At the Mall
~Climb into a window display and pose
~Do the Peewee Herman Dance on a table in a food court
~Go into a fitting room and yell really loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
~Go into a store all dressed up with some friends and give the appearance you are a movie star (see how many people you can convince - have some bodyguards)
~Go to the make-up section of stores in malls and give yourself a new look
~Go shopping wearing flippers and swim goggles then go scuba diving in the water fountain for change
~Have a sumo wrestling match in the middle of a mall
~Hide in the clothes racks, and when people walk by, or browse at the racks, change your voice and say "buy me", "pick me" or something of that sort
~Hum the "Mission I mpossible" theme loudly in a retail store
~Keep a mini water gun with you when you go to the mall. I nconspicuously shoot people as they walk by and watch for their reactions
~On a cold day get a big blanket and walk around an outdoor mall saying to different people " I 'm warmer than you!"
~Play the keyboard at the organ store
~Put on a white smock and find a ruler and a clipboard. Spend the afternoon asking strangers to let you measure parts of them
~Stick a price tag on yourself and sit on a shelf
Still at the mall (Different list, some are repeats)
1 No rollerskates, No skateboards, but I don't see any rules agains Unicycles!
2 Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ?Mission Impossible.?
3 Chalk the shape of a person on the floor and spray a little ketchup around.
4 Drop dishwashing detergent in the fountain
5 Shout, "Look, I'm naked!" just to see how many people actually turn to look.
6 Climb into a window and pose
7 Go to the Gun Store. Ask if they also sell Ski Masks
8 26 Set up a lemonade stand in the restroom.
9 26 Switch the men's and women's bathroom signs
10 Yell: 'I Like Toast!!!' when it gets too quiet
11 Put the "50% off"signs on different racks
12 set all the alarm clocks in the electronics section to go off at the same time
13 Stick a price tag on yourself and sit on a shelf
14 Pick a fight with the mannequin
15 At the bottom of an escalator, scream "my shoelaces! aaaug!"
16 Get a leash and a very small collar, Then take your hampster for a walk
17 Glue pennies to the sidewalk and see how many people stop to pick them up.
18 Exchange the menu's at different restaraunts
19 Go scuba diving in the water fountain for change
20 Bring a lawyer to represent your hamburger at 'Food Court'
21 Direct a ride in an elevator like a flight attendent.
22 Put out of order signs on all the washrooms
23 Set Up an Obstical Course For the Mall Walkers.
24 Set Up Valet Parking
25 Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people
26 walk up to people and claim your their cousin, and see how many play along
27 Superglue Quarters to the Floor
28 In the book store ask where the Sex for Dummies Book is
29 take pictures of people - tell them it's for ... the file
30 run down an escalator that is going up
31 Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down.
32 Start a food fight in the food court
33 suck on ketchup packs and tell people it's astronaut food
34 Attempt to lead the children in a glorious revolution.
35 Sneak around like you did something wrong
36 Use GI Joes and other action figures to re-enact Vietnam in the toy aisle.
37 Ask people how to get to the mall
38 Drive the display car around
39 Drop change on people's head from the second level
40 Free-AOL-cd frisbee!
41 Try to Use Lawn Gnomes as Curency
42 You and some friends- Marcco! ... POLO!
43 Entertain fellow mall-goers by faking seizures at random intervals
44 Run around with no clothing on. Insist that you are mentally wearing clothes.
45 Speak only in Klingon to the store clerks.
46 If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap.
47 Start speaking in random syllables and criticize each others accents
48 When the cashier asks your name, say "I'm ___, who the hell are you?"
49 When the escalators are full, push the stop button (on some u dont need a key)
50 Count all the girls wearing thongs!
51 Get on a skateboard stomach first. Toboggan down the escalators
52 go next to random people and shout NO MEANS NO!!!!!
53 Preform coreographed fights with your friends.
54 push people down the up escalator
55 Speed walk (backwards)
56 Start a food fight at the food court
57 Walk around with a donation can and say you were born without a large intestine
58 (elevator) what did doctor say? o very, very contagious *KOF*
59 hey kid...wanna buy a WATCH?
60 Release a Half Dozen or more Wild Squirrels & Watch the ensuing Chaos.
61 Take off your shoes and slide on the tile.
62 No Shirt, No Shoes, No service. What about no Pants?
63 Stalk someone!
64 Stand outside a store and pretend to be a payed advertizement
65 Re-enact a musical in front of Abercrombie. Preferably one with lots of DEATH.
66 Go up to random people and ask personal questions
67 go paintballing----shoot old people
68 Pick a fight with talking garbage bin
69 Set the ferrits free to bring mass destruction
70 superglue a dollar to the floor
71 Try to get up on the roof
72 Just spend the whole time at Spencer's...there are endless possiblities there
73 Gather the coins from the fountains to buy stuff from the food court
74 play paintball
75 Enact the Kama Sumtra in mannequins, one scene per store
76 Go swimming in the fountain.
77 go to the gun store and ask if it can cut through humans like butter.
78 pretend you're dying every time you go by Old Navy
79 Yodel loudly
80 Make fun of all the Abercrombie & Fitch-wearing preppies
81 set up a tent in the food cort and yell at people as they walk by
82 Tell the person at the main desk to page "Ms. Thrax, first name Anne"
83 Find competitors selling the same items within the mall. Buy Low-Return High.
84 Offer lap dances to random people (male or female)
85 Stick flyers advertising Keepers all over the mall
86 Wear a peace shirt. Get arrested. Watch the ACLU go crazy.
87 "Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
88 Beat up the Easter Bunny
89 take ketchup packets to suck on tell people it's astronaut's food
90 Wear a tshirt making any kind of statement about the war
91 Yell, "Terrorist!"
92 mall tag!
93 Get cookies
94 Spill lemonade on the floor
95 Start a protest
96 When in the bathroom, stare at the person standing at the urinal next to you
97 While in the pet store, sic a cat on a poodle
98 Crash a dating show going on at the mall
99 Fart and light it on fire
100 Find 2 people that have less to do than you do
101 Play with the evil ferrets
102 Pull price tags off of all the clothes.
103 Run away from the Rent-a-cops
104 Smoke weed
105 Meditate
106 one word: polo
107 Scuba dive in the fountain and collect all the change
108 Stare at the Magic Eye picture
109 Streak
110 Suck the "nipples" of a female mannequin
111 Your Girlfriend
112 Re-enact the scene of a kidnapping
113 Display your Large Intestines
114 rob a store, give it to the little boy outside the store
115 Scuba diving for coins in the fountain
116 Shoplift Major appliances at Sears
117 Ask if they have any items containing large intestines at Wok Express
118 Urinate on the plants
119 Loot
120 too much P.D.A(public display of affection)
121 Beat Lafours over the head with a sock with quarters
122 Drop your large intestine on the floor
123 Get your pant leg caught on the escalator, letting a blood bath ensue
124 Million Man March
125 Oh, I don't know, maybe _buy something!_
Puff...I dunno where you get these, But never stop. I love them. ^_^
I've done some of these and gotten kicked out of the store