Title: Shitty Book Sex
Severian - December 25, 2006 07:59 PM (GMT)
If you thought the sex in the last obligatory sex scene you read sci-fi or fantasy book you read was bad, compare them to some of these.
Bad Sex in Fiction ContestThat 'kinky' stuff with the mord sith in terry goodkind seems pretty high quality now, doesn't it?
The worst part is that this is coming out of supposed literature, not crappy romance.
Puff - December 25, 2006 08:04 PM (GMT)
Wow. And I thought the "pig-raping" scene in the book "Lord of the Flies" was, hmm, what's the word? Over-detailed, maybe?
Dragon_Tam3r - December 26, 2006 12:14 AM (GMT)
My first thought: Were you having sex with a book, and complaining it was shitty?
Second thought: Did you just stumble across this, or is this like a hobby of yours?
Interesting read, not the award-winning kind of "interesting" though.
'Ivan - December 26, 2006 02:39 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Annie Doultry @ Fan Tan by Marlon Brando and Donald Cammell (William Heinemann)) |
| "Oh, Lord," he cried out. "I'm a-comin'!" |
:XD
SpiralStatic - December 26, 2006 03:01 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ('Ivan @ Dec 25 2006, 09:39 PM) |
| QUOTE (Annie Doultry @ Fan Tan by Marlon Brando and Donald Cammell (William Heinemann)) | | "Oh, Lord," he cried out. "I'm a-comin'!" |
:XD
|
I sayd the exact same thing, XD...
Severian - December 28, 2006 06:00 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Dragon_Tam3r @ Dec 25 2006, 07:14 PM) |
My first thought: Were you having sex with a book, and complaining it was shitty?
Second thought: Did you just stumble across this, or is this like a hobby of yours?
Interesting read, not the award-winning kind of "interesting" though. |
It was on the guardian, which I read sometimes...
but actually someone on another forum mentioned it. I don't know how he discovered it, but I thought it was worth posting.
Valter - December 30, 2006 02:10 AM (GMT)