ah i remember this fun ol' game. the memories that it held as nino da sage and nick used to abuse each other in this......

anyway

Time for new memories.

KILL ME DO YOUR WORSE!

-sits on a tree stump, blindfolds self and smokes a fatty-

I get high before i die ^_^

Kipdog's logic crits you for 9514. You die.

*headshots with Deagle*

*falifiles with stool*

Charizard, use Overheat!

BMS sends his cabbage minions to destroy you....

*plants bomb in d6*

*sneaks up in a lawyer disguise and beats to death with breifcase*

*stabs you in the back of the head with a knife over and over*

*crushes your skull with a bone hammer*

*devours brains from a straw, thus giving you a spasm attack, makes you pee, and then die*

*beams gamma radiation into sig cocoons, causing them to mutate into killer bug monster which divide you up between them and then eat*

*uses AK47 to hit you in the crotch and let the recoil move up the aim to shoot you in the chest and head*

*expld u wth grnd lnchr*

*Sets up a diabolical torture chamber, strapping Valter to the torture rack and stretching him before inflicting the death of 1,000 cuts (basically, running the razor blade over the body, creating thousands of cuts that run closely together. Each is parallel to one another, and cover the entire body before the perpendicular cuts begin. You don't bleed to death, but it's painful.).

*Continues by putting sand behind his eyelids (salt dissolves, so that's no fun) before dropping a colony of army ants on his body, letting them devour his flesh while his unblinking eyes are forced to look up at the pendulum that descends slowly down towards his eyes. (If none of the other things kill him, that will. ^_^ It'll cut his eyes open, slowly but surely, before grinding through the eye sockets and striking the brain after going through the optic nerve. Not a nice way to go. ^_^)

*All the while, drops alcohol on his flesh, similar in fashion to Chinese water torture.*

Beat that. :lol:

*farts in Kurais face*
Beat that.

*wraps barbed wire around Valter*

*applies dry ice all over Valter's legs*

*amputates his arms with a knife very slowly and painfully*

*slowly puts a knife in both of his eyes*

*slowly tightens the barbed wire around Valter's body eventually killing him*

I win.

*stuffs Alex's head in plastic bag*
*closes*
*sticks needles in eyeballs*
*sticks needles in balls*
*smashes balls with 100000000000000000000000000000000 Ton tower*
*Sticks chain around neck*
*hangs from celling*
*throws knifes*
*watches die*
:o

*Fires a weak nuke at Valter. The explosion won't kill you... the radiation will... mwahahaha*

*Ties arms, legs, and balls to five horses facing five different directions before hitting them, causing the horses to rip off all of said appendages.*

You'd bleed to death. ^_^

Oooo. I could do so much worst, but we'd be moving into some serious "R" rated shit.




Anyways, Crucifies, and leaves the teletubbies on in front of you.
Gives stimulants so you don't pass out, and cuts the tips of your fingers off.

*eats you*

So I suffocated, Lades? Nice. :lol:

*Hangs upside-down by your toes in a pitch-black pit of boiling oil (The oil's low enough so that you won't feel it... at first.), then slowly lowers you into it, all the while firing tiny needles into your skin from the sides of the pit and sawing the tendons off the back of your foot as you hang.*

Ties you up, and rips your teeth out, and slices your tongue, while driving tiny little needles into your sensitive nerves. Then duck tapes mouth shut.

Drown in your blood. :P

I'd still live. I can breathe through my nose. :o

But you can't keep swallowing that blood!

And you'll bleed as back up, so there! :P

You'd be surprised. :o Now, if I bled to the point of unconsciousness, that's a different matter altogether.

*Shoots* You talk to much for a duct-taped no-tongue!



We're evil people. :(

*devours both your souls*

*Devours your soul-devouring soul.*

*locks you in an unescapable room without any possibility of you listening to Muse one last time, letting you starve to death*

XD

*cuts open gut and pulls out intestines so as to strangle you with them.*


PWNAGE

Sad.. too bad Nicholas isn't here anymore. I'd love to use this opportunity to KILL.

...

*takes out blood-covered kitchen knife and hacks between above poster's shoulder blades*

*dislodges all your joints so you can't move*

*sticks the knife into your mouth*

Eat that.

*pulls out a large dinning table*

* lights 1 vanilla scented candle*

*places a bowl of fruits in the middle-

*sets the table with the proper fine dinning untensils*

*seats nino down at the table*

*takes a seat*

so....how are you enjoying yourself nino?

nino:its g--

Me: STFU I DONT GIVE A FUCK!

-picks up some apples from the fruit bowl and shoves it down her mouth-

-takes the vanilla scented candle and lights her dress on fire then puts it down for later-

-picks up 2 forks and jabs one in her side and the other in her chest-

-picks up the candle again and drips the hot wax on her forehead-

-picks up the table, flips it around and beats her unmercifully-

-turns the table over again and traps her underneath-

-pushin in the chair under the table-

Me: Waiter check please

waiter that'll be $84.32

Me: WTF -pulls out my .45 and unloads a barrage of bullets in his head-

-leaves a $8.00 tip and walks off-

:o


Takes your $8.00 tip, buys Cheap hammer, and slams into your head. Then smashes your *happy place*. Then takes NinO's butter knife and slices your throat open, and stabs for good measure.

*strangles Lades with NinO's body*

Dude, what happened to 'respecting the dead'? -_-

*Phoenix Down'd*

*shotguns your face*

*blood and guts splatter everywhere*

This ain't fun without Nicholas to torture.

*takes a deagle and headshots NinO*

*Gives Alex a book on how to be like Valter and forces Alex to read it*

Owned...

yeah i miss nick. nino what ya AIM/MSN again.

takes the t outta nate's name and stabs him with it likea sword.