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Title: i lied.


Wild Arms - September 3, 2006 11:41 PM (GMT)
i'm still here RAWR!.

anyway. i was thinkin for a while. how random can a person get while still making sense?

i mean. can 1+1=2 if you were to throw 3 bricks into the flames of success, but that would cause mass flames to break out in downtown alaska which would result in alaska becoming warmer than the sun. but the Sun is over 1 gajillion degrees, right? so alaska would be like a Google degrees!! a google is like 1 followed by 100 0 so that would mean that number would look like this

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000

sheeh thats a long number its so long thats a ruler is shorter than the number. Is it possible to smoke crack outta your ass because if it is i think my ass is addict crap falling out of it. and whats wrong with these dam hill bills. there so annoying random. "duh i hab one tooth and my eyes are bleeding" i'm like wtf man.

How cool would it be to live in a GTA game. i mean really you hold X to sprint but not like the cell phone. you press O to shoot at badies that are coming your way. you become deisel within 4 days of weight lifting, and you can kill cops get 6 stars then go to sleep and they'll leave you alone. how cool is that!!!!

but i digress we really should get back to the topic at hand, LIBRARY OWNAGE!!! seriously how many times have you go to the library and cried because there are to many books around you. i remember when i was doing a prject. i was reading a book in the library then a book about germen literature called me over and said read me. i first i was abit septical because if a germen book called you over would you go? before you call me a bookist you have to remember that i read all types of books. but my favorite kind of books to read are books about history. History was and still is my favorite subject because i like to have something to teach me about previous mistakes other people make.

OMG did you see that. it was a shooting star. it went flying by like BYAH! i went over and made a wish like BYAH!!! then i went to the mountian and lit it ablaze like BYAAHH!!! then i unzipped my pants and peed it out like BYAAHH!!! then i went to the city and bought a news paper and gave the man my money like BYAAH!!! then i went home and took a shit like BYAAH!!! then i woke up and I streched and yarned like BYAAH!! Then i looked aroound and saw my brother playin GTA: SA so i snatch the controller from him like BYAAH!! then i went to the store like BYAAH! Then i went back to Sleep like BYAAH!!! Then i Went back on topic like BYAAH!!!!

so really. is it possible to get offtopic and be random while still making sense?

Thanks for your respones in advance

~Wild Arms

Chainsaw Buddy Chi - September 3, 2006 11:52 PM (GMT)
And when you get WASTED! you just come back without guns.

Puff - September 3, 2006 11:55 PM (GMT)
I have one thing to say...

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Septical? Isn't that a tank were feces go?

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No, wait. I have something else...

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D-Blocked! Oohhhhhh!

Valter - September 4, 2006 12:41 PM (GMT)
Yayyy! You are, my sir, crazy.




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