The ins and outs of cricket.
You have to sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in gos out, and when he's out he comes in, and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out the side that's out comes in, and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get out those coming in. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When both sides have been in and out, including the not outs, the winner is declared. If there is one.
Howzat?



-Those proud of keeping an orderly desk will never know the thrill of finding something they thought they had irretrievably lost.

-Whenever I get the urge to work I lie down, and the urge goes away.

-The past is history,
The future is mystery,
but this moment is a gift,
which is why it is called the present.

-Never forget the plum on your back.

-Just a line to say I'm living;
That I'm not among the dead;
Though 'm getting more forgetful
and so mixed up in my head.
I've got used to my arthritis,
To my dentures I'm resigned;
I can cope with my bi-focals,
But ye gods, I need my mind.

There are times I can't remember
When I'm standing on the stair-
If I should be going up,
Or have I just come from there?
And before the fridge is opened,
Now my mind is of doubt;
Did I put some food away-
Or did I come to take some out?

Those to guess mine gets a cookie.

Will add more when I think them up (or find them).

Yours are the work-lie-down one and the plum one.