMT)
UB. That was not me.




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