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Title: Weird Quotes
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Valter - October 21, 2006 03:21 PM (GMT)
I recently have been making wierd quotes. You're all like, "Naw really, you're already a nut, Valter." And yah, I am. So thats why I'm making these quotes. So you think I'm crazy. I'll update on weekdays. Mabye weekends, sometimes.

"Puff sucks kids in through her stomach, and then at night, she goes out into the middle of the forest and opens her cheeks, and the kids fly away."

"Lets say some little kid got on the wrong bus. He gets off, and he doesn't know where he is. So a car hits him. Then some hobos come out of the woods and make pancakes."

"What if every time Lades farted, doughnuts came out?"


Cool.

Chainsaw Buddy Chi - October 21, 2006 03:37 PM (GMT)
Bend over.

Valter - October 21, 2006 03:48 PM (GMT)
Eeeew, stop trying to rape me, Chi.

Chainsaw Buddy Chi - October 21, 2006 04:10 PM (GMT)
STFU. TAKEPANTSOFF. BENDOVER.

Valter - October 21, 2006 04:30 PM (GMT)
*makes Chi fly away*

Chainsaw Buddy Chi - October 21, 2006 04:40 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Valter @ Oct 21 2006, 11:30 AM)
*makes Chi fly away*

-makes Valter's ass sore- >)

Puff - October 21, 2006 04:41 PM (GMT)
No wonder kids are so shitty... Err-hur. I meannn.. :rolleyes:

Ahaha. Good job, Valt.

Lades - October 21, 2006 10:00 PM (GMT)
*farts* ........ :huh:

That's new. Glazed anyone? :unsure:

Valter - October 24, 2006 09:02 PM (GMT)
"What if we turned little kids into cannon balls that we fired at cars?"

"Last night I took a dump in a teddy bear and gave it to some homeless kids."

Juan - October 25, 2006 01:34 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Valter @ Oct 24 2006, 04:02 PM)
"What if we turned little kids into cannon balls that we fired at cars?"

"Last night I took a dump in a teddy bear and gave it to some homeless kids."

Are you really in college?

Chainsaw Buddy Chi - October 25, 2006 08:33 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lost Prophet Kakashi @ Oct 24 2006, 08:34 PM)
QUOTE (Valter @ Oct 24 2006, 04:02 PM)
"What if we turned little kids into cannon balls that we fired at cars?"

"Last night I took a dump in a teddy bear and gave it to some homeless kids."

Are you really in college?

Go easy on him, he's a little retarded.

Valter - October 25, 2006 09:20 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Chainsaw Buddy Chi @ Oct 25 2006, 02:33 PM)
QUOTE (Lost Prophet Kakashi @ Oct 24 2006, 08:34 PM)
QUOTE (Valter @ Oct 24 2006, 04:02 PM)
"What if we turned little kids into cannon balls that we fired at cars?"

"Last night I took a dump in a teddy bear and gave it to some homeless kids."

Are you really in college?

Go easy on him, he's a little retarded.

When I was 6, I got hit on the head with a rock. Aaaand I was addicted to crac when I was 13. SOOOO, that screwed me up.:D

Juan - October 26, 2006 12:36 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Valter @ Oct 25 2006, 04:20 PM)
QUOTE (Chainsaw Buddy Chi @ Oct 25 2006, 02:33 PM)
QUOTE (Lost Prophet Kakashi @ Oct 24 2006, 08:34 PM)
QUOTE (Valter @ Oct 24 2006, 04:02 PM)
"What if we turned little kids into cannon balls that we fired at cars?"

"Last night I took a dump in a teddy bear and gave it to some homeless kids."

Are you really in college?

Go easy on him, he's a little retarded.

When I was 6, I got hit on the head with a rock. Aaaand I was addicted to crac when I was 13. SOOOO, that screwed me up.:D

.... Wow.. that's all I can say...




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