Howdy yall. dis here is our bar. dis is where we do our bar like things. get drunk, chat, smoke, fight, sing, watever. just a warning tho. theres free beer for all so there may be alot of fightin for a drink.

(i'm bored)

Get me a glass of fine wine. I'm a sophisocate. Preferably Red.

all right my good man -pours out a glass of red wine- ah i love doing this

-throws the wine at lades face-

Haha now your all red AND whining haha lil sucker come again.

WILD WILD BAR! where the unruly thrive!

-pulls out bong and funny green plant- MINE! GET AWAYYYYYYY!!!!!!11111111!11111qrstuv~ >_>

BEER BEER BEER!!!!!
*cashes kart into topic*

-pulls out minigun and unload a barrage of bullets into valter and give mr. jack medicine-

*notices bullet holes*
*bleeds*
*dies*

Vodka NOW!!!!!!!!!! Gimmie the whole bottle damnit!

I'm dead.

-gives kakasi some vodka, then puts up a protective fort around the bar area so no one can attack me-

next!

Penis D:QASZ

Forts don't work.

OMFG. Yes they do.

Yes mwahahahahaha *Dips a rag in the vodka bottle and leaves a little of the rag out of the bottle. Then I light the rag and through the bottle at the bar* RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

-hydogen compression system activate-

sorry this place is fire proff. and from trying to destory this place earns you a -shoots kakashi with shotgun at point blank rang in his face- let that be a warn to ya.

I want a job application!

alright

stop by in within a day for a job interview

My god, this is like a bad, n00bish RP. *Rolls eyes*

Ah, well. Get me a drink, barkeep. ^_^

You step in my bar, insult it, then ask for a drink?

you know what i got to stay to that?

-pulls out a shiny object-

I'ma make you regret those words

firmy places a glass beer mug on the counter then fills it with a mystery home brew beer-

this has been in the family for a while. Drink up or die. -puts a hand gun on te counterwith my hand on top of it-

I'm here! I got no references, no experience, but I'm good with people, bar fights, guns, and drinks.* ^_^


*Lades is not responsible for exaggerated information.

Okay, this seems fun.

*walks into bar*

Ouch. That hurt.

*ducks under bar*

Ah, much better.

*Sits*

Yo. Somebody put the game on. I'ma bout to see the Washington Redskins manhandle those damned Vikes.

Alright lades i need you to fill out this forum

Name:
todays date:

when your done hand it back to me.

Name: Lades
today's date: Sept 11, 2006

ok your hired! your job is to basicly....hang around. you get $10 an hour and...thats the beer keg. you drink from there. any questians dont hesitate to ask me.

Can I serve from behind the fort?

Can I have a 7up???

I'm underage....

OH WELL! *chugs vodka*

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Sure thing Dark. ^_^ *passes*


UNDERAGE!? *hurls milk carton at him* YOU DRINK THIS!

Here's a tip *Gives Lades a Shotgun* "that's for the unruly customers"

HEY HEY HEY! NO SHOTGUNS IN HERE!

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heres a rocket launcher. -hands lades a rocket launcher-

*Shows "The Random Poll Guy" the right way to drink Vodka*

*devours small children*
Gimmie a Bud.

*passes bud* There you go buddy.

*shoots rocket at kid* NO MINORS! And what is that between your legs!? :blink:

how about pistols? Russian Roulette!

Jeez! You can't play Russian Roulette.... with a SEMI-AUTO!!!!

Can we play Hitler edition??? 6 bullets in a six shooter.

better idea.

Lets play a game i like to call

bloods 'n crackers

Rule of the game. eat the cracker as fast as you can the first person to eat it wins the others get shot.

there are 5 rounds

first round = get shot in the right leg
second round = shot in the left leg
third round = shot in the right arm
fourth round = shot in the left arm
Fifth round = EXODIA!

*shoots* ATTENTION! UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT! FREE BOOZE FOR THE HOUR!

OFFICER LADES! Shotguns are not for killing barkeeps! They're for kriminals!

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Ah. Yes. I see. Very good, officer. Let's get a drink.

*gets the good stuff* Only the best for you sir! ^_^

I need to hire a janitor. This corpse will make new customers uneasy.