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| Four men are sitting at a bar. Out of nowhere, they just start arguing about which of the four has the biggest dick. After the arguing is going on for about 10 minutes, the bartender gets sick of the constant "Dude, my dick's huge. No fucking way is yours bigger." "Wanna bet" "Bitches, my dick is 13 inches, AROUND!", so he speaks up. He says "Alright, fellas. You've got one of two choices. One is, you all whip them out, slap them on the bar, and I'll measure them right here. Two is that you all take this little argument outside, because if it keeps up, I'm gonna have to boot you all." Less than five minutes later, the four guys come to an agreement to get their dicks measured. They all whipe their dicks out and put them onto the bar at the same time. Just about now, a fifth guy walks up to the bar. The bartender asks him "What kind of drink do you want, sir?" to which he replies "Thcrew the drink, I'll have the buffet." |
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| A black married couple is preparing for halloween. The wife wants to go trick or treating with her husband, and he doesn't want anything to do with even handing out candy, much less getting dressed up and begging for it. After getting sick of her constant nagging, he says "I'ma tell you what. Get me a costume, and I'll go. Cool?" She agrees. The next day, he comes home from work, and lying on his bed is a superman costume. "What the fuck is this? There's no such thing as a black superman. You gotta get me the right outfit, or you're trick-or-treating alone." She agrees. The next day, he comes home from work, and lying on his bed is a batman costume. "What the fuck is this? There's no such thing as a black batman, either! You gotta get me the right outfit, or you're trick-or-treating alone. Last chance." She agrees. The final day, he comes home, and lying on his bed are three white circles, about a foot in diameter, a very thick white belt, and a two-by-four. "What the fuck am I supposed to do with these? Is this my costume?!" "Well, you've got three choices, there, hun. You gotta strip down naked, and then you can either put on the circles and be a domino, put on the belt and be an oreo, or shove the 2x4 up your ass and be a fuckin dilly bar!" |
| QUOTE (LoZfan03 @ Nov 5 2006, 08:10 PM) |
| aren't dominoes generally white with black dots? |
| QUOTE (LoZfan03 @ Nov 5 2006, 08:10 PM) |
| aren't dominoes generally white with black dots? |
| QUOTE (BadManStayaway @ Nov 6 2006, 12:51 AM) |
| I've seen only a few like that. Most I see are white and black. |
| QUOTE (Kayoh @ Nov 6 2006, 06:51 AM) | ||
lmfao...duh? Very specific. I'm impressed. :XD |