Topic says it all. Give one thing per post.

#1. Dont feed your pet snail at a red light

#2: Don't interrupt a hiest-in-progress.

#3: Don't go forward or backwards. ^_^

#4. Don't go up or down, either.

#5. Not to mention left or right

#6. Never dance with your pet snake.

#7 Show everyone around you how much you care.

8. Don't skip the red light.

9. Don't watch spongebob... 'less of course you REALLY want to, then it's fine

10. Don't eat Spongebob

11. Don't point a realistic-looking water gun at the guys driving beside you.

12. Don't soil yourself.

13. Dont polish your morning wood.

14. Never eat soggy wheat.

15. Dont let society scare or confuse you.

16 Headbang yourself into the steering wheel

#17: Don't start a water bomb fight.

#18. Don't ever rev your engine at a police car.

#19. Pass the Red Light, but be careful not to enter the Red Light District, 'cause you'll find Aien there.

#20. Wave at the hobos

21. Don't drink beer at a red light.

#22. Don't try to rob anyone in a suit.

23. Don't think of 500 things not to do at a red light.

#24. Do not summon demons to make the light turn green at the cost of the passenger's immortal soul..

24. Don't do a chinese fire drill.

26. Don't shoot yourself.

27. do not look at the person next to you because you might race them and crash into the cities sattelite dish.

#28. Don't do your homework.

#29. Don't get naked..trust me

30. Don't make fun of a gangsta

#31. Don't look at the car next to you and go "V-Dub!"

#32. Don't play you gameboy advance at a red light.

#33. Don't blare your blink 182 cd louder than the rappers all around you. :P

34. Don't make babies with your under-age girlfriend in the car.

#35: Don't lower your roof in the south and make the West Soyeed! symbol with multiple gangsters surrounding your car unless you're carrying multiple guns, knives, drugs, and there are no officials around.

36. Don't space out during a red light.

#37. Don't spank your monkey, no matter how bad he's being.

38. Don't masturbate while talking to the cop next to you.

#39. Don't start playing dice.

40. Don't commit suicide with a noose