in a world where randomness has been lost.....
only one man has the insanity to save the world..
2006, september 9th, coming to fire emblem wars...
Wild arms staring as Random, vaulter staring as random dude that by stands #1, fight to save the world from its boring habbits.
-stands on tops of a 2 story building looking down at the world-
It seems so dull today...time to Get random...
-jumps off the building-
OMG I JUST REMEMBERED I'm NOT LIKE BAT MAN!
-wakes up in the hospital-
That was stupid...
-goes outside and looks around, then points and a random dude that bystands #1-
You must die!!!
-glass breaks-
one random dude that bystands appears
Attack>limit>Random horizon!
GF
Magic
Item
-suddenly the moon crashes into random dude that bystands and the tides come in and drowns him-
Random gains 5 exp points
too eazy..
oh shit i got 3 stars
-runs infront of a car making it stop then jacks its-
-stars driving really fast crashing every 5 secs-
"Our hood is under attack"
fuck why didi it have to happen now.
-drives into paint n spray with a near destroyed car-
-drives out in fixed car-
ok i need to get to east los santo quick...
-presses Triangle, Triangle, Square, Circle, X, L1, L1, Down, Up-
-hydra spawns-
-climbs in but it explodes-
-wakes up in the hospital- not again. ;_;
-press start and quickly loads game-
>_>
<_<
I'm not in los santos anymore
"oh dear, i'm late i'm late i'm late!"
o_o Alice and wonderland...screw this -runs to save point and goes to world map-
ok lemme go to twilight town.
-enters the gummie ship mission-
"hahaha Star Fox, thought we were dead?"
-looks around- um i'm not star fox
"DONT LIE TO US! We've been waiting here for 15 days. fox was bound to come through here!"
riight....-flies off-
"wait get back here--crap Star wolf split up and attack!"
oh crap...Its Time to duel!
all of Star Wolf: Get your game on!
i summon Sangan in attack mode and place 3 face down cards then end my turn.
star wolf: Places down a red 6 uno card
X_X where dueling not playing uno!
Star wolf: STFU! I SAY UNO!
me: fine fine but first....
-pulls out my ocarina and plays the song of time and goes back 3 days-
whew i'm glad thats ov--oh shit!
Charizard: char char -uses over heat hitting everything in a 5 mil radius-
me: BUBBLE WRAP CHIP DOWNLOAD! -a aqua bubble surrounds me-
ok charizard you wanna fight!
-sacrifices aqua chip and fuses with aquaman-
Time to fight my aqua soul!
choose the chips Prism, and bubbler d,e,f
PROGRAM ADVANCE!~bubble spread
[_][_][_] [_][C][C]
[_][M][_] [_][C][C]
[_][_][_] [_][C][C]
M=Me C=charizard
Battle begin
[_][_][_] [_][C][C]
[M[_][_] [P][C][C]
[_][_][_] [_][C][C]
throws prism then shoots bubble spread
charizard deleted
your gain 2000 zenny and 3 bug frags
RAWR!!! -charizard faints-
"POKEBALL GO"
-ball hits charizard and then shacks 3 times and close-
Congraulations you caught a charizard! would you like to name it?
nickname:My Bitch
woot! i pwn.
Gary: hey now that you got your first pokemon we should battle
-screen goes black-
crap the game froze -pulls out the cartrigde and blows it then puts it back in-
Nintendo!
pokemon Random color!
the save filed is currupted therefore you must make a new save file NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
turns off gba and crys self to sleep!
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part two later..... Rate the randomness 1 outta 10 and wtf factor 1 outta 10
The pot-smoking elephant says "5, 5"