I learned why those Nutcracker dolls are called Nutcrackers. :mellow:

My Ma was like "You didn't know that those dolls did that?"

I was like "Nooooo... :huh: "

:blink:

Puff... You're in all these advanced classes, and yet the meaning of a simple compound word nutcracker eluded you? It cracks nuts, duh. Did you know that the desktop is the top of the desk? :lol:

:unsure: Desktop... Spiffy screen on the computer with all the pointless icons.

It's like pouring something into a cup. You only have room for so much, and when you try to fill it up with more, some runs over the edge. Advanced knowledge takes more room than basic does.

Why'd you take that 'blonde moment' thing out of your sig? :P

It's kind of in the name :blink:

Not sure if this is similar but I used to think the computer was the moniter I was looking at but NOoOoOoOoO...it's the big hunk of plastics and metal under the shelf.

SAME! Also when I was like, 3, I hadn't been taught how to do shut down on this old crappy IBM thing we had in our house, so I would press the power button.

Ya, after my bro saw me doing that he taught me how to do it right.

Wow, same here too. Bright minds think alike.

I only thought that because my dad had it set so you only had to click the on button on the moniter to turn the comp on too. but whatever

Special.

When I was 8 I thought if you stuck ur crotch in a nut crackers it'd crack ur nuts.

Reading that brought me pain, Valter...

Truly? Reading that made me laugh. Loudly and maniacally. My mother came in and asked me what was wrong with me. I pointed at the screen, and she laughed with me.

Then we stopped and I started to type.

At least you didn't test the theory. My friend was in the hospital for quite a while after that one.

... And why was your friend dumb enough to test it? :huh:

I dunno. I choose not to ask my buddies "why the hell at the age of 15 you'd stick your stuff in a nutcracker to see if it cracked your nuts." I can't say I want him to tell me.

... At first I thought he was like, 10 when he did that, but 15 is completely different. xD

At 10 years old...sorta naive 15 You're just a fucking dumbass. :lol:

lol, I agree with you there.

BMS, your friend actually cracked his nuts with one? Holy shit. His balls must have popped.

Dude. I didn't ask questions after, "He experimented with a nutcracker" I asked why he walked funny.

That had me laughing on my rear. Then again, I enjoy the pain of others. Did you ever find out why?

Well...the most I was able to find out was he was at a party. With a girl he liked that I know for a fact liked nothing more then watching him suffer. He was probably proving, ironicallly, that he had the "balls" to smash his balls in a nutcracker. My friends not the brightest person on the planet and that's never been more apparent to me then at this very moment.

He has my sympathy. I'd like to meet the girl though. Perhaps we could exchange tips?