Title: Great way to be remembered
Wild Arms - September 4, 2006 12:13 AM (GMT)
Do you want to be remembered in life. even by people who you dont know? well becoming a movie star is at the top of everyones list but you know was an easier way of become remembered?
Fuck up someones days!
Today uncle leon is gonna teach you to fuck up someone's day.
first you will need the following material.
Running shoes,
Children,
a ski mask,
an escape route,
Ice cream truck
This is not for those who are kind hearted. this is perfect for assholes like myself.
First step: put on your runnin shoes and grab your ski mask.
Second step: wait for the ice cream truck to come by.
Third step: wait for the little kids to come by screaming ICE CREAM!!!
Fourth step: single out the most enthusiatic kid there and but on the ski mask
Fifth step: wait for the little kid to get his ice cream.
This part can be done in 2 ways.
Sixth step first way: Run by and knock the ice cream out of his hand and say in your most mean voice "You dont want that" then step on it and run.
Sixth step second way: Run by stand close to him as the kid licks the ice cream grab his hand and make him punch himself in the face with the ice cream then run.
Done.
the end result to have that kid crying. well where does the remembering part come in. granted you did as i said. that kid will be talking about what happened to him years after the event. If your a cold hearted person, your heart should warm up when ever he talks about you.
~Wild arms
Valter - September 4, 2006 12:42 PM (GMT)
I did that just now. Freaking hilarious.
I Have a Sandwich - September 4, 2006 06:35 PM (GMT)
Wild Arms - September 4, 2006 07:46 PM (GMT)
*coughyeahyourrightbutimodifieditlolsonoonewouldnoticebtwihaveasandwichwhatisyourrealnamebecauseiwou
ldliketocallyouinsertnameherehasasandwichitseemsmorenormalcough*
i need a cough drop....
King Kong - September 4, 2006 08:36 PM (GMT)
Dane Cook is hilarious. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! NO COOKIES!!! PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Puff - September 4, 2006 08:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Wild Arms @ Sep 4 2006, 03:46 PM) |
*coughyeahyourrightbutimodifieditlolsonoonewouldnoticebtwihaveasandwichwhatisyourrealnamebecauseiwou
ldliketocallyouinsertnameherehasasandwichitseemsmorenormalcough*
i need a cough drop.... |
Wow. I think you need surgery with that cough. It's horrible.
Karn - September 4, 2006 09:05 PM (GMT)
Dane Cook said it much better.
You remember me forever!
King Kong - September 4, 2006 09:43 PM (GMT)
*40 years later*
One day, a man ran up to me. I did not know this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes. And he pointed his finger at me, and he said "Fucking remember me FOREVER!"
Hiei - September 4, 2006 11:50 PM (GMT)
HMMMMMMMMMMM, plagerizing a comedy act