I wanna know all the questions and answers for all the stupid shit people think of but never bother to check on.

1) Way does biting into aluminum foil with a filling hurt?
2) What makes popcorn pop and plain corn...not?
3) What's the biggest grocery store in the US, not including Wal-Mart.
4) Why do really cold things burn, while really hot things don't freeze?

A) Dunno
B) The kernels all have minor water droplets. When they're heated, the wate expands, causing them to 'pop'
C) I'd imagine Target
D) Different boiling and freezing points of elements

Cool. now you ask some questions. ^_^

who invented toothpicks?

Concerning the first guy who ever drank cow's milk... What was going through his head when he decided to squeeze those little hanging things and drink what came out? o.o

Why do socks go missing in the dryer? :/

Why does school have to be so gay? D:

I was actually thinking about this in Biology II... Who discovered snow?

has something to do with connecting nerves that touch the filing(s) in way they aren't supposed to be, causing weird signals, translating into pain

Will the Bradys ever get out of those little boxes???

Who's living in my attic?

How are marshmallows made?

Why does getting hit on the head make you crazy?

Now THAT is a tough one.

Marshmellow trees, duh. :rolleyes:

:P

:o Really?

Damn... I believed ya for a minute, too. Wow.

The marshmallow is a confection that, in its modern form, consists of sugar or corn syrup, beaten egg whites, gelatin that has been pre-softened in water, gum arabic, and flavorings, whipped to a spongy consistency. The traditional recipe used an extract from the mucilaginous root of the marshmallow plant, a shrubby herb (Althaea officinalis), instead of gelatin; the mucilage performed as a cough suppressant.

good encyclopedia work. <_<

Hmmm...What would have happened if we had cats instead of turkeys at thanksgiving?

First of all, hot stuff freezes faster and cold stuff burns faster because of the kinetic energy going through them and the acceleration of their atoms; hot stuff freezes quickly because the atoms are moving so quickly that they react faster to anything, including tempurature, while cold things burn faster because their atoms are moving so slowly that it's almost like they get a running start to burn.

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Anyways, if we ate cats instead of turkeys instead of thanksgiving? Hmm, after all of that technical mumbo jumbo, I'm gonna have to say we'd all start eating with chopsticks, our eyes would get squinty, and our penises would shrink.

Even weirder, what about eggs? That person had an interesting mind.

Kayoh: :lol: That was mean. I don't do that myself, but that's awfully stereotypical, don't you think? Doesn't mean I didn't get a chuckle out of it, but still. xD

Phoenix: Yeah! :o But at least other animals do that, too. But milk... only babies drink milk. What gave the guy the idea to kill the baby, run over to the cow, and do that himself? o.o

Heey, who first came up with the concept of deities? o.o

Nah, dude, I think the penises shrinking had something more to do with a nuke than with eating cat >>

If a large tree fell in a forest, but noone was around to hear it, would it make any noise?


:lol: Sorry, couldn't resist.

What's the sound of one hand clapping?

@ Puff: Technically, yes. Laws of Physics, the tree would cause molecules of air and other mediums around it to vibrate, thus creating sound. Whether anyone hears it or not is a different story.

@ Leo: *Whoosh*

Yes, I know. "Laws of Physics" aply EVERYWHERE. But I still think that if noone is around to hear it, then it doesn't make sound. It takes two things to make sound, one for something to make the sound, and the other for someone to hear it.




x.X Why is my cat so obsessively compulsively clean?

Why do un-black people listen to black music?

Then by your definition, no, it does not.

@Alex: Cause they wanna be black. We're just that cool. B)

:huh: ... :o ... You're black?

...Though I just saw your DP on MSN, I so was not paying attention. :blink:

@Reyde - Ind33d.

1) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
2) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

You don't listen to black people music though. D:

For number 2... Nuuu. Methinks a double-homicide-suicide.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Multiple personalities are completely separate from each other, aren't they? They don't just switch back and forth on the fly...

There's no such thing as "black people music". If you're referring to rap, then it's because it's actually good music. And people call me racist, pfft.

Dang, I wish I still had the icon.

Oxymoron: Rap music.

NO MORE FUCKING RAP BASHING.

No...

Rap is nothing more than a few monotonious beats, and a jumble of words put together. The topics include: sex, drugs, and alcohol.

Rap. Sucks.

Really productive, Kio. [/sarcasm]... Cut it out. You too Puff. This whole rap thing's gone on long enough. Drop it, or warnings will ensue.

That's what the question implyes...

The personalities are separate, so that one wants to kill itself along with the others, or something like that.

I'd label it kamikaze or w/e xD

Why are mothers so persistant?

Cause you're their lil smookums!




Why do we have speed limits?