Title: Joke. [18+]
King Kong - September 11, 2006 09:37 PM (GMT)
I just remembered this today, and had to post it.
| QUOTE |
| One day, a 12 year old boy and his grandpa are out on a lake fishing. The grandpa is using a very effective lure, and even more effective bait. The boy is stuck with worms and a basic lure. The boy asks the grandpa, "Can I borrow your lure? You already have 6 fishees, and I only got 1!" The grandpa replied, "Can your cock reach your ass hole?" The boy was kind of surprised that his grandpa would even ask him a question of the sort, so he just merely replied with a short "No." Not much time had passed, and the boy had asked his grandpa, "Can I at least have a little of that bait?" The grandpa replied with the same question, "Can your cock reach your ass hole?" Again, dumbstruck, the boy said "No." Within the minute, the boy got out a bag of cookies and started eating. The grandpa asked, "Give me a cookie, son." The boy replied, "Can your cock reach your ass hole?" The grandpa said, "Why, yes it can!" The boy said "Good. Go fuck yourself, these are my cookies." |
:XD
Sorry, I had to.
Wild Arms - September 11, 2006 10:51 PM (GMT)
Karn - September 11, 2006 11:00 PM (GMT)
I don't quite get it. . .
I Have a Sandwich - September 11, 2006 11:05 PM (GMT)
Kaden - September 11, 2006 11:06 PM (GMT)
KuraiKitsune - September 11, 2006 11:43 PM (GMT)
XDDD So inappropriate, but so funny. XD
Blademastersupreme - September 12, 2006 02:48 AM (GMT)
Much loling was emitted from BMS at 8:48 pm.
Kipdog - September 12, 2006 07:12 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Karn @ Sep 11 2006, 06:00 PM) |
| I don't quite get it. . . |
Need me to explain it for you?
Karn - September 12, 2006 07:49 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Kipdog @ Sep 12 2006, 02:12 PM) |
| QUOTE (Karn @ Sep 11 2006, 06:00 PM) | | I don't quite get it. . . |
Need me to explain it for you?
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Affirmative.
Kipdog - September 12, 2006 08:34 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Karn @ Sep 12 2006, 02:49 PM) |
| QUOTE (Kipdog @ Sep 12 2006, 02:12 PM) | | QUOTE (Karn @ Sep 11 2006, 06:00 PM) | | I don't quite get it. . . |
Need me to explain it for you?
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Affirmative.
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Well, you see, the kid's dick obviously couldnt reach his ass. Since it couldn't, he couldn't get this effective lure. So he starts eating cookies and asks his grandpa the same question and he responds with a yes. So he throws some wits into it and instead of giving him a cookie cause he can, he told him to fuck himself. HA. HA. HA.
Karn - September 12, 2006 08:45 PM (GMT)
For some reason I have the feeling that it is supposed to mean a little bit more than that. . .
Kipdog - September 12, 2006 08:51 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Karn @ Sep 12 2006, 03:45 PM) |
| For some reason I have the feeling that it is supposed to mean a little bit more than that. . . |
Not at all.
Valter - September 12, 2006 09:37 PM (GMT)
A-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!
Friggin awesome.
The Entertainer - September 12, 2006 11:53 PM (GMT)
lol karn
if u have ur dick in ur own ass then u are litterally fucking yourself - that is the punchline :D