As far as I know.

RI Castle-

Queen Taoma: Ruler of all that makes little sense. Also owns several fortune pie outlets, spreading insane theories across the globe!

Royal Attendant Chi: Queen Taoma's right hand man. Always stays by his queen's side in times of turmoil.

Mistress Puff: Taoma's left hand lady. Despite several disputes and court trials, she has been married a total of 12 times!

Prince Mixtil: Next in line for the throne. His reputation of madness has seared himself a place in the WoW rankings.

Duke Valter: Takes care of all the castles outside policies (i.e. shredder). Worthy owner of the fabled ROFLcopter.

Detective Sandwich: Queen Taoma's self-employed investigator. Investigates all crimes commited at the castle.

Low Priest Wild-Arms: Recently joined the religion of Randomosity. Has made his way into the priestly order by pure senselessness alone.

Captain Legoroy: Head of security in the RI Castle. Commands an army of ceiling-mounted Pierunners.

Officer Lades: Second in command to Legoroy. Has a vast array of personifications so you've probably met him without knowing.

Not-so-ultimate ninja Kakashi: Life-long cosplayer. Never reveals his left eye due to missing iris and to avoid "i" jokes. Party time! Excellante!


Sanity City-

President Lionheart: Presides over his hand-made city of sensibles. Mysteriously dissapears from time to time.

High (XD) Prosecutor AL-X: Recently resigned as "Head Torturer". His face offs with 'Ivan in court are fantastical!

King Pondy: The sole monarchy of Sanity City. Prefers to listen to "Hinder" in his spare time.

Princess Kurai: Future queen and succssessor (spelling?) to Pondy. Writes many fantabulastic stories which I recommend to you.

Master Aien: Evil magistrate, nice accent. Plots against the mindboggly Kipdog while raiding various topics in Sanity City.

Supreme Executive Chairman Grondring: Retired editor of the world famous "Grondy's Column". Moved away to "Anti-Summer Camp", leaving the public in a decline of greatness. "WE LOVE YOU GRONDY!"

Admiral Karn: Retired pirate. Prefers to keep to himself. He scares me... :(

Naturalist Sarah: Most beautiful woman in all of Sanity City. Hangs out with bears in LMAO Forest.

Gunsmith Reyde: Half brother (twice removed) of Vincent Valentine. Likes to eat gil and supplies the castle with weaponry from time to time.

Arch Chancellor Alex: Head of the "Sneaky Killing Machines". Our reporters have been unable to collect information on him 'cause of his damned CT! :angry:


Kippyland-

Mega Lord Kipdog: Ultimate wordsmith and cool guy. Will make you fear the name "Waffles" with his insane powers of "not listening". Or something...

Defense Attorney 'Ivan: The best lawyer in town and part-time spy. Currently on a long, long mission; which is secret so I don't know anything! Really!


Citadel of Chaos-

Pervert Lord Shuryou: 4Chan specialist and poster of semi-nude pics. Has a deadly array of avatars to make your noes bleed!

Doom God Dark-Zero: Majorly evil. Bans with the slightest infringment of the rules. Or if you piss him off.

"Captain Yaoi" Atrus: Obsessed with yaoi. Likes the colour indigo.

TheKing: The greatest King I serve! Full title is "Ultimate Supreme High Executive Chairman Ninja-Pirate King".

Queen Melay: Resides over an almighty garden of kitty-cats. Yes... another royal. <_<


Did I miss anyone? If you wan't in, PM me.

Wow....that's immpressive. :o

As officer, I move that we annex LMAO Forest, and the monarchy.

Be quiet, Officer. If you got pay, i'd dock it.

*salutes, and closes mouth*

Better. At ease. Or something.... meh...

Yes, this my not-so-faithful underling, is a list of people in Sanity City.

Hey, Lades, think of the bears... :"(

#1) My name doesn't have a H.
#2) I'm not pretty. :/
#3) I'm not naturalistic. :P

Fuck that, RI is mine bitches.

#1) O RLY!?!?

#2) That's your opinion.

#3) Bears is nature!

I prefer neko myself.

The bears will have more fun in our kingdom! ^_^

Replace BM with AL-X when he failed to take RI for the 8th time.

so i didnt join the kingdom ;_; Can i join PLZZZZ!!!!

Random quote: CC PLOX!!!

Everyone under:

RI Castle

joined the kingdom. You as a priest. Nyer!

Uh, dude, Chi's a dude. And where the hell am I?!

Sorry, mate! You have to post in better topics so that I can see you.

*added*

YAY! i'm a winner!

*grabs monocle*
I shall once again try to take over RI for myself.....
*insert cheesy evil laugh here*

Take over? :o

*Runs to Pondy* Daddy, Valty's going all pseudo-dictator on us again! :o

I'm not in Sanity City? :"(

/wrist/wrist/wrist

!!!

*Puts gauze on Alex's wrists*

Daddy, can we keep him? We can adopt him, and make little Alex a jester! :lol:

Jester!?

/wrist/wrist/wrist

Alex can be our grampa. He's old[in FEW years, at least], wise, and no matter how hard he tries, he'll never be hip. :lol:

I am very hurt.

/wrist/wrist/wrist

Detective eh?

I need a more detailed description. How else are people supposed to know who I am!?

Plus you decided to incorrectly spell my name. How dare you. How dare you?

Aien will never hold a hand to my supreme skills!!


Where is a roaring emote when you need one?

That is my job to find out!

Go fetch one for me.

?

It doesn't look roaring...

Besides, I don't know much about you. Or Alex.

:o


I suddenly want to vote for Dreamcast. :mellow:
*walks to the border of Sanity City*
It's so inviting... ^_^

Maybe you aren't as insane as I took you to be...

Well. If you think you should be on the list then PM me sumthin'.

My name is Alex. That is all you need to know. D:

Alex should just simply be the kid across the street that you never talk to in person.

Why does everybody want to give me a bad role? ;_;

You want a good role? How about you are a military official, of the lowest rank, and you want to raise in the ranks but you need to prove yourself first. That seems more like your role!

Psh. I could shoot you in the head.

*Pulls back*

Sorry boss. The monarchy and the Uncle Sam Sandwich tried to persuade me. But I'm here!

I'd shoot you in the head first!

You with your Yoshi? I have a fucking CT with a M4A1 covering me. B)

Why can't we all just get along?

If you two keep this up I'll have to get my Random Nuclear Junks out and blow you to absolute nothing... :"(